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  • Ellyllions
    Veteran
    • Mar 2006
    • 2012

    The toe sucker

    Seems, a mugger got creative and decided that he was going to suck the womans toes after taking her purse.

    Here's the details....
    SEPTEMBER 11--Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. Acc


    *this isn't a joke.
    "If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish
  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    #2
    Sucking toes is known to correct crossed eyes.
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • Antman
      Commando
      • Jan 2004
      • 1261

      #3
      Christ, what's this fuckin world coming to?
      When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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      • blonddgirl777
        ROCKSTAR

        • Mar 2005
        • 5805

        #4
        L.O.L.O.L.O.L.....

        Idon't know what's the funniest... the story or that cross eyed idiot?
        Both go well together as he really looks like someone who'd actually do that kinda thing!
        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
        Originally posted by Nitro Express
        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
        Originally posted by VanHalener
        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
        Originally posted by FORD
        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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        • Ellyllions
          Veteran
          • Mar 2006
          • 2012

          #5
          Well, at least we know Stimey is alive and doing well, eh?
          "If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish

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          • blonddgirl777
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2005
            • 5805

            #6
            Originally posted by Ellyllions
            Well, at least we know Stimey is alive and doing well, eh?
            I'd still be in the shower, scraping my toes with some hard core soap!
            EEeeeeewwwww!!!!!!!
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
            Originally posted by VanHalener
            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
            Originally posted by FORD
            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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            • Ellyllions
              Veteran
              • Mar 2006
              • 2012

              #7
              I just hope she was wearing support hose and pleather pumps.

              (Only women will get that)
              "If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish

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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7563

                #8
                I would have kicked his friggin teeth in!

                wait a minute...does he have teeth?
                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • SparkieD
                  Veteran
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1772

                  #9
                  Well, I did love having my toes sucked...till I saw this thread


                  The pic in DG's sig made me feel a lot better. DAMN!
                  Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
                  Originally posted by rustoffa
                  Three words. WE WERE THERE.

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                  • Unchainme
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 7746

                    #10
                    So thats where Wayne L went...

                    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                    • Satan
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6664

                      #11
                      Thank God.... I thought this was going to be a thread about Dick Morris of FAUX Noize, who pays hookers to suck their toes.
                      Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                      Originally posted by Sockfucker
                      I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                      • NATEDOG001976
                        Veteran
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 2369

                        #12
                        Ahhh fuck, they caught me!
                        http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


                        http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                        Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                        Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                        Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                        Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                        Originally posted by Northern Girl
                        Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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                        • chi-town324
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 2618

                          #13
                          Geez

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