Playboy won't pay for Britney [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

Matt White

09-20-2007, 08:26 AM

http://www.styledash.com/2007/09/17/playboy-wont-pay-for-britney/

LOL Even PLAYBOY has standards!!!:p

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.styledash.com/media/2007/09/britneyvmahairmor.jpg

If her embarrassing performance at the VMAs was any sort of indication of Britney Spears' future success then I think we can all say that a star has fallen. Should you need any tangible evidence of her decline, consider her latest PR disaster.

The National Ledger reports that Playboy is only willing to shell out $400,000 to have Spears pose nude for a magazine feature. Britney insists that she won't take off her clothes for less than seven figures, a sum that has been scoffed at by editor/founder/whatever Hugh Hefner.

Boffo! Can we all just agree that this is good news?

Seriously, we've seen all there is to see of Britney Spears for free. The only thing Playboy could add to that is some air-brushing and good lighting, which would be a small improvement, but not enough to make up for the fact that no one out there wants to see that woman naked. (If I'm wrong about this, please let me know.)

You know that saying about how you can't put the toothpaste back into the tube? Well, I think that pretty much sums up Britney Spears.

binnie

09-20-2007, 08:40 AM

Ouch!

Guess it's finally over - there is surely no comeback from this. When she loses her kids and is branded a bad mother, I just don't see how Brit will ever be a major shifter on CDs.

Pretty funny that even Playboy is turning its nose up at her tho'

Great find :)

binnie

09-20-2007, 08:44 AM

binnie

09-20-2007, 08:44 AM

It's Britney bitch!

bru87tr

09-20-2007, 08:55 AM

playboys offer is about right for a chick who had a kid and isnt a virgin shoot anymore. nothing is the same after a kid.

not to mention her body isnt anywhere near what it was before she had the kid.

lights out!!!

binnie

09-20-2007, 09:02 AM

They should still pay damnit!

I still wanna see all the goods, regardless of what condition they're in!

Anonymous

09-20-2007, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by binnie
They should still pay damnit!

I still wanna see all the goods, regardless of what condition they're in!

Binnie, Binnie, Binnie...

Just how many sick, twisted perverts like you are there?

Certainly not enough for Hugh to pay Britney seven digits.

And the other sick, twisted perverts like you - like me, for instance - will just download the photos from the internet, out of morbid curiosity - with very little effort, because I'm so sure the photos would turn up in the underground at least 6 months before they hit the stands I'd be willing to bet me arse on it (a very dangerous bet, I know, but the risks of losing it are, at worst, minimal) - rather than PAYING for them.

Cuntsider all this. Hugh's not THAT stupid.

Cheers! :bottle:

blonddgirl777

09-20-2007, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by bru87tr
... nothing is the same after a kid...

Now wait a minute Mister! :mad:

NOT everyone is a lazy ass porker like she is...
She could have bounced back to her old self in a minute... hell I did, and I'm almost twice her age!

She did let go of herself and ruined her career by doing the Paris/Lohan and cie. bullshit.
I say good for her!

What I hate the most about her is the way she treats her kids...
She gets what she diserves!

blonddgirl777

09-20-2007, 10:38 AM

Question;

Nowadays, with all the internet access to nudity, erotism and porn... who needs Playboy?

I always hated Playboy because Hefner is a racist pig who shows that women never look good enough as they are... he glamorizes the exagerated touch-ups on bimbos that ALL look the same!

It's getting old... as that old fart!

BITEYOASS

09-20-2007, 10:45 AM

I've always like Penthouse better anyway. Anyway, Britney has only one road to take now, the one down over to HUSTLER! Hell I bet Larry Flynt has had a contract with her name on it; having locked it in a vault ever since she became legal. :D

binnie

09-20-2007, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Question;

Nowadays, with all the internet access to nudity, erotism and porn... who needs Playboy?

That's a good question. I suppose that there's a difference between looking at something of a screen and looking at something of paper.

TAKIN WHISKEY

09-20-2007, 10:59 AM

I NEVER thought Brittany was hot. I always thought that she was average, at best. I wouldn't have dated her, based on her looks.

blonddgirl777

09-20-2007, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by binnie
That's a good question. I suppose that there's a difference between looking at something of a screen and looking at something of paper.

O.K., I understand... :p

I always said about posing for Playboy that besides having your whole family seing you naked and embarassing your parents (maybe), the worst thing would be to know that you could be laying there, in some strange guy's bathroom with goo all over your face!

EEeeeeewwwww! :(

TAKIN WHISKEY

09-20-2007, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
O.K., I understand... :p

I always said about posing for Playboy that besides having your whole family seing you naked and embarassing your parents (maybe), the worst thing would be to know that you could be laying there, in some strange guy's bathroom with goo all over your face!

EEeeeeewwwww! :(

LOL!! That IS disgusting. I guess some girls get off on the thought of that though.

blonddgirl777

09-20-2007, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by TAKIN WHISKEY
LOL!! That IS disgusting. I guess some girls get off on the thought of that though.

Yes. it must be flattering, thinking that America is masturbating on your case but to me, there are limits...
I would hate to be taken for a toilet! :mad:

sadaist

09-20-2007, 11:41 AM

Even at the VMA's she was still pretty hot. I didn't think she was fat and I'd like to be one of her dirty boyfriends. I even think I have some Vicodin left over from the dentist that I could give her.

I say to Playboy, pay her a million, but every 100th magazine you sell has a golden ticket good for a knobber from her.

Hardrock69

09-20-2007, 12:45 PM

The only visual imagery I want to see ever again of Titney is of her on her knees, being fucked in the ass by one guy while also being fucked in her mouth by another.

That is about the only value she has ever had for me.

She is a fucking slut.

NATEDOG001976

09-20-2007, 12:53 PM

I'd hit it. She looked hot on MTV last week, fuck the critics!!!

Hyman Roth

09-20-2007, 01:06 PM

meh...in terms long term potential revenue, she might still be
valuable to the industry as an "entertainer", or whatever she is...

She shouldn't expect to get anything good for a while, but in about 5 - 10 years, the children that grew up on hers and other "boy-band" music in the 90's are going to feel nostalgic for those acts. She should take advantage of the cycle and go raise her kids right instead of fighting for the C list and against the paps.

scamper

09-20-2007, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
the worst thing would be to know that you could be laying there, in some strange guy's bathroom with goo all over your face!

This deserves to be in someones sig.

binnie

09-21-2007, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by sadaist
Even at the VMA's she was still pretty hot. I didn't think she was fat and I'd like to be one of her dirty boyfriends. I even think I have some Vicodin left over from the dentist that I could give her.

Yeah, I thought she looked FINE appearance wise, but her routine was lame and she was clearly not ready for the performance.

Originally posted by sadaist

I say to Playboy, pay her a million, but every 100th magazine you sell has a golden ticket good for a knobber from her.

Sounds like a porno version of Charlie and the Chocolate Facotory!

Anonymous

09-21-2007, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by binnie
Sounds like a porno version of Charlie and the Chocolate Facotory!

Whatever can you mean?

Britney and the Poop Factory?

A guided tour into Britney's factory for every 100th magazine?

Really, Binnie... aren't you ashamed for having such dfilthy thoughts? You rascal!

Cheers! :bottle:

SparkieD

09-21-2007, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
She looked hot on MTV last week, fuck the critics!!!

Can't stand the girl, but I thought she looked great at the VMA's. No, she didn't have the perfect body she once had, but she DID have two babies in rapid succession fairly recently.

Funny how so many were calling her fat when those same twats will sing Oprah's praises every time she loses five pounds:rolleyes:

SparkieD

09-21-2007, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by bru87tr
nothing is the same after a kid.

from another woman who has had a kid

Respectfully, ......

YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY:D

Coyote

09-21-2007, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by Matt White
The National Ledger reports that Playboy is only willing to shell out $400,000 to have Spears pose nude for a magazine feature. Britney insists that she won't take off her clothes for less than seven figures, a sum that has been scoffed at by editor/founder/whatever Hugh Hefner.

HA!!

She should've thought of this pre-Federline... (My, wasn't that an obvious one?)

binnie

09-21-2007, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Whatever can you mean?

Britney and the Poop Factory?

A guided tour into Britney's factory for every 100th magazine?

Really, Binnie... aren't you ashamed for having such dfilthy thoughts? You rascal!

Cheers! :bottle:

No I'm not ashamed!

And I'd be quite happy to play Willy Wonka :D

knuckleboner

09-21-2007, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by SparkieD

Funny how so many were calling her fat when those same twats will sing Oprah's praises every time she loses five pounds:rolleyes:

when oprah decides to open her show one day wearing a skimpy bra and panties ensemble, she's going to get ridiculed for her figure, too...

NATEDOG001976

09-21-2007, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by SparkieD
Can't stand the girl, but I thought she looked great at the VMA's. No, she didn't have the perfect body she once had, but she DID have two babies in rapid succession fairly recently.

Funny how so many were calling her fat when those same twats will sing Oprah's praises every time she loses five pounds:rolleyes:

I don't think she's fat. I think she should quit with music and just do me everyday.

Nitro Express

09-21-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by bru87tr
playboys offer is about right for a chick who had a kid and isnt a virgin shoot anymore. nothing is the same after a kid.

not to mention her body isnt anywhere near what it was before she had the kid.

lights out!!!

Unless you're Rachel Hunter. She's popped out a few and Hugh is still paying and we are still wacking. But of course she works out and was more gorgiouse in her prime than Britney ever thought of being.

Nitro Express

09-21-2007, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Hardrock69
The only visual imagery I want to see ever again of Titney is of her on her knees, being fucked in the ass by one guy while also being fucked in her mouth by another.

That is about the only value she has ever had for me.

She is a fucking slut.

And what guy do you want to be? The one driving the ass or the one getting his dick sucked?

bastardog

09-21-2007, 02:27 PM

I think the only route left to her is hardcore porn........I'm pretty sure that porn producers will pay her big bucks to assfuck her... and I will buy the movie :)

blonddgirl777

09-21-2007, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by SparkieD
Can't stand the girl, but I thought she looked great at the VMA's. No, she didn't have the perfect body she once had, but she DID have two babies in rapid succession fairly recently...

True.

No, that was not fat but I know that if she would have hit the gym. with the slightliest determination instead of partyin' and boozin' as she did... she "could have" come back right as she was before in less than 3 months (TOPS)!

It is doable, especially with all the help (nannies, personnal trainers, nutritionists, etc...) those wealthy people can benefit from....
But her priorities are elsewhere, I guess :confused:

I don't feel sorry for her at all...
She didn't HAVE TO go and make a fool of herself with that shitty, unprepared performance!

blonddgirl777

09-21-2007, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by knuckleboner
when oprah decides to open her show one day wearing a skimpy bra and panties ensemble, she's going to get ridiculed for her figure, too...

Apparently, her stylists had came up with a big choice of outfits that where designed to flatter her silouette and make her look good but NO... she had to pretend she could do the job herself and chose to wear that (less than ordinary and boring) outfit! :rolleyes:

blonddgirl777

09-21-2007, 06:23 PM

I think that you guys's wishes (of hard core pron.) will come true some day...
It seems that she is LOOKING to be ridiculed lately... and it's been a while!

NATEDOG001976

09-21-2007, 08:18 PM

I'll make one with her. By the way, I'm going whoring tonight! I'm goning to be activly looking to get laid tonight!

blonddgirl777

09-21-2007, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
... I'm going whoring tonight! I'm goning to be activly looking to get laid tonight!

I knew you'd go back to your senses...
Just don't forget your raincoat! ;)

franksters

09-21-2007, 11:39 PM

i hate her, and this would probably put an end to her carreer for real...

blonddgirl777

09-21-2007, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by franksters
i hate her...

What have she dont to YOU?

I hate the messages she keeps on sending to our youth... but she's NOT the only one out there to preach that a fucked up life is cool!

franksters

09-21-2007, 11:48 PM

i don't hate her personnally, but I hate the lie she wants us to believe.

blonddgirl777

09-21-2007, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by franksters
i don't hate her personnally, but I hate the lie she wants us to believe.

What lie?
I think she's pretty up front about her fuckin' up real deep!

What I hate is the fact that she's been THE most photographed celeb. for the past 2 years (apparently)...
She totally gets what she wants!

franksters

09-21-2007, 11:58 PM

lipsinking. and not writing it on the ticket... just that is enough...

franksters

09-21-2007, 11:59 PM

she's just white trash in disguise...

Nitro Express

09-22-2007, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Question;

Nowadays, with all the internet access to nudity, erotism and porn... who needs Playboy?

I always hated Playboy because Hefner is a racist pig who shows that women never look good enough as they are... he glamorizes the exagerated touch-ups on bimbos that ALL look the same!

It's getting old... as that old fart!

Playboy still exists because it's got great journalism. When I was in business school I was doing a report on a specific type of Tottal Quality Managment. Playboy actually had a really good article on the type of quality sampling used in the process. I used Playboy as a source and the proffessor in red ink spelled out. Very interesting, don't tell me you didn't look at the pictures too. LOL!

I would consider Hugh Heffener one of the best editors of all time. His magazine is interesting and the Playboy interviews are ledgendary. The one with Jimmy Carter being one of the most famouse.

No if it was just porn it couldn't compete.

blonddgirl777

09-22-2007, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by franksters
she's just white trash in disguise...

But since a while now, she's taken the disguise off and is pretty obvious!
She can't fool anyone, anymore... except for other thrash like her...

DeadOrAlive

09-22-2007, 03:49 AM

SHOW US YER TITS BRIT!!

NATEDOG001976

09-22-2007, 05:53 AM

Hyman Roth

09-22-2007, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by franksters
i don't hate her personnally, but I hate the lie she wants us to believe.

lmao - that's not Britiney's lie - thank the record industry for that!! She's just playing along and/or actually believes the lie herself....cause God knows that child doesn't have a lick of talent!

chi-town324

09-22-2007, 10:24 AM

Porn seems a natural fit...

SparkieD

09-22-2007, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
True.

No, that was not fat but I know that if she would have hit the gym. with the slightliest determination instead of partyin' and boozin' as she did... she "could have" come back right as she was before in less than 3 months (TOPS)!

It is doable, especially with all the help (nannies, personnal trainers, nutritionists, etc...) those wealthy people can benefit from....
But her priorities are elsewhere, I guess :confused:

I don't feel sorry for her at all...
She didn't HAVE TO go and make a fool of herself with that shitty, unprepared performance!

I don't pity her either. Every damn time ya see her, she's sucking down a super-size frappachino or whatever from Starbucks or she's at some drive-thru feeding her face. She's probably feeding that shit to her kids on a daily basis, too.

Good Luck, Nate, you nasty slut.

chi-town324

09-22-2007, 07:06 PM

Britney is trailer trash with talent thats it

Nitro Express

09-23-2007, 07:57 AM

When she gets wasted her hick southern accent really comes out. In front of the cameras she talks different, but wasted on booze and coke, she's a southern slut.

bru87tr

09-26-2007, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Now wait a minute Mister! :mad:

NOT everyone is a lazy ass porker like she is...
She could have bounced back to her old self in a minute... hell I did, and I'm almost twice her age!

She did let go of herself and ruined her career by doing the Paris/Lohan and cie. bullshit.
I say good for her!

What I hate the most about her is the way she treats her kids...
She gets what she diserves!

now your dreaming.

my wife has had two kids, she works out morning and night everyday. now she looks good, but EVERYTHING is not the same as it was or in the same places.

if you think your EXACTLY as you were before kids, your delousional.

Hyman Roth

09-26-2007, 11:44 AM

http://e.photos.cx/britney-bd5.jpg

blonddgirl777

09-26-2007, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by bru87tr
now your dreaming.

my wife has had two kids, she works out morning and night everyday. now she looks good, but EVERYTHING is not the same as it was or in the same places.

if you think your EXACTLY as you were before kids, your delousional.

Dreaming?

I worked out until 5 days before I gave birth,
And besides my 3" C-Section scar, EVERYTHING remained the same... ;)
If anything, I am now skinier and more muscular than I ever was in my life before...
As for breastfeeding, it hasen't changed a thing about my "D" cup (real) boobs.

Age takes it's tool but in my case, it's got nothing to do with pregnmancy...

Now before you call me delousional... know that not EVERY woman reacts the same at working out... I've been an aerobic junkie and a runner since I was 25 and intend to saty so until I die!

And B.T.W., my husband can eat all the chicken wings and drink all the beer he wants... he still doesn't have 1 inch of fat on his belly (without efforts)...

Sorry but you can't generalize!