David Lee Roth and Sex on Tour

[kamaboko]

Just found this on the net.......


New York, June 22: Rock star David Lee Roth devised a clever way to satisfy his voracious craving for sex during his Van Halen days.


The American rock vocalist distributed generous cash rewards to staffers who brought in the hottest girls with them, according to a new, unofficial bio of the platinum-selling band, reports the New York Post.

Author Ian Christe writes in 'Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Saga,' that Roth developed a "streamlined" scheme of "ordering sex at shows by handing out laminated backstage passes to the security staff, each marked with their initials."

"Then, from the stage, [Roth would call] out, 'Blonde, pink top, sector A-4,' identifying the girls he wanted to see after the show. Whatever crew member's name Dave saw flapping around the girl's neck backstage at the end of the night would get a $100 bonus at breakfast the next morning. As far as intimacy went, it was a little like the invention of the drive-through window at McDonald's, but the morale of tour staff remained high," Ian Christe adds.

Diamond Dave also kept a photo album of provoking Polaroids that showed many of the band's kinky groupies.

"[It] featured sights like a backward-leaning naked girl being used as a coffee table, a lit cigarette in her [private parts]," Christe writes.

But eventually Roth, after a number of break-ups and reunions with the band, came out "frustrated by the role of sex god," according to the book.

"He routinely vented some [bleep]ed-up male sexuality, inviting pretty soccer moms from the front row for a drink from his trademark Jack Daniel's bottle and then shaking the stage prop at groin level while [spraying] about a quart of whiskey on [their] heads," Christe writes.

"Who knows how many times he had enacted the same scene backstage with willing participants during his halcyon days, but now his soaking of loyal admirers revealed the impotent anger of an aging Adonis," he adds.

In the meantime, rumours that Roth and the band may re-unite once more continue to make rounds.

[bantonelli]

Yes, just as I thought, this guy Ian Christie is trying to cash in on "Old" knowledge already known... Telling us nothing new or exciting.

I'd rather have DLR tell us about his Sex-capades in his beligerent enthusiasm and THEN you would have my attention.

This book may have a few photos not seen in awhile, so for that reason only, it might be worth a glance, but to purchase it for these stories, hearing it 3rd hand.....faggetabout it!

[Dave2007]

from NY Post Page Six gossip today:

WHY ROCKER NEVER STRUCK OUTJune 22, 2007 -- DAVID Lee Roth had such an unquenchable thirst for sex during his Van Halen days that he invented an ingenious way to score at the band's concerts - doling out generous cash rewards to staffers who supplied him with the hottest girls, according to a new, unauthorized bio of the platinum-selling band.

The spandex-clad rocker developed a "streamlined" system of "ordering sex at shows" by distributing laminated backstage passes to the security staff - each marked with [the staffer's] initials," writes Ian Christe in "Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Saga," out in August from Wiley.

"Then, from the stage, [Roth would call] out, 'Blonde, pink top, sector A-4,' pointing out the girls he wanted to see after the show. Whatever crew member's name Dave saw flapping around the girl's neck backstage at the end of the night would get a $100 bonus at breakfast the next morning. As far as intimacy went, it was a little like the invention of the drive-through window at McDonald's, but the morale of tour staff remained high."

Diamond Dave also kept a scrapbook of provocative Polaroids that showed many of the band's kinky groupies. "[It] featured sights like a backward-leaning naked girl being used as a coffee table, a lit cigarette in her [private parts]," Christe writes.

But time caught up with Roth, and after a number of breakups and reunions with Van Halen, whose smash hits in the 1970s and '80s included "Jump," "Panama" and "Hot for Teacher," he appeared "frustrated by the role of sex god," according to the book.

"He routinely vented some [bleep]ed-up male sexuality, inviting pretty soccer moms from the front row for a drink from his trademark Jack Daniel's bottle and then shaking the stage prop at groin level while [spraying] about a quart of whiskey on [their] heads," Christe's book relates.

"Who knows how many times he had enacted the same scene backstage with willing participants during his halcyon days, but now his soaking of loyal admirers revealed the impotent anger of an aging Adonis."

Meanwhile, rumors continue to swirl that Roth and the band may re-form once again.



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[blueturk]

If you didn't already know this shit , you're not a CVH fan.....

[Hummarstra]

Its a recycled rehash of cobweb covered old news lifted right out of the other books. This guy's an opportunist trying to cash in on the reunion. That's all.

[Nickdfresh]

I recall Dave being confronted with this in some interview way back in the 80s. He sort of vaguely acknowledged while denying it...

[spmusicplyr]

thats about as breaking news as the CHV reunion post back this past winter

[Dave's PA Rental]

What is this 'net' that you speak of?

[VanHalener]

Breaking News...

Toastmaster General likes getting laid. News at 11. ;)

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[jgdrag]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I recall Dave being confronted with this in some interview way back in the 80s. He sort of vaguely acknowledged while denying it...


Old Letterman interview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RvDO-8kNwI&mode=related&search=

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by jgdrag
Old Letterman interview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RvDO-8kNwI&mode=related&search=

Thank you! I saw it live, and I saw it again, posted here a while ago...

I used to have a great picture book on Van Halen from circa 1984 from a photag that had a lot of that stuff in there. It's long gone though, *sigh*

[topjim2y]

tool the queen dickweed can't get a hardon hahahahaha (and is gay)

[thome]

thome, writes dave book too.

Open page one:

Dave All American Boy(chapter title)

David Lee Roth,likes to sing for his cashe', chase some good times, for the good times.
Damn, decent work ethic.All the rest of this book stolen from people who actually spoke with him.

And it Goes on from there..........

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

I remember reading a NY Post gossip column years back:

"Dave, it is true you had sex with a groupie in a room full of other people cheering you on?"

"Uh, when did this supposedly happen?"

"1980 or 1981."

"I'd like to think so."

[WARF]

Is SEX the opening act, or the headliner? :D

[Little Lamont]

That shit with the Jack Daniels bottle was a little fucked up.

I saw him do it twice. Front row freaked out. Then, both times, he would look off stage and say to somebody, "Clean that shit up." Said it real mean too. Guess it was part of the show but that kind of anger don't suit Diamond Dave.

[eddie78]

Does Anna Ohura still post on here?

[Dave2007]

good to see the press covering the Dave Vanhalen book,and some big gossip outlets still reporting a reunion in the works

[Dave2007]

forgot to mention Dave talked about Page Six on his radio show

[Nitro Express]

I don't see why we are even giving this the time of day. Dave made sure he got laid on the road. Wow!

[topjim2y]

ford can't get a hardon so he pays me to fuck his uglyass woman.

[Mick_7]

Can any one post the picture of the table chick with the cigarette in her.....:-) private part?
Had it an d lost it
Thanks