The Official "Hagar fans stupid quotes" thread

[distortion9]

Sometimes it scares me to know these people are actually out there, somewhere....BREATHING.

Found this one over at "The Links"....go figure.

"Dudes!

We should all stop reading so much into the music. I mean lyrics and shit.

Just sit back, turn it up and enjoy it."

Riiiiiight.....cause the last thing you should be concerned about when listening to a cd....is the music and lyrics and "shit".

That's like saying, "Ya know, I feel like treating myself to a nice expensive dinner....it doesn't matter what it tastes like".

[Bill Lumbergh]

LMFAO yeah it could just be the sounds of Ed knocking back another one, or Spam dropping a huge load, and it would be just fine to them.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Actually isnt that ou812 I just described?

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Lyrics is what made Classic Van Halen, and it's lyrics that proved without a shadow of a doubt that Hagarita sucks lima beans.

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Actually isnt that ou812 I just described?

No, you just described yourself on a Saturday night.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I hope this Saturday night is that action packed!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
No, you just described yourself on a Saturday night.

Defending ou812 huh? Think another Spammy groupie just came out. "CONGRATULATIONS ITS A SHEEP!"

[cwsmith17]

I didn't defend anything. All I did was describe a typical night in the Lumbergh household. Rock On!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
I didn't defend anything. All I did was describe a typical night in the Lumbergh household. Rock On!!

That's Tuesday's and Thursday's only though dude, get it right. Thanks!

[Panamark]

What about the woman herself ? Spammy in a recent interview said that several shows had already sold out. Um, Spammy, try *ONE* show. Someone should post that interview, he goes on to say that he has no plans with Van Halen after this tour. That was my favorite part of the interview.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Panamark
What about the woman herself ? Spammy in a recent interview said that several shows had already sold out. Um, Spammy, try *ONE* show. Someone should post that interview, he goes on to say that he has no plans with Van Halen after this tour. That was my favorite part of the interview.

OMG! WHERE CAN I FIND THIS INTERVIEW???!!! HAGAR HAS NO PLANS WITH VAN HALEN AFTER THIS TOUR???!!! IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE, IT FURTHER CONFIRMS THAT DAVE WILL REJOIN VAN HALEN AFTERWARDS.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
OMG! WHERE CAN I FIND THIS INTERVIEW???!!! HAGAR HAS NO PLANS WITH VAN HALEN AFTER THIS TOUR???!!! IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE, IT FURTHER CONFIRMS THAT DAVE WILL REJOIN VAN HALEN AFTERWARDS.

I'm going to take some time off after the VH tour," he said. "I think I'm going to reflect on everything. I can't say for sure what I'm doing next. I'm sure (the reunion) won't be a one-time deal, but I can't make any decisions right now. I'm going to play music the rest of my life. I'm doomed to be a musician the rest of my life."

[smaz]

We're all doomed that he's gonna be a musician for the rest of his life.

[Terry]

Originally posted by Panamark
What about the woman herself ? Spammy in a recent interview said that several shows had already sold out. Um, Spammy, try *ONE* show. Someone should post that interview, he goes on to say that he has no plans with Van Halen after this tour. That was my favorite part of the interview.

Sammy consistently lies about verifiable facts regarding Van Hagar's record sales and concert attendance. Glad to see he's being true to form.

[Terry]

Originally posted by smaz
We're all doomed that he's gonna be a musician for the rest of his life.

Classic, smaz!