I Have a Statement to Make

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  • Three Lock Rock
    Sniper
    • Apr 2005
    • 898

    I Have a Statement to Make

    This morning I was born in a yurt at the edge of a horse plain in a land of a planet which no longer exists. Tomorrow I will be born someone else in another place. I have not yet chosen. This morning though - ahh, this life! When my eyes had learned to focus, I looked out at sunshine on trampled grass and I saw vigorous people going about the sweet activities of their lives. Where...oh where has all that vigor gone?

    The lessons in astronomy and intrigue, the migrations, the disheveled flights, the leg aching and lung aching runs through so many nights on all of those cosmic specs where we have defended our transient possession. I tell you - we are a marvel and my memories leave no doubt of this!

    You must remember that I have at my demand every expertise known to our history. This is the fund of energy I draw upon when I address the mentality of war. To those who dare ask why I behave the way I do, I say: with my memories, I can do nothing else. I stand here and tell you: YET IT MOVES. That which moves can exert it's force in ways no mortal power before ever dared.

    I am here to dare this.
    Van Halen 1986-1996, 2004: 80 Million sold and counting!!!

    Van Who Again? 2007 : UNDERSOLD, OVERRATED FAILURES!!!

    Owned bitches:

    Bueno Boob
    Prikk
    Billl Limpburgh
    Dickdfresh
    Matt Wite
    Shaun Ponsonby
    Wawazass
    Sole Reeper
    and any other Rothtard faggit that tries to deny that REAL Van Halen is SAMMY HAGAR!
  • Wawazat
    ROCKSTAR

    • Jul 2005
    • 5274

    #2
    Re: I Have a Statement to Make

    Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
    To those who dare ask why I behave the way I do...


    Nice cap
    Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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    • Dan
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12179

      #3
      Yawn.
      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        #4
        You know, you can get a balm for that.
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20446

          #5
          HA!!!


          He's flipped his whig............

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          • VanHalener
            ROCKSTAR

            • Nov 2006
            • 5451

            #6
            He's lost his marbles.
            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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            • katie
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Nov 2004
              • 3072

              #7
              Re: I Have a Statement to Make

              Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
              This morning I was born in a yurt at the edge of a horse plain in a land of a planet which no longer exists. Tomorrow I will be born someone else in another place. I have not yet chosen. This morning though - ahh, this life! When my eyes had learned to focus, I looked out at sunshine on trampled grass and I saw vigorous people going about the sweet activities of their lives. Where...oh where has all that vigor gone?

              The lessons in astronomy and intrigue, the migrations, the disheveled flights, the leg aching and lung aching runs through so many nights on all of those cosmic specs where we have defended our transient possession. I tell you - we are a marvel and my memories leave no doubt of this!

              You must remember that I have at my demand every expertise known to our history. This is the fund of energy I draw upon when I address the mentality of war. To those who dare ask why I behave the way I do, I say: with my memories, I can do nothing else. I stand here and tell you: YET IT MOVES. That which moves can exert it's force in ways no mortal power before ever dared.

              I am here to dare this.
              I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22820

                #8
                Good grief.

                What will he do next? :confused:
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • ppg960
                  Sniper
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 991

                  #9
                  I wish he would go away.
                  I'm thinking Cabo Wobbolie and Fuck-Off

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                  • Shaun Ponsonby
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 6343

                    #10
                    Looks like VH isn't the ONLY group back in circulation...

                    Could this be the return of the 3Ts?
                    Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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                    • fryingdutchman
                      Full Member Status

                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4132

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
                      Looks like VH isn't the ONLY group back in circulation...

                      Could this be the return of the 3Ts?
                      Oh shit!

                      Not the "Three T's!!!!!"

                      Nobody has heard from Tom Vu for years...

                      He must be busy on his yacht wit his bizzitches....because him millionaire!!!
                      Originally posted by perilouspete
                      fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                      • Matt White
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20446

                        #12
                        HA!!!


                        Like a rusty penny....

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                        • Wawazat
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Jul 2005
                          • 5274

                          #13
                          He nearly a laugh
                          Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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