Advice for those on the Atkins Diet

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  • BigBadBrian
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10625

    Advice for those on the Atkins Diet

    Advice for those on the Atkins Diet
    “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17160

    #2
    I was just watching a program on discovery channel
    about this diet. They had team of scientists trying to
    prove that it doesnt work. Yet they cant ! Interesting.
    Im not on a diet, Im reasonably skinny at the moment,
    but if I wanted to lose a lot of weight I would be checkin
    this shit out. Seems like that Atkins dude was right after
    all these years of the scientific community laughing
    at him...

    Funny cartoon BTW...
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • SoCalChelle
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1597

      #3
      Love the cartoon! LOL Didn't the Atkins guy die of obesity and a bad heart?
      Last edited by SoCalChelle; 05-15-2004, 12:32 PM.
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      • Panamark
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 17160

        #4
        Dunno, that would be ironic, huh. They did mention on this show that he was a cardiologist who had been seeking out diets for years. Perhaps he found the right one a bit too late

        Sounds suspect to me, eat all the fatty shit you like and still lose weight... But they now have proof that it sends your body into some mode that literally eats up that extra fat.. Dunno why Im interested ?
        Im not even slightly overweight
        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
        Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • SoCalChelle
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1597

          #5
          "You can have 3 burgers and a pound of bacon, but you can't have an apple...because the apple has carbs!"
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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17160

            #6
            Yeah it just doesnt sound right does it...

            Thats why the scientists are freaking out that it works ?!?!
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • David Van Via
              Sniper
              • Apr 2004
              • 753

              #7
              The atkins diet the diet that makes no sense. Give me a 8 burgers but I cant have the rolls.
              Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!

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              • SoCalChelle
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1597

                #8
                I went to lunch with a bunch of co-workers a while back and there were several of them on the Atkins diet. They were ordering the most bizarre stuff...one of them got this enormous hamburger, but with no mayo...It was like a 1/2 pound of meat, but it was ok cuz there was no mayo on it. WTF?
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                • Jesus Christ
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2428

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SoCalChelle
                  Didn't the Atkins guy die of obesity and a bad heart?
                  No, he slipped and fell on a patch of ice, and sufferred massive head injuries as a result. He was in a coma for a while before eventually coming to see Me in Heaven.

                  He's been trying to convince Me that My bread & fish diet needs to be modified ever since, but as I told him, I think I looketh pretty good for a Guy who's over 2000 years old.

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                  • SoCalChelle
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1597

                    #10
                    LOL, thanks for clearing that up.
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                    • Mezro
                      Full Member Status

                      • May 2004
                      • 4153

                      #11
                      Re: Advice for those on the Atkins Diet

                      Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                      Advice for those on the Atkins Diet[/URL]
                      Here's some advice: they should get their fat asses on the treadmill and drop the fucking fad diets.

                      Mezro...fat people + fatty food = more fat people crammed into clothes from KMart
                      Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                      • DlocRoth
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5518

                        #12
                        Dude, it works. Have a dozen breakfast sausages and call me in the mornin! LOL
                        Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                        • VanJay011379
                          Roadie
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 172

                          #13
                          I agree with that cartoon in several respects.

                          People are always looking for a miracle solution. Just watch what you eat. Its not rocket science, if you eat less, you can lose weight.

                          Also, they don't tell you that these meals you have to eat are more expensive. I'd love to eat grilled chicken all day but its expensive as opposed to a slice of pizza.

                          Finally, go to a gym and get a small workout started. You don't have to walk out of there looking like Charles Atlas. Not only will you lose weight, but you walk out of the gym feeling great and it boosts self confidence.

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                          • WACF
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2920

                            #14
                            Some decent cardio 3-4 times a week and you can get away with alot of good food!!

                            Excersise is the key to any kind of weight lose plan.

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                            • Mr Grimsdale
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 9485

                              #15
                              Eat less and exercise and the weight drops off.
                              Originally posted by flappo
                              i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

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