Vallerie talking about new VH tour with Rachel Ray. [Archive]

Nitro Express

10-22-2007, 04:06 AM

naturochem

10-22-2007, 05:31 AM

Jenny off another 10lbs or so & I'd drop a glob of Crisco between her cheeks!

http://spams-ukwildcatbasketball.com/hitit3.mbe.jpg

VanHalener

10-22-2007, 07:25 AM

Hey Val, I now work for Jenny Craig.

Sit on my face and I'll tell you your weight within an ounce or two.
http://i21.tinypic.com/2ljg7dz.jpg

Jérôme Frenchise

10-22-2007, 07:36 AM

Both of them would do for me too! :D

That fucking applause right after "I'm extremely protective..."... Come ooooooon!! How stOOpid... :rolleyes:

Eddie's Booze

10-22-2007, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by Nitro Express
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Naughty me would like to bang both Val and Rachel. I would love to show up in that kitchen with a bottle of Romana Sambucca and end up in a threesome! :D

Who gives a fuck anyway?, Big Dealio.....She was married to Eddie Van Halen, had a Carreer as a actress(hahahahahaha) and now she is losing weight......

Val's thoughts "ME, ME, ME, ME, I, ME, ME, I, ME, I, ME".

And no I wouldn't fucking hit it either.....

from the video there she looks like this guy.....

http://www.et20.com/photos/images/photo/05.jpg

:(

Nitro Express

10-22-2007, 04:05 PM

Aw come on. You would pour some extra virgin olive oil on those Italian bitches and slide around. :D Slide around until they both were covered in your special Alfredo sauce.

Diamondjimi

10-22-2007, 06:10 PM

Valerie Van Whatserface always struck me as phoney ,stuck up bitch.

B-level actress whose claim to fame for 20+ years was being married to Eddie Van Halen.

Those two pancaked faced bitches can blow me .Seriously!:smoke2:

cMb

10-22-2007, 06:30 PM

Double-baggers, fo' sho'

naturochem

10-22-2007, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by Eddie's Booze
Who gives a fuck anyway?, Big Dealio.....She was married to Eddie Van Halen, had a Carreer as a actress(hahahahahaha) and now she is losing weight......

Val's thoughts "ME, ME, ME, ME, I, ME, ME, I, ME, I, ME".

And no I wouldn't fucking hit it either.....:(

Big "Dealio..?"

I'm sure there's a long line of twat's in front of this fucks trailer waitin' on their turn...

Fuckin GHEY, even by British std's...

chi-town324

10-22-2007, 09:14 PM

should be he was a really good kid...until uncle Dave got a hold of him

Hummarstra

10-23-2007, 01:31 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You guys are slaying me.:D

jharp84

10-23-2007, 01:47 AM

wHA i MISS! Fuck that1 I only have one gal in mind(SO_CAL ITALIAN)! And that is between me and her! But I love you jag-offs anyway! In a Non-homo way! Ya fuckin cocksuckers! JUICE!

Dan

10-23-2007, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by Eddie's Booze
Who gives a fuck anyway?, Big Dealio.....She was married to Eddie Van Halen, had a Carreer as a actress(hahahahahaha) and now she is losing weight......

Val's thoughts "ME, ME, ME, ME, I, ME, ME, I, ME, I, ME".

And no I wouldn't fucking hit it either.....

from the video there she looks like this guy.....

http://www.et20.com/photos/images/photo/05.jpg

:(

You Must Be Gay Then?

Dan

10-23-2007, 03:13 AM

Val=MILF

Nitro Express

10-23-2007, 05:31 AM

Originally posted by Dan
Val=MILF

Val=millionare MILF (She got all of Ed's money that's why he's selling guitars, amps, and got Dave back.)

bru87tr

10-23-2007, 07:10 AM

this was weeks ago and boring.

Nitro Express

10-23-2007, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by bru87tr
this was weeks ago and boring.

Anything Val ever was on was boring. Same ol' Val shit. She's losing wieght so she can be on Dancing With The Stars with her friend Marrie Osmond.

Like turds, these women just won't flush.

BALLYJUNKIE

10-24-2007, 12:59 AM

HEY ,SHE LOVES HER SON ,SHOW SOME RESPECT !!!

ace diamond

10-24-2007, 01:16 AM

I'D HIT IT

naturochem

10-24-2007, 01:30 AM

Originally posted by BALLYJUNKIE
HEY ,SHE LOVES HER SON ,SHOW SOME RESPECT !!!
I'll show her some respect right between the butt cheeks!!

Hey Wolf..!!
http://packy.dardan.com/walky/albums/album11/aey.gif

tod

10-24-2007, 01:47 AM

I wonder if the curtains match the drapes on either of those chatty kathys? Then again, they might have furry goat legs going on down there...for the love of the Almighty, make it stop. I almost understand why a bottle opener would be someone's best friend.

ELVIS

10-24-2007, 04:17 AM

She seems like a cool chick to me...

Too bad Ed fucked it up...

:elvis:

BALLYJUNKIE

10-24-2007, 05:08 AM

DO YOU WANT SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT .ASSHOLE !!!!

naturochem

10-24-2007, 05:30 AM

Originally posted by BALLYJUNKIE
DO YOU WANT SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT .ASSHOLE !!!!
Perhaps you are in the wrong place if you are so easily offended by meaningless jokes directed at individuals whom you are unacquainted with.

If that is not the case, since you and I are probably only 20 minutes from one another, we could actually discuss this in person.

How's that sound, Paco?

Panamark

10-24-2007, 05:40 AM

I feel sorry for Rachel Ray's husband....
I get the feelin she would do a lot of orderin
around, and that voice would drive you nuts..
Man, I need to connect an audio compressor
to the TV everytime Rachel is on :p

Imagine if she was in the same room !!
She is cute though, and love her recipes !

Val still looks good too...

You just know she has given this reunion
her blessing too, so why any negativitah
towards the woman that looked after
both of Dave's guitarists for us,
for all those years ?! ;)

We should be thankin her !

Onya VAL !!!

ace diamond

10-24-2007, 05:47 AM

Originally posted by BALLYJUNKIE
DO YOU WANT SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT .ASSHOLE !!!!

who the fuck are you talking to?

naturochem

10-24-2007, 05:51 AM

Originally posted by Panamark

Val still looks good too...

You just know she has given this reunion
her blessing too, so why any negativitah
towards the woman that looked after
both of Dave's guitarists for us,
for all those years ?! ;)

We should be thankin her !

"Thankin" is exactly what I had in mind, bro!!
Just a few more "Jenny" weeks & she'll be just plump enough to pop!!:D

naturochem

10-24-2007, 05:54 AM

Originally posted by ace diamond
who the fuck are you talking to?
I'm fairly sure this bitch was talkin to ME!!

BALLYJUNKIE

10-24-2007, 06:04 AM

THERE SEEMS TO BE A LACK OF RESPECT ON HERE ,FOR VALERIE ,SHES NOT A TRASHY WOMEN ,SHES NEVER IN THE TABLOIDS .SHE WAS MARRIED TO EDDIE FOR OVER 20 YEARS .AND WOLFIE IS HER SON .IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN SOME GUYS (WHO ARE PROBABLY IN THIER 30S OR 40S ,STILL TALKING LIKE THIER IN HIGH SCHOOL ABOUT WOMEN ...GROW UP ..... SOME GUY ON HERE ,EVEN WANTS TO FIGHT ,LIKE HES STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL !!!..... WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT WOMEN AS BITCHES AND WHORES JUST REMEMBER ,YOUR MOTHER WAS YOUNG ONCE ,DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TAL;KING LIKE THAT ABOUT HER ,I THINK NOT !!! SHOW SOME RESPECT TO VALERIE AS A MOTHER AND A WOMEN

naturochem

10-24-2007, 06:16 AM

Originally posted by BALLYJUNKIE
THERE SEEMS TO BE A LACK OF RESPECT ON HERE ,FOR VALERIE ,SHES NOT A TRASHY WOMEN ,SHES NEVER IN THE TABLOIDS .SHE WAS MARRIED TO EDDIE FOR OVER 20 YEARS .AND WOLFIE IS HER SON .IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN SOME GUYS (WHO ARE PROBABLY IN THIER 30S OR 40S ,STILL TALKING LIKE THIER IN HIGH SCHOOL ABOUT WOMEN ...GROW UP ..... SOME GUY ON HERE ,EVEN WANTS TO FIGHT ,LIKE HES STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL !!!..... WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT WOMEN AS BITCHES AND WHORES JUST REMEMBER ,YOUR MOTHER WAS YOUNG ONCE ,DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TAL;KING LIKE THAT ABOUT HER ,I THINK NOT !!! SHOW SOME RESPECT TO VALERIE AS A MOTHER AND A WOMEN
This coming from a dumbfuck who, in his 40's, still hasn't figured how to type properly on a fuckin' keyboard!!!

Maybe you should go visit a board where lonely old douchebags assist anonymous female victim's of verbal messageboard abuse, assclown...

http://spams-ukwildcatbasketball.com/capslock.mbe.gif

ace diamond

10-24-2007, 06:18 AM

SLAM FUCKING DUNK!!!

BALLYJUNKIE

10-24-2007, 06:21 AM

YOUR RIGHT ,YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG!!!

naturochem

10-24-2007, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by BALLYJUNKIE
YOUR RIGHT ,YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG!!!
Think up that one on your own, Paco?
Or did mommy come in and type it for your illiterate, down-syndromed ass??

Hyman Roth

10-24-2007, 07:28 AM

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naturochem

10-24-2007, 07:39 AM

Originally posted by Hyman Roth

You're a fuckin psycho (or a sicko, depending on who's doing the judging..)!! :eatit:

:lol:

ace diamond

10-24-2007, 07:42 AM

Hyman Roth

10-24-2007, 07:42 AM

A battery of pshychiatrists concluded I am a healthy combination of each...(with very little chopping skills). :cool:

naturochem

10-24-2007, 07:52 AM

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
A battery of pshychiatrists concluded I am a healthy combination of each...(with very little chopping skills). :cool:

Well, I tried to give ya' five for creative/demented-ness; however, it seems I have attained my limit for sick-fuck star gifting...

tod

10-24-2007, 09:12 AM

"WAS" married to
I'm sorry, but if you're gonna go put your ass on TV to talk about your dysfunctional and broken marriage then you're going to get criticized by some. Redbook is STILL a tabloid if you use it to elevate your PR with an interview where you talk about your divorce, new boyfriend, and new Lifetime channel movie. Don't like some of our opinions about her? Tough shit, lady.

You don't see Dave in Details magazine talking about his failed relationships and what great chocolate chips he makes for his nephews, do you? If you want to talk about your career then great but don't call us assholes for expressing ourselves at the selfcongratulatory bullshit you put on public TV.

Originally posted by BALLYJUNKIE
THERE SEEMS TO BE A LACK OF RESPECT ON HERE ,FOR VALERIE ,SHES NOT A TRASHY WOMEN ,SHES NEVER IN THE TABLOIDS .SHE WAS MARRIED TO EDDIE FOR OVER 20 YEARS .AND WOLFIE IS HER SON .IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN SOME GUYS (WHO ARE PROBABLY IN THIER 30S OR 40S ,STILL TALKING LIKE THIER IN HIGH SCHOOL ABOUT WOMEN ...GROW UP ..... SOME GUY ON HERE ,EVEN WANTS TO FIGHT ,LIKE HES STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL !!!..... WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT WOMEN AS BITCHES AND WHORES JUST REMEMBER ,YOUR MOTHER WAS YOUNG ONCE ,DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TAL;KING LIKE THAT ABOUT HER ,I THINK NOT !!! SHOW SOME RESPECT TO VALERIE AS A MOTHER AND A WOMEN

Nitro Express

10-24-2007, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by Panamark
I feel sorry for Rachel Ray's husband....
I get the feelin she would do a lot of orderin
around, and that voice would drive you nuts..
Man, I need to connect an audio compressor
to the TV everytime Rachel is on :p

Imagine if she was in the same room !!
She is cute though, and love her recipes !

Val still looks good too...

You just know she has given this reunion
her blessing too, so why any negativitah
towards the woman that looked after
both of Dave's guitarists for us,
for all those years ?! ;)

We should be thankin her !

Onya VAL !!!

I would just shove my cock into her mouth to shut her up.

Nitro Express

10-24-2007, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
http://e.photos.cx/01-fcd.jpg

Lookout! Mom is getting fucked by a Jewish mobster!

ace diamond

10-24-2007, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Lookout! Mom is getting fucked by a Jewish mobster! :lol: :sex: :eatit: :hula: :boobs: :ky: :sperm: :smoke2: :guzzle: :monekyl: :blow2: :gulp: :spank: :baaa: :lol: :lol: :tits: :monekyr:

jhale667

10-24-2007, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by BALLYJUNKIE
YOUR RIGHT ,YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG!!!

First, learn to use a contraction. THEN locate your fucking CAPS LOCK and use it, for the billionth fucking time....

naturochem

10-24-2007, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by tod
Don't like some of our opinions about her? Tough shit, lady.

BALLYWHORE is a cunt??

Now why did I not entertain that possibility...?

Jack68

10-25-2007, 06:38 PM

Panamark

10-25-2007, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I would just shove my cock into her mouth to shut her up.

And tell her that ladies dont speak with their mouths full !! :D

ace diamond

10-25-2007, 09:48 PM

Hyman Roth

10-26-2007, 07:20 AM

http://e.photos.cx/hititrachelray-e33.jpg

http://e.photos.cx/val1-c8d.jpg
http://e.photos.cx/val2-714.jpg
http://e.photos.cx/val3-431.jpg
http://e.photos.cx/val8-298.jpg

azcrdnal

10-27-2007, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by naturochem
This coming from a dumbfuck who, in his 40's, still hasn't figured how to type properly on a fuckin' keyboard!!!

Maybe you should go visit a board where lonely old douchebags assist anonymous female victim's of verbal messageboard abuse, assclown...

http://spams-ukwildcatbasketball.com/capslock.mbe.gif lol

thome

11-30-2007, 06:43 PM

I was thinking this deserved it's own thread but it may work here.

Whodda thunk Americas," crunch some Doritos into Ramen Noodles and serve it up chef ,"would have a whole world of people on the net who hate her .

Ladies and Gentlemen the Rachel Ray Sucks Network...
http://www.who-sucks.com/people/14-reasons-why-rachael-ray-sucks-or-rachel-ray-for-you-morons-out-there

http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/

Why they hate her..cracks me up...can anyone say talk dirty to me...lol

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jero

11-30-2007, 07:07 PM

With pop in the band.....She should worry about that!

binnie

12-03-2007, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by naturochem

Fuckin GHEY, even by British std's...

Hey now!

Don't tar us all with the same brush!

binnie

12-03-2007, 07:27 AM

Some choice quotes from this thread :D :

Originally posted by Nitro Express

Naughty me would like to bang both Val and Rachel. I would love to show up in that kitchen with a bottle of Romana Sambucca and end up in a threesome! :D

Originally posted by naturochem
Jenny off another 10lbs or so & I'd drop a glob of Crisco between her cheeks!

Originally posted by VanHalener

Sit on my face and I'll tell you your weight within an ounce or two.

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Aw come on. You would pour some extra virgin olive oil on those Italian bitches and slide around. :D Slide around until they both were covered in your special Alfredo sauce.

Originally posted by cMb
Double-baggers, fo' sho'

Originally posted by tod
I wonder if the curtains match the drapes on either of those chatty kathys? Then again, they might have furry goat legs going on down there...for the love of the Almighty, make it stop. I almost understand why a bottle opener would be someone's best friend.

You are all a perverted bunch of motherfuckers and I am glad to walk amongst you! :D

naturochem

12-03-2007, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by binnie
Hey now!

Don't tar us all with the same brush!
:D
Sorry bro... you's a rockin' muthafucka!! :killer:

VanHalener

12-03-2007, 01:22 PM

I'd make sweet love to that woman, Chef Style.
http://i7.tinypic.com/43oujqw.jpg

hideyoursheep

12-03-2007, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by BALLYJUNKIE
THERE SEEMS TO BE A LACK OF RESPECT ON HERE ,FOR VALERIE ,SHES NOT A TRASHY WOMEN ,SHES NEVER IN THE TABLOIDS .SHE WAS MARRIED TO EDDIE FOR OVER 20 YEARS .AND WOLFIE IS HER SON .SHOW SOME RESPECT TO VALERIE AS A MOTHER AND A WOMEN

Salud.
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She was is and always will be an overbearing yent.

Paul found out first.

:D

And yes I'd hit it.