An Open Letter To Edward and David

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  • Irving Azoff
    Full On Cocktard
    • Nov 2006
    • 44

    An Open Letter To Edward and David

    Dear David and Edward,

    On behalf of all of us who've long awaiting the upcoming announcement on Monday, I just wanted to publish this open letter to the both of you so you'd both know what to expect...

    Firstly, I like to start with David...

    Dave - Notwithstanding the absence of Michael Anthony, this is the long awaited “inevitability” that you once spoke of. Yes, there will be plenty of questions direct toward you about re-joining Van Halen and that will be the subject that grabs all of the headlines. Yes, this is about you. But please take note that there will be almost an equal amount of questions directed toward Edward encompassing his recent rehabilitation, as well as the fact that his son will be touring with him. Just remember that every headline throughout the civilized world will carry the message on Tuesday that Van Halen is touring again with David Lee Roth. After 23 years of being apart, there will be some who want to direct a question to Edward, so do not take it to heart if you begin to think that the press conference is not “all about you”. Just allow Ed to share some of the spotlight along with you and do not allow ego to get in the way.

    Ed – We all know how Dave is…that’s why we love him. We know Dave will mug for the camera and make an oddball remark or quote, but that is just his essence. Musically, we know that you are the engine that powers the vehicle. On Monday, you may be asked questions regarding your recent rehab stint as well as how it will be touring with your son. There will also be numerous questions directed toward David about fronting Van Halen again. After 23 years of being apart, there will be some who want to direct a question to David, so do not take it to heart if you begin to think that the press conference is not “all about you”. Just allow Dave to share some of the spotlight along with you and do not allow ego to get in the way.

    Regards,
    The Van Halen Faithful
  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    That was pretty gay...

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    • Irving Azoff
      Full On Cocktard
      • Nov 2006
      • 44

      #3
      Dude - we're soooo close to getting this back together - I don;t want EGO to get in the way like after the MTV music awards.

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      • Eddie's Booze
        Head Fluffer
        • Apr 2007
        • 326

        #4
        Originally posted by Irving Azoff
        Dude - we're soooo close to getting this back together - I don;t want EGO to get in the way like after the MTV music awards.
        Amen to that
        http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...moking_dog.jpg

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        • philouze
          Banned
          • Mar 2004
          • 2171

          #5
          I don't think Dave or Ed could need an open letter like that. They just know what they're doing and they WON'T fuck this up like they did in 96.

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          • Little Lamont
            Head Fluffer
            • Mar 2007
            • 371

            #6
            Think either one of them checks these boards to actually read that?

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            • Irving Azoff
              Full On Cocktard
              • Nov 2006
              • 44

              #7
              wanna bet?

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              • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                Veteran
                • Feb 2006
                • 1887

                #8
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                That was pretty gay...
                For once, I'm in complete agreement with Elvis. If George Michael were to read that tripe, even HE would be saying "Whoever is posting as Irv Azoff, he's a total FAG."
                RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                • frets5150
                  Commando
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1461

                  #9



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                  • Jimmy4vh
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 25

                    #10
                    Originally posted by frets5150



                    hahahahahahahaha
                    "SIMPLY SAID....GOD IS ED!"

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                    • chi-town324
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 2618

                      #11
                      Like they need some guy on a message board telling them how to conduct themselves in public. LMFAO

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                      • kamaboko
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 287

                        #12
                        Dude...you saved the tour. I'm sure Ed and Dave cried, gave each other a big hug, became blood brothers and will post your letter on the tour bus/plane.

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                        • indeedido
                          Veteran
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 2293

                          #13
                          This space for rent.

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                          • Antman
                            Commando
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1261

                            #14
                            I can't believe people are actually responding to this.
                            When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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                            • Jimmy Jingles
                              Veteran
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1611

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Antman
                              I can't believe people are actually responding to this.



                              Exactly....oh wait....SHIT!!!!
                              23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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