Van Halen and Casual Sex can Stop Terrorism, so says FOX News

[LoungeMachine]

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Stop Terror With Sexual Healing
Friday, July 20, 2007

By Greg Gutfeld

It's not religious fervor or a rejection of the West. It's a hatred for life, stemming from a lack of sexual opportunity.



The possibility of sex is what gets men out of bed in the morning. It's what causes men to build things and work out. But, when there is no possibility, it's what causes men destroy things and stop bathing.

Democracy is sweet, but it's not seductive. If anything, it's the superficial greatness of America — our stupid sex-drenched pop culture — that converts people to freedom, not speeches about freedom.

The solution to hatred against the West is not democracy, but something simpler: airdropping sex packages.

Well, maybe not sex packages, but care packages that offer a sampling of the very best of America. I am referring to Van Halen 1, some HoHos and the entire catalog of AC/DC. I know, they're Australian — but Australia really is an American state, with wallabies.

We should also send 20 years worth of Playboy. Sure, it's cheesy, but have you seen the articles? They're crap, but I read them for the naked pictures. Plus, Playboy could probably make more headway in a burqa-burdened society, than a forum with Tom Friedman.

Casual sex isn't the solution for terror. But the potential for it is.

Sex offers more opportunity for wishful, pointless thinking than anything else in life — and without it, you're left with a lot of angry men whose genitals stink of goats.

And that's my gut feeling.

:gulp:

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

This guy seems to have a good grasp on reality. Rock n Roll, Playboy, might as well drop a few thousnads pounds of Kind while we're at it. lol

[Redballjets88]

wow i can't believe Fox would even allow the article to be published, let alone credit Van Halen where credit is due

[Antman]

I find it ironic that while this administration wants to spread democracy and freedom in Iraq, we're losing it here.

[clod speeney]

Originally posted by Antman
I find it ironic that while this administration wants to spread democracy and freedom in Iraq, we're losing it here.


You're right. Like, not having the freedom to post on rotharmy.com.

Your statement is penned worse than "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

Your avatar is making me thirsty...

[Nickdfresh]

There onto something here...

I was listening to Franken on one of his last shows where he was interviewing some scholar that had extensively written on what made young Muslim men into terrorists...

One of the main conclusions was lack of opportunity to meet women. Not necessarily even in the line of casual sex. It was more the prohibitions against dating out of one's social class, even prohibitions of working class Muslim from dating at all while the moneyed classes could pretty much do what they wanted. Marriages were arranged with strict rules on dowries and all that shit. And their opportunities for marriage/girlfriends were severally restricted along what amounts to a caste system (using Egypt as an example) where the corrupt elites maintain the status quo...

It makes for very bitter men when not only are they not allowed to date, but they also must observe a double standard when women are the exclusive territory of those with money...

[Nickdfresh]

Oh shit, I just realized this isn't my forum. LOL:D

[Nitro Express]

Sex is a huge motivator. When I was young I was on fire for sex, and it motivated me more than money. I wanted the money because I could get more sex with it than without it.

I'll admit it, women rule the world because all the men want is pussy.

The middle east needs a big blow job. They actually do have some good looking women over there and some of those Iranian Persian beauties are hot! Unrap the women and lets have a makover. Hood up and fuck.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


Well, maybe not sex packages, but care packages that offer a sampling of the very best of America. I am referring to Van Halen 1, some HoHos and the entire catalog of AC/DC.

Mr Gutfeld, we need to talk...

BASTARD! Sending only Van Halen 1.

And PLAYBOY? WTF? There are much harder core mags out there.
Mr Flint, I'm going to need an air drop.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Baby steps

[hideyoursheep]

-"but Australia really is an American state, with wallabies."

I wonder how much Rupert paid this guy?.......

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by vanhalener
Mr Gutfeld, we need to talk...

BASTARD! Sending only Van Halen 1.

And PLAYBOY? WTF? There are much harder core mags out there.
Mr Flint, I'm going to need an air drop.

A buddy of mine spent a year and a half in Iraq. When he flew into Kuwait the first thing that blew him away was all the porn for sale and the same in Iraq. They are major horn dogs over there. What they need is a jolly good fuck to free their minds from the Islamic brainwashing.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Nitro Express

The middle east needs a big blow job.

That, my friend, is the quote of the century.

Absolutely outstanding.