How to hack your Maglite to turn it into a powerful DEATH RAY!!!

[Hardrock69]

http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FAU/MS7B/F4WY1LPY/FAUMS7BF4WY1LPY.MEDIUM.jpg

Complete instructrions can be found here:

http://www.instructables.com/id/EWM4YR2F4WY1LQ2/?ALLSTEPS

[Reverberator]

That is fucking amazing.

But I can reproduce this effect with a pint of cider , a tinderbox and an old womans hymen.

It's no better though.

[Viking]

Here's one better: overclocking your Maglite to 80x it's normal luminosity, so it'll burn like a fucking Star Trek phaser:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/diy-overclocked-flashlightan-arsonists-dream-218630.php

(I really shouldn't be pointing some of you fuckers toward this. You're too unstable as it is. :D)

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
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Complete instructrions can be found here:

http://www.instructables.com/id/EWM4YR2F4WY1LQ2/?ALLSTEPS


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[Hyman Roth]

LMMFAO!!

[Hardrock69]

COOL! KATYPIG IS TRYING TO BECOME THE NEW PR0N MISTRESS!!!!

LMFAO!!!

:D :D :D

[Hyman Roth]

I imagine a lifetime of sexual repression gives one unhealthy appetites for anal fisting and the like.

I've never seen anyone literally "put their foot in [someone's] ass".

:D

[Diamondjimi]

Katy you fat ugly hypocrite !:monekyr:

[Hardrock69]

Katy has long been involved in such activity.

About time she posted some of the stuff she masturbates to all the time.

Stupid degenerate slut!
:D

[Hyman Roth]

I wonder if DRRN has any gaping pictures of Katydid? :D

And now we know the answer to the age old riddle of how many asparigus (sp?) stalks you can fit in a woman's asshole...

[Hardrock69]

Though the actions of stupid people confound me.

What does a laser beam Maglite have to do with shoving raw vegetables up one's ass?
:confused:

[Hyman Roth]

That's her way of telling you that all the pr0n pics you post in her threads really turn her on and you should keep posting them!

Praise Jebus!

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
I wonder if DRRN has any gaping pictures of Katydid? :D

Hmmm...I bet he doesn't need photos. He is KatyBitch's own personal fucktarded asslicker.

He gets a close up view of her gaping ragged asshole all the time.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
That's her way of telling you that all the pr0n pics you post in her threads really turn her on and you should keep posting them!

Praise Jebus!

I see!!!

YES! PRAISE HEEBEE JEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hardrock69]

You know Jebus saves!

[Hyman Roth]

Not when he shops at the Quick-E-Mart!

[Hardrock69]

You know what cracks me up...KatyBitch had to go searching for the stuff she doesn't already keep on her 'hard drive'.

:D

I wonder how many hours she spent riding her specially built dildo-chair while she was surfing the net trying to find some pr0n she thought would be good enough to post here?

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Not when he shops at the Quick-E-Mart!

Clerk: "I don't care WHO you think you are, the sale on pr0n ended last week! So put that Nuns In Latex special issue back on the stand, and stop drooling on it!!!"

Jebus: "ok"

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
You know what cracks me up...KatyBitch had to go searching for the stuff she doesn't already keep on her 'hard drive'.

:D

I wonder how many hours she spent riding her specially built dildo-chair while she was surfing the net trying to find some pr0n she thought would be good enough to post here?

Ohhh...something tells me she didn't have to search too far. ;)

[Hardrock69]

I wonder if she masturbates to pictures of her daughter's corpse.
:confused:

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
You know what cracks me up...KatyBitch had to go searching for the stuff she doesn't already keep on her 'hard drive'.

:D

I wonder how many hours she spent riding her specially built dildo-chair while she was surfing the net trying to find some pr0n she thought would be good enough to post here?

That "stuff" was what Katydid's Minge (one of your many aliases) posted on a birthday thread my son started for me in Arielle's Dump.

I decided to go to hitchWORLD and see if they had any inventions that might rival yours. I found one, but for a more daring ride (especially for you Hardrock69) may I suggest that you take the fan guard off. . .
That might just cure your sexual fantasies once and for all. (Reference...the Bible. "If your hand does evil, cut it off, if your eye sees evil, pluck it out...better to go through life without temptation than to succumb to it and go to hell."

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[Hyman Roth]

May I suggest that you and your inbred family find another site on which to post? Maybe then you wouldn't have to deal with such abuse. What is it about you, Katydunce, that you don't realize that YOU ARE NOT WANTED AT THIS SITE? What will it take to make you realize this if spamming your dumb-ass threads with anal fisting pictures doesn't do it? GET THE FUCK OUT AND TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL PSEUDO-RELIGION WITH YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT! TAKE YOUR PEDOPHILE DRUG ADDICT SON ALSO, YOU STUPID WHORE.

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Viking
Here's one better: overclocking your Maglite to 80x it's normal luminosity, so it'll burn like a fucking Star Trek phaser:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/diy-overclocked-flashlightan-arsonists-dream-218630.php

(I really shouldn't be pointing some of you fuckers toward this. You're too unstable as it is. :D)

Toooooo late you should see my cat....:cool:

[Blackflag]

Can't you buy a laser pointer now for like $5?

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Blackflag
Can't you buy a laser pointer now for like $5?

Have you ever received self-gratification in making something with your own two hands, Blackflag?

Why, according to my calculations, I repopulated the planet 56 times last week!

:sperm: :D

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Katydid
That "stuff" was what Katydid's Minge (one of your many aliases) posted on a birthday thread my son started for me in Arielle's Dump.

Sorry, I have no aliases.

BITCH!



Originally posted by Katydid

I decided to go to hitchWORLD and see if they had any inventions that might rival yours. I found one, but for a more daring ride (especially for you Hardrock69) may I suggest that you take the fan guard off. . .


Christ you are fucking stupid.

I have posted nothing here that is an 'invention of mine'.

Even so, the Maglite conversion is something pretty nifty.

And all you could do was come up with a photo of a pocket pussy attached to a fan?

You are a great example of illiterate, inbred white trash.
Go jump in front of a train.

Or better yet, have your son fuck you in the ass, then skullfuck you. Perhaps having his little tiny dick in your mouth will shut you up.

WHORE




Originally posted by Katydid
That might just cure your sexual fantasies once and for all.


Why would I want to 'cure' my sexual fantasies? They do not include rotary fans, or your stinky fat fucking kunt.

Steve knows you have been posting deviant porn.

Some 'Christian' you are.
Fucking Satan worshipper!
:rolleyes:



Originally posted by Katydid
(Reference...the Bible. "If your hand does evil, cut it off, if your eye sees evil, pluck it out...better to go through life without temptation than to succumb to it and go to hell."



Your sense of self-worth is so lacking, why don't you just kill yourself?

Your husband was happy to die, because it meant he no longer had to deal with your warped bullshit.

Same with your slut daughter. Dying was the best thing that could have happened to her, as you are such a pathetic shitbag that her life was a living hell having to deal with you.

[Katydid]

I am not a bitch nor a whore.

My son is not a Pedophile.

My daughter who was murdered was not a whore nor druggie.

Steve Niewulis and I have been friends from church for three years or so. I know and talk to his parents. I respect him, and he respects me. He knows all about the fiasco you caused yesterday.

He has my personal phone number, and I have his. We e mail back and forth all time.

So shut your foul. vulgar mouth.

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by Katydid
I am not a bitch nor a whore.

My son is not a Pedophile.

My daughter who was murdered was not a whore nor druggie.

Steve Niewulis and I have been friends from church for three years or so. I know and talk to his parents. I respect him, and he respects me. He knows all about the fiasco you caused yesterday.

He has my personal phone number, and I have his. We e mail back and forth all time.

So shut your foul. vulgar mouth.

please i beg you katy answer my question

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!??!?!?!?!?

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Katydid
I am not a bitch nor a whore.

My son is not a Pedophile.

My daughter who was murdered was not a whore nor druggie.

Steve Niewulis and I have been friends from church for three years or so. I know and talk to his parents. I respect him, and he respects me. He knows all about the fiasco you caused yesterday.

He has my personal phone number, and I have his. We e mail back and forth all time.

So shut your foul. vulgar mouth.


He knows you have been posting pr0n.

Not only that, he is disgusted by it. Enough so not to mention it.

So do you beg him to suck his cock? He IS, after all, a locally famous ROCK STAR!!!!!


And by the way. Your son may not be a pedophile, but YOU ARE!!!
:mad:

You used to suck his peepee when he was 4, and he has never forgiven you for it. He still remembers walking in on you while you were fucking your daughter in the ass with a Jesus Dildo.

It has caused him massive retardation and trauma over the years.

Then there was the time you let him fuck her in her ass.

You fucking bitch!!
:mad:

Go KILL YOURSELF!!!

I will hoist a glass when you die. I will call on your Lord Satan to crucify you upside down in a vat of Pope John Paul's putrid shit!

:rolleyes:

But then you would probably love it.

Fucktarded trollop.

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
He knows you have been posting pr0n.

Not only that, he is disgusted by it. Enough so not to mention it.

So do you beg him to suck his cock? He IS, after all, a locally famous ROCK STAR!!!!!


And by the way. Your son may not be a pedophile, but YOU ARE!!!
:mad:

You used to suck his peepee when he was 4, and he has never forgiven you for it. He still remembers walking in on you while you were fucking your daughter in the ass with a Jesus Dildo.

It has caused him massive retardation and trauma over the years.

Then there was the time you let him fuck her in her ass.

You fucking bitch!!
:mad:

Go KILL YOURSELF!!!

I will hoist a glass when you die. I will call on your Lord Satan to crucify you upside down in a vat of Pope John Paul's putrid shit!

:rolleyes:

But then you would probably love it.

Fucktarded trollop.

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[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
I wonder if DRRN has any gaping pictures of Katydid? :D

And now we know the answer to the age old riddle of how many asparigus (sp?) stalks you can fit in a woman's asshole...

I love asparagus...

I wonder if she used holinday sauce as her 'personal lubricant?'

[Hyman Roth]

OOOO that might sting a bit, eh?

[Hardrock69]

Ya know....I can see things like bananas or cucumbers.

She be kinda nuts.

I think Katypig posted that because she is possessed by Satan. And wanted some asparagus.

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Katy is at home with her veggies.

:D

[Reverberator]

Know what ?

I thought I'd start posting more around the army because of the good ideas some of you have for threads, but on this evidence I'll stay in the dump.

This shite is old and fucking tiresome.

Give it a rest.

[Hardrock69]

Want some asparagus? Katy has a lot of it, but it has turned kinda brown for some reason....