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FORD
10-10-2007, 07:19 PM
Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.

Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs.

Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."

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ELVIS
10-10-2007, 09:56 PM
Page 1 says he was 51...

Page 2 says he was 41...


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ODShowtime
10-11-2007, 08:56 AM
how the hell did he do that to himself?


I guess "dildo" is the scientific word for fake cocks! haha

yeah, I guess it's not really funny

tod
10-11-2007, 09:51 AM
I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation why a Baptist minister hung himself hog tied in 2 wetsuits with a condom covered dildo shoved up his ass. There HAS to be some scripture somewhere....RIGHT?

BITEYOASS
10-11-2007, 10:14 AM
Must have been from a Megachurch. Nothing against christians, but megachurches should be banned. Go back to the small ones, where everyone knows everybody.

FORD
10-11-2007, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Must have been from a Megachurch. Nothing against christians, but megachurches should be banned. Go back to the small ones, where everyone knows everybody.

Dude, he's from your home town. Haven't you heard of the church??

Lqskdiver
10-11-2007, 03:01 PM
At least, he had the foresight to put a condom on the dildo.

You could die from cuntamination or something.

:lol:

BITEYOASS
10-11-2007, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Dude, he's from your home town. Haven't you heard of the church??

Drove past a few times, but I don't attend that particular church.

FORD
10-11-2007, 06:07 PM
So is it a "mega church"??

Apparently it's an affiliate of Jerry Falwell's church, so I would think so.

BITEYOASS
10-11-2007, 06:20 PM
Heck I can't even remember what it looks like. Probably in one of those neighborhoods in Far East Montgomery where they tryin to avoid dem dere negros or some BS like that.

Seems to me if this dude probably would have had gotten some poon-tang when he was a teen or had a decent stack of Playboy mags, then he wouldn't have this problem. Either that or it's a severe case of the wife not puttin out. He also probably thought the jig was up if he had been caught with a dildo, which is Illegal in Alabama and did this weird S&M BS to avoid jail time.

BITEYOASS
10-11-2007, 06:25 PM
I also looked on their website and they don't even have a memorial for him. They just acted like he never existed.

FORD
10-11-2007, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Heck I can't even remember what it looks like. Probably in one of those neighborhoods in Far East Montgomery where they tryin to avoid dem dere negros or some BS like that.

Seems to me if this dude probably would have had gotten some poon-tang when he was a teen or had a decent stack of Playboy mags, then he wouldn't have this problem. Either that or it's a severe case of the wife not puttin out. He also probably thought the jig was up if he had been caught with a dildo, which is Illegal in Alabama and did this weird S&M BS to avoid jail time.

Well..... he's definitely not going to jail now.

Hell, most likely. But not jail.