John Ashcroft in Da House !!!

[LoungeMachine]

Long time no see, Johnnie......


Got that KUCINICH 2008 yard sign up yet?

[FORD]

Nah, Johnny was stumping for Hillary in 2004, when she wasn't even running. He's probably still supporting her.

















(If that won't bring him out of hiding, nothing will...... )

[Warham]

I miss ol' John.

[LoungeMachine]

When he's done in the Return of the Muff Thread, he might mosey through the FL for a minute and notice this....

[jhale667]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
When he's done in the Return of the Muff Thread, he might mosey through the FL for a minute and notice this....

Waitaminute...Asscroft likes girls?!?!

[Ra Power]

Originally posted by WAR
I miss ol' John.

I don't.

I lean conservative (surprise!:p) but claim no party affiliation, and I don't miss Mr. McCarthy, er, Ashcroft.


PS> I'm from Missouri too.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by jhale667
Waitaminute...Asscroft likes girls?!?!

Yeah, we're reasonably certain that John loves the poon,' and was having all sorts of womens troubles...

BTW, for the Newbs here, we're not talking about the ex-AG that now looks more heroic after serving, since he actually tried to resist Bush/Gonzales torture and illegal spying initiatives....

Actually, I would like to know what JA thinks of that...

[knuckleboner]

i'm not talking to the AG until he settles our bet. unless...he wants to go double or nothing on 2008...

[LoungeMachine]

Cunt believe he snubbed us.....

fucking douche.

LMAO

[BITEYOASS]

I'm gonna sing one of his favorite songs:

LET THE EAGLE WHORE
LIKE SHE'S NEVER WHORED BEFORE
FROM SKULL & BONES, TO FUNDIE ROARS
LET THE MIGHTY EAGLE WHORE


Ok I'm done!

[Nickdfresh]

What was his last FL post?

WTF happened to him? I recall he was having family troubles. But he's been done gone for a while....

For the N00bs, here's a classic JA thread:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2984

He's kind of clever, kind of a dick, and probably a good guy underneath it all.

I know he lurks, and posts in other forums, but I guess the shit state of the prez and the decline of GOP power has probably led him to some soul-searching embarassment...

[FORD]

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I forgot the fuckin words!!!

[Nickdfresh]

He's on again!!

[John Ashcroft]

Shit Nick. I'm so sorry for starting here again not to finish. Thanks for PM'ing me.

I thought '07 would be better than '06. So much worse I can't even explain. I'm currently being destroyed. Really.

I miss the debate, but don't have the energy to engage. I miss talking to all of you. But I'm spent. Again, I'm sorry.

Guys, (and gal in Ally's case), you are all great folks. I hope to be on top again someday, and I hope you're all here when I gather the energy to talk again. As strange as this may sound (since we've unfortunately never met in person), you all write the "uncensored you" here, and I really believe we know each other quite well regardless if we've met or not.

I wish I could say more. I can't. Thanks again guys for calling me out and at least thinking of me. I hope to talk again soon.

(I know, sappy bullshit. but I'm bottomed out right now and can't sugar-coat it) You guys are awesome.

Sorry again.

JA

[Warham]

I wish you well, John.

We will undoubtedly be here when you return.