Oh my God, it's like totally my birthday today!

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  • Hilary Duff
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Mar 2007
    • 5
    #1

    Oh my God, it's like totally my birthday today!

    Happy birthday to me!

    And MOTHER FUCK Lindsey Lohan!
    Lindsay Lohan is a cunt.
    Tags: birthday, god, today, totally
    • Lindsay Lohan
      Groupie
      • Feb 2006
      • 90
      #2
      FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!

      I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, CUNT!
      I'm so lonely. Won't somebody please help me?

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        • Britney Spears
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Mar 2007
          • 7
          #3
          Please, not again! No!

          MY HERO!!!

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            • thome
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Mar 2005
              • 6678
              #4
              Show your tits.!!!

              I could care less that you three can type!

              So shut up drop them puppies out and then go make me a sammichez!

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12748
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Hilary Duff
                  Happy birthday to me!

                  And MOTHER FUCK Lindsey Lohan!
                  I have a muffday surprise for you. A special-flavored "candy bar", stored in my pants.

                  It actually grows when you suck on it!

                  AND it has a cream filled center!

                  However, you can only have it if you shere it with Linsay.

                  So, how's it gonna be? It's up in... I mean, up TO you.

                  Cheers! :bottle:

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