"Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" T-Shirts [Archive]

Diamondjimi

08-09-2007, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by HeathenClerk
Am I the only one that thinks the creation of black-with-white-lettering t-shirts of

WHERE THE F*CK IS MICHAEL ANTHONY

would be hysterical/awesome?

Just imagine Eddie's face as he looks out to a sea of them...

The Heathen

Hmmm , interesting...........

Might drive him to relapse.

Welcome to The Army !
:cool:

HeathenClerk

08-09-2007, 11:31 PM

Yeah, longtime listener, first time caller and all that shit -

The Heathen

saintbarry

08-10-2007, 12:15 AM

Just wait,like all of have for 20 years to see Van Halen again they way they should be.Problem is Eddie is going to be fit and playing great,Roth will be singing great and back on top as the leader of Van Halen,Alex will look great without his neck brace,and Wolfie will be Wolfie,but without Mike's background vocals classic Van Halen will not sound like classic Van Halen.I hope these guys can pull it off,but I am doubtfull.This is not a classic Van Halen reunion,because Mike is one of the biggest parts of the classic Van Halen sound,like it or not.Like I said before I bet they will Sample some of the backgroud vocals.Check this out from melodicrock....................................... ....................
"I can add one other thing. The tour may start in Connecticut. I guess we'll know Monday. The other issue that has been talked about is that of backing vocals. As far as I know, there will be no major compensation added for the loss of Michael Anthony's well known contribution in that department. Hiring a backing vocalist was discussed, but what I have heard is that Eddie, Alex and Wofgang recorded some backing vocals for just a few songs, which will be included as backing tracks on performance night."

Hyman Roth

08-10-2007, 12:28 AM

I love how people can think that a rock-star who spent at least a decade being too drunk and methed-up to carry on a conversation can spend 30 days at some "rehab" center in the Hollywood Hills eating quiche for breakfast and attending "group-therapy" sessions on the beach for 45 minutes a day and all of a sudden be "fit and healthy". :rolleyes:

...and I'm not singling you out to pick on you, Saintbarry, I see this fiction all over the messageboard.

Panamark

08-10-2007, 12:30 AM

I would change the "Where" to "Who" :)

Has the same impact both ways then !

Didn't there used to be a "Who the Fuck is
Eddie Van Halen" Shirt ???

Hyman Roth

08-10-2007, 12:32 AM

Well its easy to answer "Who the hell is Mike Anthony" - he was the bassplayer for the ass-kickingest rock band to ever grace the earth: Classic Van Halen. Remember? "Where is Mike Anthony" requires a bit more analysis.

saintbarry

08-10-2007, 01:23 AM

Roth seems to bring out the best in Eddie's playing when they record together.I think if Eddie is not drinking or whatever that he will sound great with Roth,but I know that is a big if.It's just sad to me that we won't have the backing vocals.Mike said last time they got together with Roth the stuff that they recored sounded like Van Halen 1.You can't sound like Van Halen 1 unless you have the backing vocals.Who knows maybe Wolfie and Eddie can sing the backgroung vocals and it will sound good,or maybe they will just sample,but its going to be sad if the music and lead singing is dead on and the backing vocals suck.Who is going to sing all the high harmonies for Running with the devil,Little Dreamer,Feel your love tonight,Jamies Crying,I'm the one,etc,etc,etc.I wonder what Dave is thinking.He must know that Mike is a big part of the classic Van Halen sound.Who knows,maybe the new stuff sounds great without Mike.Only time will tell.

VanHalener

08-10-2007, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by Panamark

Didn't there used to be a "Who the Fuck is
Eddie Van Halen" Shirt ???

Yes. Wasn't this shot of Ed on that T?
http://i14.tinypic.com/4zkmfc5.jpg

HeathenClerk

08-10-2007, 02:58 AM

There was, which makes this idea so much funnier - I think I might get a batch made.

Who would be interested?

The Heathen

PlexiBrown

08-10-2007, 03:12 AM

Enough about Mike Anthony already. He is out. Let it go!! I would like Mike to be part of this but he isn't. Leave the Mike Anthony worship at the links.

HeathenClerk

08-10-2007, 03:23 AM

Ignoring the backing vocals thing, this is more a way to fuck with EVH a bit, and if fucking with Eddie isn't a mainstay of this site (that I've silently read for so long) then clearly I'm in the wrong crowd!

;)

The Heathen

Redballjets88

08-10-2007, 04:04 AM

Originally posted by HeathenClerk
Ignoring the backing vocals thing, this is more a way to fuck with EVH a bit, and if fucking with Eddie isn't a mainstay of this site (that I've silently read for so long) then clearly I'm in the wrong crowd!

;)

The Heathen

Then we should have ed before and after shirts or fuck ed shirts. not where's mikey. because in the end it's dave who we want to see.

im sick of people trying to say they want to boycott the tour because of the lack of mikey. all of these people would go see dave solo so why not see him with ed and al?

ELVIS

08-10-2007, 04:16 AM

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
I love how people can think that a rock-star who spent at least a decade being too drunk and methed-up to carry on a conversation can spend 30 days at some "rehab" center in the Hollywood Hills eating quiche for breakfast and attending "group-therapy" sessions on the beach for 45 minutes a day and all of a sudden be "fit and healthy". :rolleyes:

It can happen...

But can he stay that way ??

Hummarstra

08-10-2007, 05:31 AM

How about a "WHERE THE FUCK IS GARY CHERONE?" T shirt?

MAX

08-10-2007, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by Panamark
I would change the "Where" to "Who" :)

Has the same impact both ways then !

Didn't there used to be a "Who the Fuck is
Eddie Van Halen" Shirt ???

Let's up the ante another notch by creating a shirt that says "WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MICHAEL ANTHONY?!??!?!?!?" :rolleyes:

Why even acknowledge his absence on this tour at all? I don't give a fuck and neither will the thousands of folks going to the shows.

Mikey's sure cashing in though (awwww... he's the sweetest and most genuine person in vh :uck: ) with all of his recent radio interviews. Hey, he's gotta ride the coattails of this tour somehow, no? I guess, who can blame him cos the publicity for the VH shit will draw at least five or six Mikey Roy fans to their upcoming geekfests!!! Then the same pussys can suck, fuck and fondle each other to their heart's content.

Oh and for the last fucking time MICHAEL, spare us all with the "Sammy says he's all for a tour with both singers but Van Halen's NOT interested" crap. :rolleyes: No shit Sherlock!!! As Loons has always said "Van Hagar Rest In Piss" and thankfully this tour's gonna finally nail that one in the coffin fo sho. As if they (Haganthony) actually needed any help after that pathetic embarrassment they did at the RNRHOF.

A better shirt would read "WHERE'S MICHAEL ANTHONY" on the front and on the back it reads "UP SAMMY HAGAR'S ASS!!!" or "RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT IN VAN HALEN!!!" Or Version two with the same on the front and on the back it reads "WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!?!?!?!"

Fuck yeah, this IS what I do best!!! Go figure? :fucku2:

Sorry for the rant cos as a musician, I'm making myself so sick it's pathetic!!! Pretty fucking STELLAR if I do say, no? :D

LMAO!!!

MONDAY MORNING (well noon here) cannot come soon enough!!!

Panamark

08-10-2007, 06:58 AM

I want Wolfgang to wear this shirt ! :D

Hyman Roth

08-10-2007, 07:05 AM

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Enough about Mike Anthony already. He is out. Let it go!! I would like Mike to be part of this but he isn't. Leave the Mike Anthony worship at the links.

The day I let you tell me what to post is the day I stop posting. So fuck off with your demands. I don't worship Mike Anthony, I somewhat worship the memory of Classic Van Halen.

And Max, again, I resent the implication that because I am of the opinion that this tour is a complete fucking sham because all four members of the original band are not reunited and Ed has his kid on bass, only because of his overinflated ego, that I am a "geek[...]" and a "pussy". I assure you, Mr. Gladiator - I ain't no pussy. And I can back it up, too.

You fuckheads seem to forget that Ed and Al played with Sammy for quite a long time as well and were completly up to their eyeballs in redrocker SHIT....oh but that doesn't bother you one bit, huh? :rolleyes:

DavidLeeNatra

08-10-2007, 07:17 AM

fryingdutchman

08-10-2007, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by HeathenClerk

Just imagine Eddie's face as he looks out to a sea of them...

The Heathen

Eddie won't give a shit.

But it would probably rattle the shit out of poor Wolfgang...and I don't think he needs his nerves cranked up any more.

Let the kid breathe, for Christs sake...

fryingdutchman

08-10-2007, 07:57 AM

Besides...there is no real question about "where the fuck" Michael Anthony is.

He is very publicly residing, snug and warm, deep in the anal cavity of Samuel Roy Hagar.

Hyman Roth

08-10-2007, 07:58 AM

...just like Ed and Al for 15 or so years. Did you forget also?

113

08-10-2007, 08:38 AM

How many people can name the stones replacement for Bill Wyman who left in 1992!

Exactly!

Hyman Roth

08-10-2007, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by 113
How many people can name the stones replacement for Bill Wyman who left in 1992!

Exactly!

Daryll Jones - played with Miles Davis, Sting and Peter Gabriel (you dumb fucker).

Hyman Roth

08-10-2007, 08:43 AM

Now how many people can guess how many cocks 113 has to suck to pay his/her/its rent every month?

Hardrock69

08-10-2007, 08:46 AM

DARRYL FUCKING JONES!!
:mad:

Hardrock69

08-10-2007, 08:46 AM

fryingdutchman

08-10-2007, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
...just like Ed and Al for 15 or so years. Did you forget also?

There's no comparison there. Mike NEEDS Sammy if he doesn't want to spend the rest of his days just hawking hot sauce.

Ed and Al (especially Ed) on the other hand, never needed Sammy. If it wasn't Sammy back in 1985, they would have found another singer and probably reached comparable levels of success.

Ed put Sammy Hagar on the map. If it wasn't for the Van Halens, Sammy would be on the same rock and roll "D-list" that Cherone hangs out in. Sammy's a piece of shit, but he's a well-known and extremely financially secure piece of shit.

And without the Van Halens, Sammy would never have had the opportunity to start shilling shitty tequila, much less make a fucking KILLING by selling the aforementioned tequila to Gruppo Campari/Skyy for $80 million.

He would have been the one-hit wonder "I can't drive 55" guy and that would have been it.

I like Mike....don't get me wrong. I don't blame him for not wanting to sit around idly waiting for the Van Halens to get their shit together. But it's obvious that he made some decisions for himself in this whole matter, and it didn't work out for him.

Shed no tears for Michael Anthony. He's not hurting, and he likely won't be hurting for the rest of his life.

We can lament the loss of his contributions to the CVH sound. But any marginal bassist who can sing will have no real problem filling that gap.

Vinnie Velvet

08-10-2007, 08:59 AM

This is one of the gayest ideas EVER.

A fucking MA t-shirt.

Holy fuck. You'd think I just posted at Links instead of the DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY.

Hyman Roth

08-10-2007, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
There's no comparison there...

Well stated - but the arguement that one party
"need[ed]" the other doesn't change the fact that for years and years
and years Ed and Al flew the Gay Hagar flag high and proud, shit-
talking Dave all along the way. It doesn't change the fact that
everyone here slamming Mike because he finally decided to grow a
pair of testicles and make music without the sisters (albiet with a
clown-faced, no-talent rumpy-pumper), when Ed was busy being a
comatosed, drug-addled vegitable, conveniently doesn't want to
acknowledge the fact that the Ed and Al sucked his dick also!

Really - these days I listen to musicians that blow each member of
Van Halen out of the water. Mike is no special bass player - but no
matter what anyone might say, he was a quintissential (sp?)
element of the Classic Van Halen sound and feel. Yeah they can hire
a studio player to approximate his sound...and maybe Wolfgang
really is the second coming...I dunno - but it ain't classic Van Halen.
And the only reason why its not Classic Van Halen on this tour,
which we the fans so rightfully deserve after all these years, is
because EDDIE VAN HALEN IS A FUCKING CHILD AND A PRICK!

I would feel the same way if Mike, Ed and Dave decided to tour without
Al and I felt the same way all those years they did it without Dave. I
don't shed a tear for Mike - I may, however, shed a tear,
metaphorically speaking, for the fond memory of Classic Van Halen.

saintbarry

08-10-2007, 09:07 AM

"How many people can name the stones replacement for Bill Wyman who left in 1992!"

Billy Wyman only played bass,and it doesn't have anything to do with the bass playing.It has to do with the background vocals of Mike that made it sound like classic Van Halen.Don't worry I am going to see this tour like everybody else because I want to see Ed and Dave together.Bring it on and lets see if Ed,Dave,Alex and Wolfie can bring some respect back to the name of Van Halen or if they help continue the train wreck we have been seeing for the last 20 years.All you guys who hate Mike,you are getting what you want,I just hope they can pull it off and sound like classic Van Halen without his vocals.Once again.Time will tell!!!!!!!

fryingdutchman

08-10-2007, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
Well stated - but the arguement that one party
"need[ed]" the other doesn't change the fact that for years and years
and years Ed and Al flew the Gay Hagar flag high and proud, shit-
talking Dave all along the way. It doesn't change the fact that
everyone here slamming Mike because he finally decided to grow a
pair of testicles and make music without the sisters (albiet with a
clown-faced, no-talent rumpy-pumper), when Ed was busy being a
comatosed, drug-addled vegitable, conveniently doesn't want to
acknowledge the fact that the Ed and Al sucked his dick also!

Really - these days I listen to musicians that blow each member of
Van Halen out of the water. Mike is no special bass player - but no
matter what anyone might say, he was a quintissential (sp?)
element of the Classic Van Halen sound and feel. Yeah they can hire
a studio player to approximate his sound...and maybe Wolfgang
really is the second coming...I dunno - but it ain't classic Van Halen.
And the only reason why its not Classic Van Halen on this tour,
which we the fans so rightfully deserve after all these years, is
because EDDIE VAN HALEN IS A FUCKING CHILD AND A PRICK!

I would feel the same way if Mike, Ed and Dave decided to tour without
Al and I felt the same way all those years they did it without Dave. I
don't shed a tear for Mike - I may, however, shed a tear,
metaphorically speaking, for the fond memory of Classic Van Halen.

I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down, Hyman.

I'm familiar with the feeling. It's going to be strange seeing just 3/4 of the original lineup. When you look to Dave's right, you'll expect to see Mike's face, and it won't be there.

But I think by the third or fourth song, if all goes well, nobody will care that much anymore.

fryingdutchman

08-10-2007, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by saintbarry
"All you guys who hate Mike,you are getting what you want,I just hope they can pull it off and sound like classic Van Halen without his vocals.Once again.Time will tell!!!!!!!

Saying that you can live without Mike isn't synonymous with "hating" him.

Don't paint with such a broad brush, especially when you've made 1/100th of a post per day for 3 years...

:rolleyes:

hideyoursheep

08-10-2007, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
I would feel the same way if Mike, Ed and Dave decided to tour without
Al and I felt the same way all those years they did it without Dave. I
don't shed a tear for Mike - I may, however, shed a tear,
metaphorically speaking, for the fond memory of Classic Van Halen.

That tear dried up 23 years ago.

Live in the now.

All you asspuppets saying "It' ain't Classic van halen if Mikey isn't there" *in high-pitched whiney voices* Never gave a rats dick about DAVE not being there and bought that shit up. So fuck you, fair weather closet Clownsuit fans. :mad: I'm going, with or without the dogwhistle MA voice. They canned Samsauceablowski, may as well can his fucking voice onstage, too.

I guarantee the BASS SOLO will be fucking better.

HI-OOOOOOH!!:donkey: :rockit2:

hideyoursheep

08-10-2007, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by 113
How many people can name the stones replacement for Bill Wyman who left in 1992!

Exactly!

How many people remember how MANY PEOPLE were ONSTAGE while the stones performed?

More than 5, wasn't it?

Did that stop you?

Get The Other Fag's yogurt out of your eyes, sheeplovers- it's a "Source Of Infection":splooge:

:rockit2:

Bonzo1026

08-10-2007, 11:52 AM

I wanna see some fuckin' "SAMMY WHO?" signs and banners in Philly. I had to put up with all the DAVE WHO? shit back in '86. It'll serve these Gaygar fuckers right. And the Gaygar fans can all do their gay fuckin' stolen from Madness, Best Of Both Worlds/Celebrate, walk right into the the fuckin' river!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh fuck! I hope they come to Philly. LOL

CVH Bitches!

Bonzo1026

08-10-2007, 11:55 AM

The absence of John Paul Jones didn't affect the madness of the Page/Plant reunion. They sold out left and right.

I'd like to see MA as well but only for nostalgic purposes. I'm there to see Roth take it the fuck BACK.

Figs

08-10-2007, 12:35 PM

I do wonder how they will handle the backing vocals, I really don't want to hear Ed & Wolfgang attempting that.

Hyman Roth

08-10-2007, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
That tear dried up 23 years ago.

Live in the now.

All you asspuppets saying "It' ain't Classic van halen if Mikey isn't there" *in high-pitched whiney voices* Never gave a rats dick about DAVE not being there and bought that shit up. So fuck you, fair weather closet Clownsuit fans. :mad: I'm going, with or without the dogwhistle MA voice. They canned Samsauceablowski, may as well can his fucking voice onstage, too.

I guarantee the BASS SOLO will be fucking better.

HI-OOOOOOH!!:donkey: :rockit2:

You know what, you fucking piece of shit, faggot-ass cock lover? I always liked your posts, but you want to quote me and then tell me that I am a closet Hagar fan? Fuck you. With a studded dildo right in your asshole, buddy. You WONT say that shit to my face - I guaren-damn-T it, you fucking jerk-off, closet homo. I would jack you up so hard you would NEVER come down!

My hatred of Sammy Hagar and his music is well documented and I tell you what: if I ever saw you face to face and you spoke to me like that - I don't care how many years you were in the armed forces and how many different ways they taught you to kill a man with your bare hands, I would hit you so hard in your jaw, you wouldn't fucking get up, partner. So you can talk all the shit on your computer you want to, pussy, talk is cheap. Say it to my face and I will rearrange yours so your boyfriend wont even recognize you.

Hyman Roth

08-10-2007, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
That tear dried up 23 years ago.

Live in the now.

All you asspuppets saying "It' ain't Classic van halen if Mikey isn't there" *in high-pitched whiney voices* Never gave a rats dick about DAVE not being there and bought that shit up. So fuck you, fair weather closet Clownsuit fans. :mad: I'm going, with or without the dogwhistle MA voice. They canned Samsauceablowski, may as well can his fucking voice onstage, too.

I guarantee the BASS SOLO will be fucking better.

HI-OOOOOOH!!:donkey: :rockit2:

You have a lot of nerve making statements like that here. No balls, but a lot of nerve. Its not just me that thinks this tour is a sham. You have people out there that have given a lot more to the online Van Halen community than I have that feel this way ranging from Pojo himself to Brett to that ass-cookie Von Halen over at DDLR. You want to go see a predictable set list with a drunk Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth who sold his soul and his integrity to play for more than 700 people a night? Fine. Enjoy the $125.00 show. But you start making comments that people who don't feel the way you do are closet Sammy lovers and never supported Dave in the first place then YOU are the one with cum in your eyes...Dave's.

Vinnie Velvet

08-10-2007, 01:06 PM

I say, for those who are not in support of the tour, fine. That's their choice.

For those who are, that's fine too. But shitting on people with either opinion is fucking sad.

At the end of the day, who fucking cares at this point. We all know it should've happened in 1996 (with Mike), but didn't.

I'm more interested to see and hear how this all turns out. If it sounds like shit, I'd be the first to say.

Until then....

eddie78

08-10-2007, 02:17 PM

While your at it, make some "It ain't VH without Rudy Lieren" T-shirts, as well!
For fuck's sake, he's the Bass player.
Get over your loathing for Ed, and embrace the reunion with Dave.
Pleeeeaaaassssse!

PlexiBrown

08-10-2007, 02:32 PM

The day I let you tell me what to post is the day I stop posting. So fuck off with your demands. I don't worship Mike Anthony, I somewhat worship the memory of Classic Van Halen.

Who the hell was saying anything to you? My post was a response to yet another Michael Anthony thread here.

DLR2007

08-10-2007, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by Panamark

Didn't there used to be a "Who the Fuck is
Eddie Van Halen" Shirt ??? Here's a picture of Ed in it on the cover of an old Guitar World magazine.
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z89/DLR84/7277751.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

HeathenClerk

08-10-2007, 04:44 PM

Hahahhaha awesome.

I love that my joke of a t-shirt pisses so many off. I couldn't give a fuck about MA being there, I just thought it'd be a nice middle finger wave with a shit eating grin in the crowd.

Fair-weather VH fan my ass, how many of you had a shitty local band write a song about you being such an insane follower of the original VH cult?

That's what I fuckin thought.

Let's fight!

The Heathen

pjvan

08-10-2007, 04:47 PM

Front:

Where the fuck is bass player?

Back:

Face down in Cabo!

delta5150

08-10-2007, 04:50 PM

Another VH shirt design

"Where's Alex's neck brace?"

adamhlava

08-10-2007, 04:58 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v397/adamhlava/wtfima.jpg

DrMaddVibe

08-10-2007, 06:33 PM

Fucking Links trolls.

His name is bassplayer.

Funny how you have to post over here. Why not go back to Cabo and roll in the goo.

HeathenClerk

08-10-2007, 07:10 PM

I just want to pause for a moment and say that I fucking rule.

Thanks,

The Heathen

Nickdfresh

08-10-2007, 07:13 PM

Nickdfresh

08-10-2007, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by HeathenClerk
I just want to pause for a moment and say that I fucking rule.

Thanks,

The Heathen

LMFAO!!:D

The problem is you'd actually have to go to the concert for them to see that shit...

Vinnie Velvet

08-10-2007, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by pjvan
Front:

Where the fuck is bass player?

Back:

Face down in Sammy!

Fixed.

DrMaddVibe

08-10-2007, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Fixed.

HA!!:cool:

thome

08-10-2007, 07:35 PM

I am going to treat this as a new shot for some great music.

The band with stand or fall on that.

If MA has a contract w/ the Spammy do you have any idea what a prick
he would be, If asked to let him (MA) out, it could be a money deal.

There is still a opportunity to see CVH, someday.

If Dave, Al, Ed, can let the old wounds heal so can I.

I can tell you this is the best group of VH in 23 years.

I'm DOWN!!

Sammy Who??

08-10-2007, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Let's up the ante another notch by creating a shirt that says "WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MICHAEL ANTHONY?!??!?!?!?" :rolleyes:

Why even acknowledge his absence on this tour at all? I don't give a fuck and neither will the thousands of folks going to the shows.

Mikey's sure cashing in though (awwww... he's the sweetest and most genuine person in vh :uck: ) with all of his recent radio interviews. Hey, he's gotta ride the coattails of this tour somehow, no? I guess, who can blame him cos the publicity for the VH shit will draw at least five or six Mikey Roy fans to their upcoming geekfests!!! Then the same pussys can suck, fuck and fondle each other to their heart's content.

Oh and for the last fucking time MICHAEL, spare us all with the "Sammy says he's all for a tour with both singers but Van Halen's NOT interested" crap. :rolleyes: No shit Sherlock!!! As Loons has always said "Van Hagar Rest In Piss" and thankfully this tour's gonna finally nail that one in the coffin fo sho. As if they (Haganthony) actually needed any help after that pathetic embarrassment they did at the RNRHOF.

A better shirt would read "WHERE'S MICHAEL ANTHONY" on the front and on the back it reads "UP SAMMY HAGAR'S ASS!!!" or "RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT IN VAN HALEN!!!" Or Version two with the same on the front and on the back it reads "WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!?!?!?!"

Fuck yeah, this IS what I do best!!! Go figure? :fucku2:

Sorry for the rant cos as a musician, I'm making myself so sick it's pathetic!!! Pretty fucking STELLAR if I do say, no? :D

LMAO!!!

MONDAY MORNING (well noon here) cannot come soon enough!!!

STFU Salt Lake Slick!

DavidLeeNatra

08-11-2007, 03:46 AM

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Fucking Links trolls.

His name is bassplayer.

no...his name is TAFKAB...the asshole formely known as bassplayer...

hideyoursheep

08-11-2007, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
You know what, you fucking piece of shit, faggot-ass cock lover? I always liked your posts, but you want to quote me and then tell me that I am a closet Hagar fan? Fuck you. With a studded dildo right in your asshole, buddy. You WONT say that shit to my face - I guaren-damn-T it, you fucking jerk-off, closet homo. I would jack you up so hard you would NEVER come down!

My hatred of Sammy Hagar and his music is well documented and I tell you what: if I ever saw you face to face and you spoke to me like that - I don't care how many years you were in the armed forces and how many different ways they taught you to kill a man with your bare hands, I would hit you so hard in your jaw, you wouldn't fucking get up, partner. So you can talk all the shit on your computer you want to, pussy, talk is cheap. Say it to my face and I will rearrange yours so your boyfriend wont even recognize you.

Look at who's coming unwrapped.

I took a piece of your post and ran with it and much like a condom, you've become ultra sensitive.:rolleyes:

For the record, computer toughguy, it wasn't directed at you. Neither was Plexi's. Is it medication time?

But if I believed you to be a sheeplover, you'd fucking better believe I'd tell you personally.

Now, don't threaten me, shitbuiscut. You have no goddam intentions of backing it up. Otherwise, we COULD get together somehow, but it's gonna cost you. Put up some money and we can work something out maybe, if you really feel the need to be Billy Badass towards every poster here you don't agree with that strongly.

You obviously have me fucked up with someone you can bully.

I'll put up $500 says you can't touch me. Whaddya got?

:wow2:

hideyoursheep

08-12-2007, 09:58 AM

Ok, I just got some pussy...I feel better...

I used to enjoy some of your posts too, hyman. They're becoming more juvenile lately like with the "I can back it up" bullshit. Who really gives a fuck if you think you can kick the world's ass? It's apparent you've never lost any freedom for 18 months off of your life for actually doing it, so if you have nothing to lose, you're already a loser.

You think the tour would be a sham? Don't go. You love classic VH? Me, too. No one is getting that back. Hell, even if they would have stayed together in 96 it wouldn't be like that again. A sham would have been a Drunken Master tour before rehab. Someone was not willing to book the tour, or promote it, whatever, whilst DEDward was fucked up a few months back.

I have a feeling there may be more to this kid's playing ability than we know if someone is willing to back the tour at this stage of the game. Having the same lineup as the RS cover didn't stop this one from being sceduled(?), so I'm saying the kid wasn't THE factor back in Feb..
If these guys suck and phone it in, it's over after the second show and there will be a fire sale @ TicketPimp provided it's not cancelled outright. If they don't, you'll be going-don't lie. Samsauceablowski really going to stop you from seeing them together for what will probably be the last time?

Then again, the press confrence may be their official retirement.Who knows?

That's my official take w/o any bullshit.

Let's continue....

MAX

08-12-2007, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
And Max, again, I resent the implication that because I am of the opinion that this tour is a complete fucking sham because all four members of the original band are not reunited and Ed has his kid on bass, only because of his overinflated ego, that I am a "geek[...]" and a "pussy". I assure you, Mr. Gladiator - I ain't no pussy. And I can back it up, too.

You fuckheads seem to forget that Ed and Al played with Sammy for quite a long time as well and were completly up to their eyeballs in redrocker SHIT....oh but that doesn't bother you one bit, huh? :rolleyes:

And Hyman, again I apologize that you think my rants are directed towards people like yourself in anyway. I respect your opinion cos you state it and move on.

Again, my post was directed towards real internet fuckheads. No need to name any names cos those losers read these sites more than 99% of us do.

I'm stoked for this tour and am gonna have fun, if other folks need the bassplayer to feel happy, I'm fine with that. Honestly and at the end of the day, I could really care less cos I'm going as others are not.

However and again, you NEVER crossed my mind at all.

Peace. :cool: