I ordered Chinese food last night with my fucking girlfriend. I spent 6 hours with her beforehand screamin' and fucking yellin' about stupid fucking shit... I don't even remember what it was about... anyways... when the food arrived... she poured the wonton fucking soup over my head.... and I dumped the MOO GOO GI PAN.... in her fucking face!!!
To make a long story short... she fuckin' left...
And I fucking got wasted at a bar...
While i'm drinking.. and reaching for a cigarette...
I notice there is a fucking fortune cookie in my pocket... crushed and whatnot...
I opened it up... and it said...
"You are a happy man"
WITH A FUCKING SMILEY FACE AT THE END!!!!!
FUCK YOU MR. FUCKING CHINESE COOKIE!!!!!
YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!!!
Anyways...
On the back of the fortune it said, "293".
I am thinking about playing CASH 3...
SO I CAN AFFORD A GUN WITH SOME BULLETS AND FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!!
warf out
To make a long story short... she fuckin' left...
And I fucking got wasted at a bar...
While i'm drinking.. and reaching for a cigarette...
I notice there is a fucking fortune cookie in my pocket... crushed and whatnot...
I opened it up... and it said...
"You are a happy man"
WITH A FUCKING SMILEY FACE AT THE END!!!!!
FUCK YOU MR. FUCKING CHINESE COOKIE!!!!!
YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!!!
Anyways...
On the back of the fortune it said, "293".
I am thinking about playing CASH 3...
SO I CAN AFFORD A GUN WITH SOME BULLETS AND FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!!
warf out
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