Will Wolf be the first ever virgin in the band?

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  • Hummarstra
    Commando
    • Feb 2004
    • 1196
    #1

    Will Wolf be the first ever virgin in the band?

    Or was Cherone the first? Either way, you gotta believe Wolfie being only 15 hasn't been laid before. He's a little overweight, kinda pimpley and shy. Who knows, maybe Ed had one of his "employees" pop Wolf's cherry already. Discuss.
    Tags: band, virgin, wolf
    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120
      #2
      Dude, this is stupid...

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        • Hummarstra
          Commando
          • Feb 2004
          • 1196
          #3
          Originally posted by ELVIS
          Dude, this is stupid...
          Yes, very. But, I thought there might be a nugget of comedy somewhere in this, considering how much virginity is NOT part of the classic VH image.

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            • VAiN
              Use my hand, I won't look
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5056
              #4
              For the record, he's 16, and will be 17 in March... I'm sure he's gotten his dick wet by now.
              Originally posted by wiseguy
              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49203
                  #5


                  "I'll take "Who Gives a Flying Fuck" for 1500, Alex."

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                    • dave_is_vh
                      Sniper
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 920
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Hummarstra
                      Or was Cherone the first? Either way, you gotta believe Wolfie being only 15 hasn't been laid before. He's a little overweight, kinda pimpley and shy. Who knows, maybe Ed had one of his "employees" pop Wolf's cherry already. Discuss.
                      You need to get a fucking life.
                      "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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                        • PlexiBrown
                          Commando
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 1264
                          #7
                          Leave threads like this for the links.
                          And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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                            • TVGUY
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 298
                              #8
                              That went over like a fart in church...
                              Three time witness to the comeback of the MIGHTY VAN HALEN. And then they faded back into obscurity.

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                                • delta5150
                                  Head Fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 225
                                  #9
                                  He sure looks like one, of course, after the first show we'll
                                  see him with a cigar and just a bathrobe with a Dave smile

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                                    • Hummarstra
                                      Commando
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 1196
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by TVGUY
                                      That went over like a fart in church...
                                      Maybe I should of held it in. Sorry. Just looking for a laugh, ya'll.

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                                        • dave_is_vh
                                          Sniper
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 920
                                          #11
                                          Wolfie is under a lot of pressure right now. Performing in front of 20,000 plus per night when you have never done it before is pressure whether you are 16 or 61. As classic Van Halen fans we should be giving Wolfie our support - not speculating about or making unnecessary comments about his personal life.
                                          "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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                                            • bluemustard
                                              Veteran
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 1762
                                              #12
                                              being a virgin is cool!
                                              Go wolf!
                                              USa,Europe,japan..Lotta pussay!!!
                                              Take ur time!These people here are crazy.
                                              Come to Amsterdam!!!

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                                                • ODShowtime
                                                  ROCKSTAR

                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 5812
                                                  #13
                                                  If he's still a virgin after the first night of the tour, then we have a problem.
                                                  gnaw on it

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                                                    • DirtyDeeds
                                                      Roadie
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 112
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by TVGUY
                                                      That went over like a fart in church...
                                                      Actually, a fart in church was one of the biggest highlights for me and many of my classmates back in the old days of Catholic school. I still remember it fondly, and the way the priest reacted...

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                                                        • Dave2007
                                                          Roadie
                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 112
                                                          #15
                                                          If you honestly think a rich spoiled kid of two hollywood stars in beverly hills isn't getting laid by now you have been watching too much access hollywood

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