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  • Roy Munson
    Veteran
    • Feb 2004
    • 1522
    #1

    The other half.

    I took a huge fucking shit last night. I saved up a bunch of shit in my intestines for a few days so I could do a little tribute to the other half.

    I knew that I would have a huge python snake shit. I started pushing it out and then pinched it off about half way through. Then I pushed out the other half.

    I got up to look in the bowl and there it was...2 halves of a giant piece of shit: Sammy and Mikey.

    The End.
    Originally posted by ELVIS
    I guess you're right...
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    • kamaboko
      Head Fluffer
      • Nov 2006
      • 287
      #2
      Hmmm...aren't you the poet. Who cares about your shit?

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        • Roy Munson
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 1522
          #3
          Originally posted by kamaboko
          Hmmm...aren't you the poet. Who cares about your shit?

          Your mom did when I gave her a dirty sanchez you fucking cunt.
          Originally posted by ELVIS
          I guess you're right...

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            • NATEDOG001976
              Veteran
              • Apr 2004
              • 2369
              #4
              Originally posted by Roy Munson
              I took a huge fucking shit last night. I saved up a bunch of shit in my intestines for a few days so I could do a little tribute to the other half.

              I knew that I would have a huge python snake shit. I started pushing it out and then pinched it off about half way through. Then I pushed out the other half.

              I got up to look in the bowl and there it was...2 halves of a giant piece of shit: Sammy and Mikey.

              The End.
              FUCKIN' GRATE! POOP....
              http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


              http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




              Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

              Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
              Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

              Originally posted by Northern Girl
              Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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                • Roy Munson
                  Veteran
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1522
                  #5
                  Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
                  FUCKIN' GRATE! POOP....

                  We gotta meet up in MPLS before the show, bro. It's gonna be a blast. I gonna get big drunk.

                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  I guess you're right...

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                    • ace diamond
                      Full Member Status

                      • Sep 2004
                      • 3863
                      #6
                      Re: The other half.

                      Originally posted by Roy Munson
                      I took a huge fucking shit last night. I saved up a bunch of shit in my intestines for a few days so I could do a little tribute to the other half.

                      I knew that I would have a huge python snake shit. I started pushing it out and then pinched it off about half way through. Then I pushed out the other half.

                      I got up to look in the bowl and there it was...2 halves of a giant piece of shit: Sammy and Mikey.

                      The End.

                      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
                      Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                      When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                      "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                        • ace diamond
                          Full Member Status

                          • Sep 2004
                          • 3863
                          #7
                          Re: The other half.

                          Originally posted by Roy Munson
                          I took a huge fucking shit last night. I saved up a bunch of shit in my intestines for a few days so I could do a little tribute to the other half.

                          I knew that I would have a huge python snake shit. I started pushing it out and then pinched it off about half way through. Then I pushed out the other half.

                          I got up to look in the bowl and there it was...2 halves of a giant piece of shit: Sammy and Mikey.

                          The End.
                          Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                          When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                          "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                            • NATEDOG001976
                              Veteran
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 2369
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Roy Munson
                              We gotta meet up in MPLS before the show, bro. It's gonna be a blast. I gonna get big drunk.
                              Nice, Hard Rock? We need a photo for the Army of all of us there!
                              http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


                              http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                              Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                              Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                              Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                              Originally posted by Northern Girl
                              Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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                                • VAiN
                                  Use my hand, I won't look
                                  ROCKSTAR

                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 5057
                                  #9
                                  Now that's good comedy!
                                  Originally posted by wiseguy
                                  That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                                    • NATEDOG001976
                                      Veteran
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 2369
                                      #10
                                      That would be cool if you took a big dump and a came out a VH symbol! You would have to frame that!
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                                      http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                                      Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                                      Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                                      Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                                      Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                                      Originally posted by Northern Girl
                                      Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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                                        • DrMaddVibe
                                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 6658
                                          #11
                                          I'm willing to bet (based on your clever sense of humor) that your shit has more talent than the "other half"!
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                                          http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                                            • NATEDOG001976
                                              Veteran
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 2369
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
                                              I'm willing to bet (based on your clever sense of humor) that your shit has more talent than the "other half"!
                                              You are correct!!!!!!!!!!
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                                              http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                                              Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                                              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                                              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                                              Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                                              Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                                              Originally posted by Northern Girl
                                              Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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                                                • light 'em up!
                                                  Foot Soldier
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 686
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: The other half.

                                                  Originally posted by Roy Munson
                                                  I took a huge fucking shit last night. I saved up a bunch of shit in my intestines for a few days so I could do a little tribute to the other half.

                                                  I knew that I would have a huge python snake shit. I started pushing it out and then pinched it off about half way through. Then I pushed out the other half.

                                                  I got up to look in the bowl and there it was...2 halves of a giant piece of shit: Sammy and Mikey.

                                                  The End.
                                                  Stupid, but hilarious!

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                                                    • gunsnmotley
                                                      Groupie
                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                      • 52
                                                      #14
                                                      they say thats how Ed wrote poundcake

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                                                        • NATEDOG001976
                                                          Veteran
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 2369
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by gunsnmotley
                                                          they say thats how Ed wrote poundcake
                                                          Classic, 5 Satrs!!!
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                                                          http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                                                          Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                                                          Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                                                          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                                                          Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                                                          Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                                                          Originally posted by Northern Girl
                                                          Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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