What do Paris, Britney, and Lindsay have in common?

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  • Steve Savicki
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    • Jan 2004
    • 3934

    What do Paris, Britney, and Lindsay have in common?

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  • Antman
    Commando
    • Jan 2004
    • 1261

    #2
    They're no talent whores with a combined IQ of about 46 and have shaved cooches that everyone's seen. Plus they're rich beyond any of our wildest dreams. Oh yea, and I'd bang them all.
    When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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    • Little Texan
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      • Jan 2004
      • 4579

      #3
      Originally posted by Antman
      Oh yea, and I'd bang them all.
      Including that walking STD, Paris Hilton? You sick fucker!

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      • Little Texan
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        • Jan 2004
        • 4579

        #4
        Better be wearing a cast iron condom lathered with the strongest fungicide when you fuck her, Ant!

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        • Steve Savicki
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          • Jan 2004
          • 3934

          #5
          So how is Trump fitting in? Isn't he married?

          If they're rich, why do they need more money?
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          • Antman
            Commando
            • Jan 2004
            • 1261

            #6
            Originally posted by Little Texan
            Better be wearing a cast iron condom lathered with the strongest fungicide when you fuck her, Ant!
            No doubt. You'd hit it too.
            When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12179

              #7
              They Are All,Dirty Girls.
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • Little Texan
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                • Jan 2004
                • 4579

                #8
                Originally posted by Antman
                No doubt. You'd hit it too.
                Only Britney and Lindsay, with said cast iron condom, and Paris would have to give me a substantial amount of cash for me to even consider doing that nasty skank!

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12179

                  #9
                  Paris Would Be Like A Rock In Bed.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • sadaist
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 11625

                    #10
                    They all need to be hit...

                    and I don't mean sex
                    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                    • binnie
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2006
                      • 19144

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Antman
                      They're no talent whores with a combined IQ of about 46 and have shaved cooches that everyone's seen.
                      Originally posted by Steve Savicki
                      So how is Trump fitting in?
                      *Insert you're own joke here*
                      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                      • Baby's On Fire
                        Veteran
                        • May 2004
                        • 1747

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Little Texan
                        Only Britney and Lindsay, with said cast iron condom, and Paris would have to give me a substantial amount of cash for me to even consider doing that nasty skank!

                        You're either a liar or a faggot. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19144

                          #13
                          The real question is, out of those three which one would give the best head?

                          Now we've all seen Paris's work, and she's out of the running.

                          I'm say Britney would have the edge over LL, but you never can tell...
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12179

                            #14
                            Britney Loves The Cock.Lindsay Would Try And Smoke It.
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                            • Little Texan
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 4579

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
                              You're either a liar or a faggot. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
                              I'm neither. For one thing, I just don't mess around with nasty, potentially AIDS infected whores like that. It's not smart, and there are too many more women out there that are a ton better looking and not skank whores like she is. Another thing is I don't think she looks that great, personally, and I'm not into scrawny, skin and bones women like her. If it makes me a faggot that I would turn down sex with Paris Hilton, well, then I guess that makes me a flaming queer, then, but at least a LIVE, healthy flamer without a STD or AIDS! Regardless, I could give a shit less what you think either way.

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