Hellllooo....BREAKFAASSSST....

[distortion9]

LAYIN...in bed....
Bacon dancing in my head...
TOSSING....the sheets....
Belly sez it's time to eats....

I pick my fat ass up, I lick my fuckin chops...
Breakfast time is near, I just might eat a steer...

I'm up for breakfast....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
You better clear the fucking way....
I'm up for breakfast.....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
When Sam's hungry he don't play...

FRYIN....piece -o- pizza...
This omlette the Mona Lisa...
BACON....and a big ole hunka cheese...
My hunger is like a mean disease...

I pick my fat ass up, I lick my fuckin chops...
Breakfast time is near, I just might eat a steer...

I'm up for breakfast....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
You better clear the fucking way....
I'm up for breakfast.....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
When Sam's hungry he don't play...

Got some eggs got some ham got some toast got some lamb...oooh yeah..throw it all in that pan...

SOLO

I pick my fat ass up, I lick my fuckin chops...
Breakfast time is near, I just might eat a steer...

I'm up for breakfast....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
You better clear the fucking way....
I'm up for breakfast.....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
When Sam's hungry he don't play...

OUT

[Lou]

What song is this a parody of? If it's of a Van Hagar song, that's probably why I'm not getting it right away as I haven't listened to a Van Hagar album in forever.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by Lou
What song is this a parody of? If it's of a Van Hagar song, that's probably why I'm not getting it right away as I haven't listened to a Van Hagar album in forever.

Pick any one of em.

[MAX]

LMFAO!!!! I'll guarantee your lyrics and the time you took to write them will far out-do Spam's "serious" attempt at the breakfast song!!!! Classic d9, that is priceless!!!!

[redblkwht]

You guys are killing me tonight, so much for lurking..

[MAX]

"I smelled the bacon, I'm fat!!!!

I brought my stomach!!!

Give me something to chew on man!!!!


I'm fucking fat

fucking fat

fucking fat

I'm up for breakfast!!!!!


I'm fucking fat

Soooooooooo fat

I'm up for breakfast!!!!"

[Panamark]

Fuck this is funny. Spammy is a fucking loser !!

[MAX]

Seriously, how could ANYONE give a song a title such as that???

"UP FOR BREAKFAST"

The scariest thing is that it's not a joke?

[MAX]

Only Spam has no shame and literally has "the guts" to write shit like that. If the lying dutchmen had problems with his lyrics before, it just goes to show how fucking far they are in la-la land to include a song such as this and let alone release it!!!

No fucking wonder Warner Brothers hasn't re-signed them cos they must suck beyond belief?

I'm thinking VH3/Spam Lyrics and a decent producer and it's STILL not making the grade for the record company. A fucking tour supporting a BO2 record and WB still has hesitations? Damn, Ed's "Ten albums worth of material" must be fucking stellar if a major label won't even commit to three fucking songs?

[Panamark]

Can you just see the house lights dim, the Spamsters with a sea of lighters, then tears all around as Spammy emotionally launches into "Up for Breakfast" !! :p

[Panamark]

Maybe its "Time for Bed", Spammy !

[MAX]

Seriously, I've NEVER heard or witnessed anything like this Van Hagar "reunion?" No press, no hype, no interviews, no Guitar World and I mean fucking NOTHING!!!! This whole thing is just bizarre. I don't care what LSD says but even ONE cancelled concert shows fucking failure. IMO. Then with all of this BOV2 crap with the record company? I thought "It's About Time" was supposedly the BEST shit they had ever put on tape? LMAO!!!! Apparently not? LOL!!!!

This is becoming both more comedic and pathetic by the day. Then add to that "Up For Breakfast?" Shit, no wonder this is a bigger joke than ever to the powers that be?

How can they do any interviews anyway? I'll bet Spam is under a gag order to not pimp his piss-water, Michael just sits there staring into Spammy's eyes, Alex talks about nothing cos of his latest pending divorce and Ed is drunk talking about the "Ten albums in the can slrrrrrrrrrrr....... Fat fuckin cabernet........slrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." No wonder the record executives want to keep them as far away from the media as possible?

This thing is more than a joke!!!

[Panamark]

Max, I dont think its worthy of guitar world, major press etc. Its not the real reunion. Most people realize this. So I dont find that side of things surprising at all. Its just not that interesting. A rehash of a rehash. They needed to do the real deal to get that sort of media support.

[Panamark]

As reported in the "Has Spammy Sold out any Shows yet thread"



HOT OF THE PRESS:

In an attempt to reignite their flagging ticket sales, Sammy Hagar has
written an ode to his breakfast, Van Hagar's management feel it will stimulate the already lacklustre ticket sales.

With such brutal songwriting skills, the pending release of this Rock Classic will surely get those turnstyles clicking over again !!
Hagar, ever the astute businessman took on the challenge of reconnecting with the disgruntled Van Halen fans. Van Halen's
management are confident they are now sitting on a blockbuster
smash hit !

Warner Brothers have even requested slight changes to the Bands other song titles, including, Its about Time for Lunch !

[MAX]

Panamark,

That was some funny and stellar shit mate!!! LMFAO!!!

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