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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21888

    LMFAO! Baptists Minister arrested

    Bloggers are quick to fling zingers about Baptist minister's arrest

    By RYAN UNDERWOOD
    The Online Buzz

    From Tennessean staff writer Jennifer Brooks:

    There are so many things wrong with this story, we'll let the blogs handle the commentary.


    Baptist minister and Christian radio personality Tommy Tester was arrested in Johnson City, Tenn., last week after he was found intoxicated, dressed in a skirt and urinating in front of children at an area car wash, according to tricities.com and wtop.com.

    When police arrived to cart him off, they say, he offered to perform sexual favors on them.

    Instead, he was arrested and charged with indecent exposure and driving under the influence.

    Tester, 58, is a minister at Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol, Va., and an employee of the Christian radio station WZAP-AM in Bristol.

    The arrest was like Christmas in July for the snarky political site Wonkette.com: "You can just imagine the cops pulling up to haul off the preacher pervert and their utter disbelief when, instead of showing any shame or denying everything, he offers to" perform a sex act on them.

    Not content to let an opportunity for a political swipe go by, the post goes on to inform readers, "Wonkette has been unable to determine his specific job title with the Rudy Giuliani campaign."






  • Unchainme
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2005
    • 7746

    #2
    Stick that up your ass Katydid!

    The church as of late pastor wise has not been too sharp..it's either been about money or secret disgusting shit like this little event..Good pastors are hard to find now a days..
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58781

      #3
      Sounds like a good life partner for Ted Haggard. Someone should play matchmaker.
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35192

        #4
        If you took a hundred people off the street randomly and a hundred preachers, statistically you have to think that there will be a hell of a lot more perverts in the latter group.

        Same goes of course for the percentages of pedophiles in the general population compared to those who work/worked as priests...

        I don't think thats a coincidence.

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21888

          #5
          Katypig wants to suck kneel in front of that guy so he can piss all over her.....

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58781

            #6
            I don't think Katypig is his type. But her non existent son "DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN" might be.
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • blonddgirl777
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2005
              • 5805

              #7
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              ... I don't think thats a coincidence.
              It is a known fact that the pedophiles tend to do whatever they have to, to get closer and gain the confidence of their victims before striking.

              Also, by pretending to be "sent by God"... they think that people will suspect them less. That's how it used to be and that's why a lot of religious workers got to get away with murder!

              One more reason for me to resent anyone who has the audacity and arrogance to claim that God is speaking through them...
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
              [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
              Originally posted by VanHalener
              ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
              Originally posted by FORD
              ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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              • blonddgirl777
                ROCKSTAR

                • Mar 2005
                • 5805

                #8
                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                Katypig wants to suck kneel in front of that guy so he can piss all over her.....
                But hey, it will be the piss of GOD!!! :eek:
                That should wash away all of her sins... L.O.L.
                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                Originally posted by VanHalener
                ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                Originally posted by FORD
                ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58781

                  #9
                  Let's all sing along with Jimmy........

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                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19145

                    #10
                    That is one hell of a funny story!

                    Whatever he'd been drinking, I never want to try any of it....
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                    • DeadOrAlive
                      Veteran
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 1683

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      Sounds like a good life partner for Ted Haggard. Someone should play matchmaker.
                      Ok that was fucking funny.

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32797

                        #12
                        Originally posted by blonddgirl777
                        It is a known fact that the pedophiles tend to do whatever they have to, to get closer and gain the confidence of their victims before striking.

                        Also, by pretending to be "sent by God"... they think that people will suspect them less. That's how it used to be and that's why a lot of religious workers got to get away with murder!

                        One more reason for me to resent anyone who has the audacity and arrogance to claim that God is speaking through them...
                        I prefer to talk to God directly without the middleman and money is a man made thing. It's not a product of nature in fact in the natural sense money is absolutely worthless. Us humans play this game that a bunch of paper is worth something and it seems to work. Why in the hell would God want such crap? I mean any church that asks for money has a problem. LOL!
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32797

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FORD
                          Let's all sing along with Jimmy........

                          <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H02QxWFRIOw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H02QxWFRIOw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
                          Top Jimmy he's the king! Ozzy even had to dedicate a song to him.

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                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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