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  • Diamondjimi
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2004
    • 12086

    Man awakes on autopsy table !

    From Reuters:

    Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM


    CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

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    Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

    "I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.

    His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.

    Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.



    Must be the only country on the planet without stethoscopes!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
  • PumpedUpMidget
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2005
    • 469

    #2
    I always wanted to print T-shirts for some of my dimwitted co-workers that read "I survived an autopsy"....

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    • blonddgirl777
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2005
      • 5805

      #3
      Holly shit!

      They told that woman her husband was dead, she went through hell, cried and suffered inside... probably prayed that he'd come back...
      And HE DID!!!
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      • Diamondjimi
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2004
        • 12086

        #4
        Originally posted by blonddgirl777
        Holly shit!

        They told that woman her husband was dead, she went through hell, cried and suffered inside... probably prayed that he'd come back...
        And HE DID!!!
        Un-fuckin-believable , eh!?

        I smell lawsuit.
        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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        • blonddgirl777
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2005
          • 5805

          #5
          Originally posted by diamondjimi
          ... I smell lawsuit.
          After smelling that embaulment fluid... I would sue the shit out of everybody involved... for sure!
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          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
          [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
          Originally posted by VanHalener
          ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
          Originally posted by FORD
          ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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          • diamondsgirl
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2004
            • 7563

            #6
            why an autopsy for a car accident?

            why were they cutting his face?
            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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            • col5150
              Head Fluffer
              • Feb 2004
              • 388

              #7
              Any one else notice this is just like one of Stephen Kings short stories called 'Autopsy room 4'

              wikipdeia link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopsy_Room_Four

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35197

                #8
                Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                why an autopsy for a car accident?

                Because they thought he had died in a sudden event?

                Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                why were they cutting his face


                It's standard autopsy practice to cut and peel back the face in order to access tissue below.

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                • blonddgirl777
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5805

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  ... It's standard autopsy practice to cut and peel back the face in order to access tissue below.
                  To say that he could have woke up with his face peeled of, laying there on the table!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                  [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                  ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                  • Seshmeister
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Oct 2003
                    • 35197

                    #10
                    Just the same kind of cut that lots of women get when they get a face lift so they could just stitch it back without much noticible scarring.

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                    • blonddgirl777
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2005
                      • 5805

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      Just the same kind of cut that lots of women get when they get a face lift so they could just stitch it back without much noticible scarring.
                      Yes but those women are under general anasthesia... hopefully, none of them woke up during the procedure :confused:

                      A friend of my Mom. got it done... she said the pain of the scar afterwards was excrutiating.
                      Strong pain killers required!
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                      ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                      [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                      Originally posted by VanHalener
                      ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                      • VanHalener
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5451

                        #12
                        Dude just got back from Cabo. Bad food, bad drinks, bad music.
                        See people, stay away from that place or this shite will happen to you too.
                        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145

                          #13
                          Originally posted by blonddgirl777
                          Holly shit!

                          They told that woman her husband was dead, she went through hell, cried and suffered inside... probably prayed that he'd come back...
                          And HE DID!!!
                          Yes, but I'm betting he got the best "welcome home" blow job EVER!
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                          • blonddgirl777
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2005
                            • 5805

                            #14
                            Originally posted by binnie
                            Yes, but I'm betting he got the best "welcome home" blow job EVER!
                            I'd be afraid his dick would fall off! :eek:
                            That's too weird...
                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                            Originally posted by VanHalener
                            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                            • WelshJon
                              Groupie
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 87

                              #15
                              Imagine the look on the doctors face when the guy started shouting about the pain though!!!!!!

                              I'll bet he nearly shit his pants!
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