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  • TVGUY
    Head Fluffer
    • Feb 2007
    • 298

    Val at the presser

    From People mag's website:

    Valerie Bertinelli a 'Proud Momma' at Van Halen Reunion
    MONDAY AUGUST 13, 2007 07:00 PM EDT

    By Brenda Rodriguez

    Van Halen held a press conference Monday to announce that they're finally hitting the road with their newest member, 16-year-old Wolfgang Van Halen.

    And cheering him on was his biggest fan: his mother, Valerie Bertinelli.

    "That's my job now to be the proud momma and I am," says Bertinelli, who snapped photos of her son, whom she calls Wolfie, as he stood next to his father Eddie Van Halen on a small stage at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles. They were joined by drummer Alex Van Halen and David Lee Roth, who is back as lead singer.

    Van Halen kicks off their fall tour September 27 in Charlotte, N.C., the first time Roth has toured with the band in 22 years.

    Wolfie is replacing bassist Michael Anthony, and Bertinelli isn't worried that he might develop rock star habits.

    "His father will be with him the entire time," she says. "I'll be out there a lot. Ed is the best father Wolfie could have. It's all going to be just fine."

    Wolfie has gotten the message. During the press conference, he noted his mother will be "watching me closely."
    Last edited by TVGUY; 08-13-2007, 09:59 PM.
    Three time witness to the comeback of the MIGHTY VAN HALEN. And then they faded back into obscurity.
  • Antman
    Commando
    • Jan 2004
    • 1261

    #2
    Hope mommy packs a good lunch for him. Don't forget the condoms.
    When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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    • Viking
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1774

      #3
      Ed should just feed Val a mouthful of tube steak at strategic opportunities so the kid can go get some primo scamper. It'll put hair on his dick.

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      • Viking
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 1774

        #4
        C'mere, bitch, lemme introduce you to an old friend......

        Psst....Wolfie, watch how Daddy does it.....

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        • jcook11
          Commando
          • Sep 2004
          • 1281

          #5
          Val should get that kid on Jenny Craig or he'll be dead before he's ten

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          • tajmahal
            Head Fluffer
            • Mar 2007
            • 211

            #6
            David Lee Roths comment to Wolfie during the press conference regarding Hong Kong probably did not go very well with Valerie. The video of the press conference is on VHND.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              Originally posted by Antman
              Hope mommy packs a good lunch for him. Don't forget the condoms.
              I wonder if Wolfie would lend me a condom so I can fuck his mom?
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7563

                #8
                Re: Val at the presser

                Originally posted by TVGUY

                "His father will be with him the entire time," she says. "I'll be out there a lot. Ed is the best father Wolfie could have. It's all going to be just fine."

                That is EXCELLENT. I am so glad that Val and Ed support eachother!! That is so important for the kids well being, especially with the stress this tour will put on everyone.

                I love this pic!



                Sobriety is an amazing thing! Everyone benefits!
                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • Vinnie Velvet
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2004
                  • 4581

                  #9
                  Great to see that Val is supportive.

                  Obviously she knows that backstage at the 2007 VH concerts aint gonna be anything like backstage at the US festival in 83.

                  =V V=
                  ole No.1 The finest
                  EAT US AND SMILE

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21888

                    #10
                    No. Because while Wolfie and her ex are onstage, I am gonna have Val under the stage sucking my dick!!!

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                    • jcook11
                      Commando
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1281

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
                      Great to see that Val is supportive.

                      Obviously she knows that backstage at the 2007 VH concerts aint gonna be anything like backstage at the US festival in 83.

                      Memorial day weekend 1983, That was the last time I saw VH. Still have the fucking t-shirt. Good times! :bottle:

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Hardrock69
                        No. Because while Wolfie and her ex are onstage, I am gonna have Val under the stage sucking my dick!!!
                        Take a number dude.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          #13
                          Val was looking hot on the Nutrasystem commercial I saw today. For her age she's a pretty nice MILF. She get's down to her target wieght and she's going to get more cock than a chicken fighting ring in the phillipines.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Hecubus
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 575

                            #14
                            Eehhh... apparently he's getting his fill of the weed....

                            Hopefully Val packs him a few Jenny Craig lunches for ze road...
                            "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                            "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                            "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                            "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                            "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                            "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                            "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                            "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                            "N--- yeah."

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