LMFAO!!! Lindsay Lohan arrested AGAIN for suspicion of drunken driving

[Hardrock69]

This stupid bitch is going DOWN! And not the way most guys would like, either!

Lindsay Lohan arrested on DUI suspicion

1 hour, 18 minutes ago

SANTA MONICA, Calif - Lindsay Lohan, who just finished a second stint in rehab for substance abuse treatment, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving early Tuesday, authorities said.
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Lohan, who is already facing a drunken driving charge in Beverly Hills, was pulled over near the Santa Monica Police Department after authorities spotted her car chasing another, said Sgt. Shane Talbot.

Authorities conducted a field sobriety test and then transported her to the police department.

The 21-year-old actress was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of cocaine, among other charges, Talbot said.

Police found cocaine in one of her pants pockets during a pre-booking search, Talbot said.

A call to Lohan's publicist was not immediately returned.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070724/ap_on_en_mo/lindsay_lohan

[binnie]

Hey, if she'd timed it better she could have shared a cell with Paris.

Lindsay has to be my favourite train wreck: getting busted after rehab, classic.

Still waiting for the sex tape Lindsay

[binnie]

Maybe I'm a conspiracy nut, but it's funny how this coincides with the release of her new film on Friday....

[VanHalener]

Lock that bitch up at my house and I'll get things straight with her.

[Steve Savicki]

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=269870&GT1=7701

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Even her breasts can't make her beautiful now.

[Steve Savicki]

EDITED - sorry for double post

[Redballjets88]

i think she is ugly, freckled up ugly bitch

[Ally_Kat]

Going to jail is going to become the new rehab trend.

I secretly hope people make a bigger thing over this than Paris, just to piss Paris off

[Steve Savicki]

Wishful thinking.

[Redballjets88]

You know all of these stories make me hate music today even more, since when are twenty year old girls worse than the rock stars of the day. In the 80's these were the girls that the rockers were fucking between rehab and jail stints.

[Isaac R.]

lol...crazy bitch is crazy.

[Diamondjimi]

This stupid cunt does'nt need rehab.

She needs to gag on my cock .

[thome]

Feel free to edit my rough draft.

thomes story of how it goes down.

Lindseys Publisist/Mom,calls Lindsey into her lawyers office....

"Lindsey the studio says you must get another DUI and face some jail time,the pay this time is 1 million dollars."
"E- Tonight and the press mags need some dirt to sell more ad space"
"the money will be dropped in your offshore acct like the other gigs we have ran on your public."

Lindsey sais, "Excellent, I'm a money making machine.""What's your cut this time Mom.... 25%!!! you are a GODDAMM WHORE!""Lets do it"

Mom then sais "Lindsey we need to really get you out there, in the publics eye."
"The studio also wants to place some Cocain in your purse
to out do the -Paris Scam- they ran earlier this year."

"Felony DUI, Felony Distribution and Posession, Class 1 Narcotics charge is what they need you to do."

Lindsey, "Tell the 2 mil and it's a deal."

Then Lindsey and Mom and her Lawyer all do a line off the desk.
jus alil bump, mind u.

The END!:eek:

[thome]

Epilog : One of these days paid off DA or not one of these lil superstars
is going to get 10 years FLAT!

It may be Lindsey?

No-One is this stupid even 12 year olds no when and when not to carry .

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondjimi


This stupid cunt does'nt need rehab.

She needs to gag on my cock .

LOL