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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22820

    Sheep Pen Babysitting Service

    The Sheep Pen doesn't necessarily enjoy, support, endorse or even care that much about Sammy Hagar. But we do realize that some folks simply can't pass up the deal of free tickets with a can of soup at the door. After all, the world DOES indeed need burger flippers for the time being, and minimum wage is NOT going to cut it for REAL rock and roll concerts, such as the upcoming VAN HALEN jaunt.

    So - GO and enjoy the Sam & Mike tour! We of the Sheep Pen, in an effort to make the world a little bit of a nicer place for fans of Sam, will be offering FREE babysitting service to those of you needing a place to drop off your munchkins while you overdose on Doritos, tequila, love songs, keyboards and hot sauce.

    We will offer many attractive, engaging and simply FUN features for your offspring while you're out!



    Please make all reservations with:

    Hyman Roth,
    Youth Activity Director,
    The Sheep Pen
    % Roth Army

    Thank you for your time.
    Twistin' by the pool.
  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    #2
    Great rides for kids abound.
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • bueno bob
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22820

      #3
      We guarantee that we will do our best to get your kid started down the path to maturity and responsibility as a productive, upstanding member of society.

      Twistin' by the pool.

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        #4
        We have a quiet place for smaller children to take naps or time outs.

        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • VanHalener
          ROCKSTAR

          • Nov 2006
          • 5451

          #5
          Gheygar Limo Service is available nationwide. He can pick up you and your canned goods, drop your kids off here, and deliver you to the show.
          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • Wawazat
            ROCKSTAR

            • Jul 2005
            • 5274

            #6
            We attach importance to wholesomely prepared food.

            Don't miss the chance of your kid being a future winner of the "Spammy McHam Lookalike Contest"

            Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19144

              #7
              And as far as food goes, everyone will enjoy a lovely salad....
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • Steve Savicki
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3934

                #8
                Re: Sheep Pen Babysitting Service

                Originally posted by bueno bob
                So - GO and enjoy the Sam & Mike tour!
                Actually, I'd prefer to watch the same old video footage.
                sigpic

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                • Wawazat
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Jul 2005
                  • 5274

                  #9
                  Why don't you go out for a nice 7 month long walk around town ?



                  It'll do you good.
                  Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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                  • Hyman Roth
                    Veteran
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1817

                    #10
                    Trollidillo-T

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                    • Hyman Roth
                      Veteran
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1817

                      #11
                      Trollidillo-T

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                      • VanHalener
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5451

                        #12
                        We have live performances to keep your lambs entertained.
                        Now pass the mint jelly.

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                        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                        • Matt White
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20446

                          #13
                          HA!!!

                          How'd I miss this?


                          RE-MARK-ABLE

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22820

                            #14
                            It's definitely a step in the right direction.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • VanHalener
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5451

                              #15
                              Sheep brains 101.

                              (Notice red dot on brain.)

                              Terminal Gheygar brain infection located.
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                              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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