The Reviews Are Already Written

[haha]

So when this tour finally kicks off, the posts on this board are all going to be along the lines of "Dave never sounded better, Eddie was amazing, Wolfie pulled it off, Alex was on top of his game". All the negative crap people post here will be negated as the VH lemmings run to the sea. The truth is, Dave doesn't sing too well and is even worse when he doesn't try, he will be too busy mugging for the crowd, stupid underbite grin and all to put any effort into giving people what they deserve. Dave just wants to be up in front of a big crowd again, something he hasn't experienced in 20+ years. So we'll get to see old baldy (but the new plugs do look good) do the tired eJACKulation, the even more tired, "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend", the queer as hell sword/ribbon dance (no, Dave ain't gay). Dave wants it to be 23 years ago and he will delude himself into believing it is-he didn't sing well in concert back then either. Ed will play 500 variations of Eruption, admit it, his solos are all kinda the same, the squeals and tapped harmonics will be in abundance. This is a nostalgia/greatest hits tour. As far as new music, the well is dry. The press conference today will be a parody of Dave past, probably a midget or two, a lot of well rehearsed, corny Dave-isms,and lots of references to women on the road, which Dave has no interest in. This tour isn't going to be a trainwreck, but it isn't going to be as great as people imagine it to be. Dave's ego, that's the driving force of this reunion, it's about him.

[m_dixon1984]

You riding the short bus today?

[DavidLeeNatra]

hey linker...a bit bitter, aren't we?

[Generic Alias]

Originally posted by haha
So when this tour finally kicks off, the posts on this board are all going to be along the lines of "Dave never sounded better, Eddie was amazing, Wolfie pulled it off, Alex was on top of his game". All the negative crap people post here will be negated as the VH lemmings run to the sea. The truth is, Dave doesn't sing too well and is even worse when he doesn't try, he will be too busy mugging for the crowd, stupid underbite grin and all to put any effort into giving people what they deserve. Dave just wants to be up in front of a big crowd again, something he hasn't experienced in 20+ years. So we'll get to see old baldy (but the new plugs do look good) do the tired eJACKulation, the even more tired, "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend", the queer as hell sword/ribbon dance (no, Dave ain't gay). Dave wants it to be 23 years ago and he will delude himself into believing it is-he didn't sing well in concert back then either. Ed will play 500 variations of Eruption, admit it, his solos are all kinda the same, the squeals and tapped harmonics will be in abundance. This is a nostalgia/greatest hits tour. As far as new music, the well is dry. The press conference today will be a parody of Dave past, probably a midget or two, a lot of well rehearsed, corny Dave-isms,and lots of references to women on the road, which Dave has no interest in. This tour isn't going to be a trainwreck, but it isn't going to be as great as people imagine it to be. Dave's ego, that's the driving force of this reunion, it's about him.

Hey, that's exactly what I was gonna say.

It sucks to be unoriginal don't it.

[bantonelli]

Re: The Reviews Are Already Written

Originally posted by haha
So when this tour finally kicks off, the posts on this board are all going to be along the lines of "Dave never sounded better, Eddie was amazing, Wolfie pulled it off, Alex was on top of his game". All the negative crap people post here will be negated as the VH lemmings run to the sea. The truth is, Dave doesn't sing too well and is even worse when he doesn't try, he will be too busy mugging for the crowd, stupid underbite grin and all to put any effort into giving people what they deserve. Dave just wants to be up in front of a big crowd again, something he hasn't experienced in 20+ years. So we'll get to see old baldy (but the new plugs do look good) do the tired eJACKulation, the even more tired, "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend", the queer as hell sword/ribbon dance (no, Dave ain't gay). Dave wants it to be 23 years ago and he will delude himself into believing it is-he didn't sing well in concert back then either. Ed will play 500 variations of Eruption, admit it, his solos are all kinda the same, the squeals and tapped harmonics will be in abundance. This is a nostalgia/greatest hits tour. As far as new music, the well is dry. The press conference today will be a parody of Dave past, probably a midget or two, a lot of well rehearsed, corny Dave-isms,and lots of references to women on the road, which Dave has no interest in. This tour isn't going to be a trainwreck, but it isn't going to be as great as people imagine it to be. Dave's ego, that's the driving force of this reunion, it's about him.

....and your point is?

[113]

How do you know Dave`s had a hair transplant, I thought its a hair weave he has?

[delta5150]

Ok, I remember being a bit sceptical, I remember being posted back saying "of course it won't be 1984 again" but hey, this taking it a bit too far, I get your point but hey the conference is 2 hours away, be water my friend!

[Jimmy Jingles]

Re: Re: The Reviews Are Already Written

Originally posted by bantonelli
....and your point is?

The point is he is a pillow biting fag who thinks Spammy's anus smells like grilled cheese, and has already purchased front row seats to Gayday and Bass Players Cabo horseshit suck-a-thon tour this fall.

Go back to The Stinks where you fit right in with all the other knob goblins.

[Dan]

I Hate Sheep.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Dan
I Hate Sheep.

You're not alone Dan, you're not alone...

[Oxford]

Bottomline critics are assholes and people that wants to knock the guys already are obviously Hagar coverts hanging out here to try to spread some negative bullshit and that just wont fly when the show kicks into gear.

[bantonelli]

Re: Re: Re: The Reviews Are Already Written

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
The point is he is a pillow biting fag who thinks Spammy's anus smells like grilled cheese, and has already purchased front row seats to Gayday and Bass Players Cabo horseshit suck-a-thon tour this fall.

Go back to The Stinks where you fit right in with all the other knob goblins.

JJ - What's going on ? So now Dave is a fag ... eh?

I take it that you're not going to a Dave & Ed Concert.

Links? no thanks....it's a SPAM Paradise over there.

[bantonelli]

Sorry JJ - think I misinterpreted you post....you were referring to HAHA's disasterous post that makes one wonder about the level of intelligence of the SPAMtard crowd over there at the Links. They seem to be oozing with backward principles and live in their own pity party.

[VanHalener]

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[Panamark]

Notice how the same sheep that used to worship Eddie's
every move and decision are now crapping their panties
because he has reunited with Dave..

Awwww Diddums... Go and see Sammy Wammy and Mikey
Wikey play. Listen to Dreams, hold hands and cry like
a bunch of middle aged men at "man camp"