So when did Microsoft open a branch in Nigeria??

[FORD]

The latest Nigerian spam e-mail. Does anyone actually fall for this shit?

Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10,United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/824/07
Batch: 267091GD

*Dear Lucky winner,

WINNING NOTIFICATION
This is to inform you that your email has won a consulation prize of
the Microsoft Corporation EMAIL DRAW held 25th September 2007. Your email
haswon you 1,000,000.00 Great British Pounds. To claim your prize, please
contact your fiduciary agent Mr SCOT BROWN with your Batch:267091GD
and Ref:BTD/824/07 and contact him via email immediately within
24hrs.

Mr SCOT BROWN
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Head Winning Claims Dept.
Email:lottery_microsoftclaimsagent@yahoo.co.uk
Tell:+44 701 113 2637

Sincerely,
Dr. Olivia Holland

[Nickdfresh]

No. But I get about 800 messages like that a week in an e-mail address that is essentially my real first name and last initial...

[Hardrock69]

"Consulation" prize?

Isn't that the prize awarded to LOSERS?



If you ever want a new pet, just adopt a mugu.

You do not have to feed them, clothe them, house them, or do anything for them really except promise them money.

And you can get them to do amazing things.

You can get them to wear a bucket on their head and dance with their buddies while holding torches:


You can get them to fuck a goat!



You can get them to KILL each other!



You can get them to turn into flaming homos and suck dick!


And you can even get them to jump through fire naked!!!



Or if you feel sorry for the fucking bastard, send him THIS!