so there's this guy who paints with his penis

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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    so there's this guy who paints with his penis



    I don't know what to say. The video has rendered me speechless.
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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    #2
    Ally: I'm running a fever of 103........

    I think I'll Google Penis+Art

    Now, where's that codeine cough syrup.....

    ahhhhhhhh
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • Dan
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12179

      #3
      WTF?
      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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      • Mezro
        Full Member Status

        • May 2004
        • 4127

        #4
        It is great to see my dad working again.

        Mezro...one eye on the fly...
        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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        • Ally_Kat
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7608

          #5
          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
          Ally: I'm running a fever of 103........

          I think I'll Google Penis+Art

          Now, where's that codeine cough syrup.....

          ahhhhhhhh


          trust me, I don't even know how I find this shit.

          Altho, I went back to the doc today and got the good shit. A whole slew of prescrips and it's all allergy-based. I have more weird things to spay up my nose than most drug addicts. Fun times.
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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35155

            #6
            The least surprising thing about this is he's Australian...

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            • Ally_Kat
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7608

              #7
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              The least surprising thing about this is he's Australian...
              Weren't those guys who did the penis origami/puppet show thing Australian, too?
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              • Dan
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12179

                #8
                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                The least surprising thing about this is he's Australian...
                LOL
                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                • Mezro
                  Full Member Status

                  • May 2004
                  • 4127

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                  Weren't those guys who did the penis origami/puppet show thing Australian, too?
                  Another fine example of Oz in action: http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/

                  Mezro...a friend of mine saw the show and the one guy folds his cock up into something called "the hamburger"...
                  Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    #10
                    I do the same thing but I do Jackson Pollock abstracts in all white over tits and ass tattos.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • binnie
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2006
                      • 19144

                      #11
                      I paint with my penis any time that Mrs binnie will let me.

                      Normally, she moves out of the way
                      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                      • NATEDOG001976
                        Veteran
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 2369

                        #12
                        That has to hurt after a while!
                        http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


                        http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                        Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                        Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                        Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                        Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                        Originally posted by Northern Girl
                        Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          #13
                          Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
                          That has to hurt after a while!
                          I treat my penis like a fine athelete. I try to eat right for it. It seems to like Korean ginseng in chicken or pork soup. I try to keep the hygene top notch.

                          A cock needs exercise. Mine likes to work out in the Vagina gym the best.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • binnie
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2006
                            • 19144

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express


                            A cock needs exercise. Mine likes to work out in the Vagina gym the best.
                            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                            • NATEDOG001976
                              Veteran
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 2369

                              #15
                              Vag gym, warm and humid & sometimes stinky!
                              http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


                              http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                              Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                              Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                              Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                              Originally posted by Northern Girl
                              Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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