Sammy has to wear 5X large T-shirts on stage for this tour.

[thefive]

I think 5x large is the minimum

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

HE SINGS BETTER THAN YOU AND MAKES MORE MONEY



YOU POOR WRETCHED HAIRLESS APEFISTER

[thefive]

Nope

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

DOODE ITS ALL OVER AFTER THIS TOUR

THE FAT LADYS SINGING: YOU MUST KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS FOR VAN HALEN THEN GENERALLY SPEAKING

EDDIE WILL HAVE HIS HIP GIVE OUT BEFORE SAMMYS BIG 5X MULEBUTT GUTT WILL FAIL AND THATS A FACT

SAMMY HAGAR IS A BIG FAT LITTLE FIVE FOOT SIX DUDE BUT HES RICH AND SINGING IN VAN HALEN

MUSTA BEEN A REASON FOR THAT

[thefive]

Sammy Hagar is taking singing lessons as I write this post.
No bullshit.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

SAMMY CAN AFFORD THE BEST VOCAL COACH

YOUR POSTS HERE ONLY GIVE BAD ORAL

[thefive]

Nope I disagree with you.

[thefive]

Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
SAMMY CAN AFFORD THE BEST VOCAL COACH

YOUR POSTS HERE ONLY GIVE BAD ORAL

I heard he called Dave one time to help him with his vocals. Dave said sorry you are too sorry of an ass to help. Nobody can help you

[thefive]

You will always lose with me Sammy and Van Hagar fans. ALWAYS.
I will never let you win.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I CONCEDE DEAF FEET.

YOU ARE A WINNNER OF A PROUDLY ERECT AND ANIMATED PENGUIN WITH A STINKY BEAK

[Sarge]

This is actually a very current thread.
Sammy has been wearing 5X shirts to hide his gut.
It's like hiding an elephant in a midgets ass...

[Dan]

Funny thread thefive.

[thefive]

No shit huh. I just re-read it and I am laughing.

[hot for david]

nice thread , very nice i'm laughing too!!!!

[Panamark]

Sammys shirts will be hired out after the tour for Marquees and Large parties.