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WARF
07-04-2007, 01:57 PM
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Redballjets88
07-04-2007, 02:05 PM
god his tone is soo shitty goddamnit if he would change that it might be bareable

Terry
07-04-2007, 02:09 PM
1) WAY too much distortion. Sounds like he's got some kind of flanger/phaser/stereo chorus action going on there, too. Dunno what it sounded like in the room while he was playing it, but I could barely make out what he was playing.

2) WAY too much high end. Willing to bet his treble and gain are on 10, and his bass is on 3 at the highest.

3) Seeing someone run through scales like that on an overdriven electric just isn't impressive. Let's see him pull it off on an acoustic. Even a nylon-string. Betcha he couldn't.

Mr Badguy
07-04-2007, 02:33 PM
Jeez, that sucked.

Hyman Roth
07-04-2007, 03:10 PM
HA!! It looks and sounds like he's just hitting random notes as fast as he can.

sadaist
07-04-2007, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Hyman Roth
HA!! It looks and sounds like he's just hitting random notes as fast as he can.

Isn't that what Kerry King from Slayer does for his solos?

Coyote
07-04-2007, 03:56 PM
I wonder who's his influence. Nintendo?

Jérôme Frenchise
07-04-2007, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by WARF
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Not bad at all, for a deaf man. :D

matt19
07-04-2007, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Not bad at all, for a deaf man. :D

LOL

Mr. Vengeance
07-04-2007, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by WARF
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When did C.C. DeVille get so fucking fat????

Diamondjimi
07-04-2007, 08:58 PM
That fucking chorus is as bad as a dentist's drill.

Redballjets88
07-04-2007, 09:00 PM
maybe it would sound like something if his chubby fingers werent covering frets 15 to 22 at one time

Seshmeister
07-04-2007, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by WARF
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I'll see your shit and raise ya...:D

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PHOENIX
07-04-2007, 09:18 PM
Man that was bad!

Seshmeister
07-04-2007, 09:29 PM
:D

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Seshmeister
07-04-2007, 09:34 PM
YouTube comments are always the most retarded thing you can ever read on the interweb.


IndustrialStorm (11 months ago)
is this a joke?


Jesus suffering cunt...

ELVIS
07-04-2007, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by sadaist
Isn't that what Kerry King from Slayer does for his solos?

Hell no!

The amazing thing about Slayer is that they play everything note for note!

Big Troubles
07-04-2007, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
When did C.C. DeVille get so fucking fat????

C.C wasn't terrible.

He def. wasn't anywhere near great either.

eddie78
07-04-2007, 11:24 PM
Kirk Hammet is the worst soloist ever, or at least, the most overated.
He cannot bend a freaking note up to pitch to save his life.
Metallica dropped the ball when they thought that guy was the better player in Exodus...
Gary would have eaten Kirk for breakfast.

Mr Badguy
07-05-2007, 07:06 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
I'll see your shit and raise ya...:D

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What the fuck is he trying to do?

Amity75
07-05-2007, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by WARF
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Hardrock69
07-05-2007, 09:50 AM
Heh....ya want shit? Just listen to any Neil Young....
:D

indeedido
07-05-2007, 09:51 AM
Is that Vinny Vincent?

Diamondjimi
07-05-2007, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by eddie78
Kirk Hammet is the worst soloist ever, or at least, the most overated.
He cannot bend a freaking note up to pitch to save his life.
Metallica dropped the ball when they thought that guy was the better player in Exodus...
Gary would have eaten Kirk for breakfast.

Every word true!

Hammett blew his load on "Kill 'em All" and peaked on "Master'.

Gary Holt murders Hamster any day!;)

smaz
07-05-2007, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
I wonder who's his influence. Nintendo?

First thing I thought :lol:

eddie78
07-06-2007, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by diamondjimi
Every word true!

Hammett blew his load on "Kill 'em All" and peaked on "Master'.

Gary Holt murders Hamster any day!;)

It must have been his personality, because there were a million guys on the west coast that could have crucified Hamster.
I guess after dealing with Mustaine, They just wanted a mellow, go with the flow second guitarist.
I love how Kirk was not allowed to play rhythm on the classic Metallica records. Only James.

Redballjets88
07-06-2007, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by indeedido
Is that Vinny Vincent?

no vinnie is talented, and can do more than play up and down scales

smaz
07-06-2007, 10:02 AM
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Amity75
07-06-2007, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by smaz
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hideyoursheep
07-06-2007, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Heh....ya want shit? Just listen to any Neil Young....
:D

Damn...You beat me to it.:D

hideyoursheep
07-06-2007, 11:50 AM
The big guy's guitar neck must smell like KFC....

Terry
07-06-2007, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Redballjets88
no vinnie is talented, and can do more than play up and down scales

Eh?

Terry
07-06-2007, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by eddie78
Kirk Hammet is the worst soloist ever, or at least, the most overated.
He cannot bend a freaking note up to pitch to save his life.
Metallica dropped the ball when they thought that guy was the better player in Exodus...
Gary would have eaten Kirk for breakfast.

I'll buy that.

Literally a good thing for Metallica that they had so many killer songs, 'cuz I'd be hard pressed to name a single Kirk solo that wasn't a bunch of unmemorable wanking.

ThrillsNSpills
07-06-2007, 03:12 PM
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Jimmy Jingles
07-06-2007, 04:33 PM
Holy fuck that is funny

Jimmy Jingles
07-06-2007, 04:36 PM
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Jimmy Jingles
07-06-2007, 04:42 PM
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Redballjets88
07-06-2007, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Terry
Eh?

what i mean is that none of these guys on youtube could write multiple albums solo, let alone write all of the music on one of KISS's best albums

Terry
07-06-2007, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
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Man, funny enough to begin with, but best when it went into the slow demo of the songs...literally crying from laughing so hard...:D

Terry
07-06-2007, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
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Proof that nobody wants to see sausage being made

Bonzo1026
08-07-2007, 03:15 PM
Sounds like the fuckin old school '80's Galaga video game!!! LOL

Bonzo1026
08-07-2007, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
I'll see your shit and raise ya...:D

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Oh, Fuck me, that IS worse! What are these people thinking. I guess we all sound like shit whne we first get started but maybe I'm just lucky there wasn't You Tube. These should be sent to You Suck! LOL

Bonzo1026
08-07-2007, 03:34 PM
I know I'll catch all kinds of hell for this one but I really don't give a fuck.................Zakk Wylde's annoying squealin harmonic shit at EVERY fuckin rest on EVERY fuckin' song drives me insane! What's so great about this guy? I guess I'm old but I just don't see it.

Douglas T.
08-07-2007, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by smaz
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Woofie tapes are surfacing already!

Dave's Bitch
08-07-2007, 08:43 PM
fat people playing guitar looks really funny

DavidLeeNatra
08-11-2007, 06:41 AM
this fucker claim to be #1 in this category, too...

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