Warfstradamus Predicts...

[WARFstradamus]

Fuck... I don't feel like making any quatrains...
I'll get straight to the point...

It would be so typical for Van Halen to announce tour dates immediately after Hagar announces his tour...

It would be like a "fuck-you" to Sammy And Mikey...

Edward always fires back after an announcement...

Remember when Dave said "the hands fell off the clock?"
Ed announces he has cancer...

So that is my predicition...

"When the moon aligns with Venus, the Man of cheddar will announce his tour... The Idiot Savant beomes sober and the ressurection of Van Halen returns."

[vhwithroth]

lol....ok

[JMJ]

lmfao

classic

prolly true as well :D

[DlocRoth]

Laugh not!!!!!

WARFstradamus is the seer of all seers!!!!

[Dave2007]

got any lotto numbers?

[bantonelli]

Well no announcement yet, but they've got the Classic Logo on the Live Nation Site... tix soon ?:

http://www.livenation.com/artist/getArtist/artistId/3718/

[Jesus Christ]

Verily, not even the Son of Man yet hath the tour dates. :(

[philouze]

The man of cheddar... LMFAO

[MAX]

A little Zen headed your way...
You'll get it, halfway down the interstate...
Four days from now, it all goes clear...
A Buddhist riff for your inner ear...

Do you believe?

Don't you trust me??? ;) :cool: :hitch:

[Panamark]

Hmmm.....

Lots of people saying this....

[Wawazat]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j316/qhaq/LEGO20Mohammed.jpg

[ThrillsNSpills]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/davidlee.jpg

hellooooo Cleveland


"Hey Dave, how come every time I see a picture of you you got your mouth wide open?"

DLR: I got it from the guy in Aerosmith.

[MAX]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/davidlee.jpg

hellooooo Cleveland


"Hey Dave, how come every time I see a picture of you you got your mouth wide open?"

DLR: I got it from the guy in Aerosmith.

That's a cool pic!!! :cool:

[David Lee Rocks]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Verily, not even the Son of Man yet hath the tour dates. :( blasphemy!!!

[David Lee Rocks]

Originally posted by bantonelli
Well no announcement yet, but they've got the Classic Logo on the Live Nation Site... tix soon ?:

http://www.livenation.com/artist/getArtist/artistId/3718/ I believe thats been on there since February or March

[WARFstradamus]

On the 14th Day of the Lunar Eclipse, The great Mullet of The West Coast will align forces with the man in capri pants... Famine will plague the city of Cabo... Man made mountains will collapse... The brother in the neckbrace is holding the other brother's pee pee... They will tour for 120 days... The Evil mullet of the west lays buried in the misty woods.

[WARFstradamus]

After 60 circles of the sun, The wife of a guitar vituoso will haunt her husband... his teeth as white a chicklets... She writes a book exposing his addiction to Heinekin... The first gunshot leaves the melodramtic wife crawling... the second shot leaves her breathless... The overweight offspring drops his yellow spongecake... a man in a blue uniform arrives at 5150... a gold star lies above his chest to identify his authority. Blood... Blood... Blood... when the comet passes Jupiter...

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by David Lee Rocks
blasphemy!!!

Ye accuse the Messiah of blasphemy, My son?

Art thou a Pharisee or something?

[bastardog]

Originally posted by WARFstradamus
On the 14th Day of the Lunar Eclipse, The great Mullet of The West Coast will align forces with the man in capri pants... Famine will plague the city of Cabo... Man made mountains will collapse... The brother in the neckbrace is holding the other brother's pee pee... They will tour for 120 days... The Evil mullet of the west lays buried in the misty woods.

This is Ace.
This post should be in Main

Warfstradamus.......... Ace!

[WARFstradamus]

Fuck man... all my fucking predictions are wrong!!!

I still have another 6 hours.

[Redballjets88]

you just need to be broader like nostradamus.

[WARFstradamus]

I predict Eddie Van Halen is a fucking dildo.

later fuckers....

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Wawazat
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j316/qhaq/LEGO20Mohammed.jpg

I think 6 year old Aysha has the tour dates but her damn husband keeps her locked up.

[113]

What I dislike about Ed is, he plays on the fans sympathy to get one up on Dave.

1996 my hip

2001 my cancer

2007 my alcoholism

How low can you go? You scum bag

[Coyote]

Originally posted by 113
What I dislike about Ed is, he plays on the fans sympathy to get one up on Dave.

1996 my hip

2001 my cancer

2007 my alcoholism

How low can you go? You scum bag

2008: My prostate

2009: My hairline

2010: My earwax

2047: My funeral

[Terry]

Originally posted by Coyote
2008: My prostate

2009: My hairline

2010: My earwax

2047: My funeral

Too fuckin' funny, although 2047 seems a bit optomistic...

Seriously doubt the Van Halens and Roth, if they are actually planning something out, are giving much thought about what Anthony is up to (his participation just doesn't seem to be in the gameplan), and even less about Hagar.

[Romeo Delight]

Originally posted by 113

2001 my cancer


How low can you go? You scum bag

Yeah...How dare he get cancer!!!:rolleyes:

[DLRdelight!]

Originally posted by Wawazat
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j316/qhaq/LEGO20Mohammed.jpg

fucking hilarious!

[Jimmy Jingles]

Tomorrow

[Irving Azoff]

The pint sized whiskey sippin’ bass player having been expunged
The brother of the great guitar prophet shall not appear for inducting
Rumors circulate; Fanatics pontificate; No more drunken state
A trek across the land postponed, announcement not forthcoming