Are Michael Anthonys' daughters legal yet?

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15320

    Are Michael Anthonys' daughters legal yet?

    I want wanna lube my dick with Michael Anthony's hot sauce and stick it in their bum bums!!
    You know... and have a little piece of (ass) the Van Halen legacy. Spead em bitches!!! Ah yes...

    And if you turned up the volume you can hear his daughters call.... FUCK ME CHOPIN OR DON'T FUCK ME AT ALL!!!!

    ALLLLL-REEEET!!!!!!
  • Redballjets88
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2005
    • 4469

    #2
    hm i forgot what those hos look like
    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

    "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      Sounds like you're well adjusted in your walk with Jesus Christ, WARF...

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15320

        #4
        Atleast I don't celebrate the death of American soldiers in the front line...

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        • Jimmy Jingles
          Veteran
          • Mar 2004
          • 1611

          #5
          Originally posted by Redballjets88
          hm i forgot what those hos look like


          Here is a recent family portrait...







          Ain't they cute?
          23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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          • matt19
            Sniper
            • Mar 2005
            • 875

            #6
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            Sounds like you're well adjusted in your walk with Jesus Christ, WARF...
            Coming from someone who is into underaged chicks?
            Long Live Classic VH

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              #7
              Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
              Here is a recent family portrait...







              Ain't they cute?
              LOL
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19145

                #8
                Warf, I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time....
                The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32798

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
                  Here is a recent family portrait...





                  Here they are WARF! Get some KY and work yourself into their tight little holes you pervert bastard!

                  Ain't they cute?
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • WARF
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 15320

                    #10
                    Originally posted by matt19
                    Coming from someone who is into underaged chicks?
                    No shit...
                    Prescilla was young...
                    And didn't his daughter marry a pedophile Michael Jackson!

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                    • Terry
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11957

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
                      Here is a recent family portrait...







                      Ain't they cute?
                      Fan-fucking-tastic!
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                      • Amity75
                        Groupie
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 68

                        #12
                        Call me old fashioned but having a go at someones kids, no matter HOW much you hate that person, is pretty shite...
                        http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7...vesiggywx7.jpg

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                        • Douglas T.
                          Full Member Status

                          • Nov 2005
                          • 3875

                          #13
                          Everyone is someones kid!

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49204

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            Sounds like you're well adjusted in your walk with Jesus Christ, WARF...
                            Originally posted by WARF
                            Atleast I don't celebrate the death of American soldiers in the front line...
                            LOL Elvis, you're the last guy that should be passing judgement on anybody with some of the recent postings you've made...

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49204

                              #15
                              But Jesus Warf, leave the "Womens and Childrens" out of the Van Halen bashing...

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