The " INEVITABLE " has happened

[PHOENIX]

To quote Van Hagar...


ITS ABOUT TIME!


Right now Red porker is munching on a Mad Anthony special.

Uh huh uh huh uh huh


Where the FOOK is WARF???????

[PHOENIX]

Did i mention that i am stoked!

Been hanging around here 7 years.

Ever since that day they announced gary had left the band i held hope that the reunion would happen!

Now lets just hope and see if Ed has the balls to play a roth solo song live.

[PHOENIX]

Where's Hitch1969?

I think its time for OJ to speak his mind.

[PHOENIX]

Who is David Lee Roth?

[PHOENIX]

STUPID THING!


WHO IS SAMMY HAGAR?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

STUPID THING!


WHO IS SAMMY HAGAR?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[PHOENIX]

Geez now it works!

WHO IS DAVID LEE ROTH?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Geez now it works!

WHO IS DAVID LEE ROTH?

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

[PHOENIX]

DIRTY DEEDS DONE WITH SHEEP!


Muhahahahahahahahaha



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[Dave's PA Rental]

I'm drunk too.

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
I'm drunk too.

NO dude.

I'm drunk!

[Dave's PA Rental]

No, no. Serioulsy.

I'm drunk.

[PHOENIX]

Dude,

I'm tellin ya

drunk i am.

[PHOENIX]

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[Dave's PA Rental]

I just watched the Lex Luthor/Green Goblin one, and managed to laugh/spit beer on my monitor...