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If you've seen this before, abandon hope.
Alright, every saturday morning, there's a talk show on AM750 WSB....the Home Fix-It show hosted by Dave Baker. Right after that, Walter Reeves has a show dedicated to gardening. Pretty intriguing stuff....in the course of 4 hours, it's door knobs to daisies....fucking gutters to gladiolas. Make no mistake, the motherfuckers are nothing less than dispensers of critical information.
Guess what?
Neither one of 'em have a clue about the ongoing pussification of L5P.....just try calling!!
Me: "Yeah...umm...I have a question regarding the logistics of a giant fucking sinkhole saving Little Five Points."
Home Fix-It show producer: "can you repeat that?"
Me: "Sure, I was wondering if the decaying city of Atlanta sewer system has any chance of creating an erosion-based sinkhole large enough to save L5P."
Home Fix-It show producer: "Is there a big pothole or something?"
Me: "something like that....the soul-sucking variety."
Home Fix-It show producer: "thanks for calling."
Fast forward to the gardening show-
Me: "Hello, I was wondering about the container gardening in L5P...."
Gardening show producer: "could you be more specific?"
Me: "Sure, I was out late last night, and couldn't help but notice the breathtaking flora that sucks ass like no tomorrow.....do you think the roots run deep enough to cause a sinkhole? Like, big enough to save L5P?
Gardening show producer: *click*
Over and out-and-about,
-Rusty
Guess what?
Neither one of 'em have a clue about the ongoing pussification of L5P.....just try calling!!
Me: "Yeah...umm...I have a question regarding the logistics of a giant fucking sinkhole saving Little Five Points."
Home Fix-It show producer: "can you repeat that?"
Me: "Sure, I was wondering if the decaying city of Atlanta sewer system has any chance of creating an erosion-based sinkhole large enough to save L5P."
Home Fix-It show producer: "Is there a big pothole or something?"
Me: "something like that....the soul-sucking variety."
Home Fix-It show producer: "thanks for calling."
Fast forward to the gardening show-
Me: "Hello, I was wondering about the container gardening in L5P...."
Gardening show producer: "could you be more specific?"
Me: "Sure, I was out late last night, and couldn't help but notice the breathtaking flora that sucks ass like no tomorrow.....do you think the roots run deep enough to cause a sinkhole? Like, big enough to save L5P?
Gardening show producer: *click*
Over and out-and-about,
-Rusty
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