Like a bad fart, the stink of Sam finally vented from the atmosphere

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    Like a bad fart, the stink of Sam finally vented from the atmosphere

    I'm jaded and skeptical. The boy has cried wolf too many times. I unexcitedly watched the VH Press Conference.

    I saw the classic VH logo from the first Warner Brothers album. I saw Dave and a much better looking Eddie who seemed to have his shit together better. I saw Alex and some kid by the name of Wolfie.

    I never really saw anything missing. Mike is Sammy's gimp and everything Sammy was gone. The dumb ring logo was gone. The Mike cheese was gone. Dave was Dave. The Van Halens seemed friendly enough. I felt confident Eddie would let Wolfie press some pussy after the show and not tell mom anything. LOL!
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • Combat Ready
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2007
    • 572

    #2
    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    I'm jaded and skeptical. The boy has cried wolf too many times. I unexcitedly watched the VH Press Conference.

    I saw the classic VH logo from the first Warner Brothers album. I saw Dave and a much better looking Eddie who seemed to have his shit together better. I saw Alex and some kid by the name of Wolfie.

    I never really saw anything missing. Mike is Sammy's gimp and everything Sammy was gone. The dumb ring logo was gone. The Mike cheese was gone. Dave was Dave. The Van Halens seemed friendly enough. I felt confident Eddie would let Wolfie press some pussy after the show and not tell mom anything. LOL!
    Good times!

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    • jcook11
      Commando
      • Sep 2004
      • 1281

      #3
      HOW DARE ANY ONE MAKE FUN OF SAMUEL ROY HAGAR....A prince among thieves..... A simple understated man who gaves us "the inside" taught us all how to dress and act like a frontman..... we may never see any one else like him in our lifetime

      BWAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!

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      • fryingdutchman
        Full Member Status

        • Feb 2005
        • 4132

        #4
        Sammy who?
        Originally posted by perilouspete
        fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19144

          #5
          Exactly.....
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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          • Steppenwolf
            Full On Cocktard
            • Feb 2007
            • 34

            #6
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            • Steppenwolf
              Full On Cocktard
              • Feb 2007
              • 34

              #7
              I ,like to have a party but I m lonely with good connections with morones all around me.mfjuurieksiozozoaoakqmkqklqlq

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              • Steppenwolf
                Full On Cocktard
                • Feb 2007
                • 34

                #8
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                • Steppenwolf
                  Full On Cocktard
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 34

                  #9
                  Didi any body care?Attica attica atticanjdudyuhejijsithat dude looks like a chick with a runny nose

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                  • Steppenwolf
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 34

                    #10
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                    • 113
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 635

                      #11
                      MESSAGE FROM SAMMY


                      HEY, DON`T DIS MY HAIR AND CLOTHES, MIKEY SAYS I LOOK COOL!

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