Human race will 'split into two different species'

[naturochem]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=489653&in_page_id=1965

Human race will 'split into two different species'

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.



These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.

"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone.

The future for our descendants isn't all long life, perfect bodies and chiselled features, however.

While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years' time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance.

Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.

Dr Curry said: "The report suggests that the future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly.

"While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is the possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other.

"After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'."

Dr Curry's theory may strike a chord with readers who have read H G Wells' classic novel The Time Machine, in particular his descriptions of the Eloi and the Morlock races.

In the 1895 book, the human race has evolved into two distinct species, the highly intelligent and wealthy Eloi and the frightening, animalistic Morlock who are destined to work underground to keep the Eloi happy.

So, which direction are you headed?? "Attractive ruling elite," or fuckin' goblin..??

[ace diamond]

Re: Human race will 'split into two different species'

Originally posted by naturochem
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1965

Human race will 'split into two different species'

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.



These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.

"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone.

The future for our descendants isn't all long life, perfect bodies and chiselled features, however.

While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years' time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance.

Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.

Dr Curry said: "The report suggests that the future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly.

"While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is the possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other.

"After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'."

Dr Curry's theory may strike a chord with readers who have read H G Wells' classic novel The Time Machine, in particular his descriptions of the Eloi and the Morlock races.

In the 1895 book, the human race has evolved into two distinct species, the highly intelligent and wealthy Eloi and the frightening, animalistic Morlock who are destined to work underground to keep the Eloi happy.

So, which direction are you headed?? "Attractive ruling elite," or fuckin' goblin..??

well.......obviously i won't be alive by then, and i cannot have children. therefore i am not real worried about this.

however, if i could produce offspring, they would go up into the mountains and live in caves in the forest, far from these plastic people that are being called "the attractive elite", just as i and my relatives do now. we are mountian people. we survive off the grid just fine. would'n't have it anyother way. the "attractive elite" are already here. they are a minority. sadly,one day they will be the majority.
the "unattractive and undesirables", such as myself, while now the majority, will one day die and become extinct.

[Redballjets88]

wtf is that last thing on the pic? looks like a mentally retarded person

[bueno bob]

So...he just finished reading The Time Machine and made a thesis out of it?

[chi-town324]

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts.

Whats not to like?

[PlexiBrown]

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

It is more likely that there will be no humans on this earth 100,000 years from now.

[BITEYOASS]

What about the carnivorous sex maniacs who go start hunting the elite and listen to loud kick-ass music? That's the 3'rd class they forgot right there. All of the book knowledge in the world ain't gonna save them from the long haired bearded savages that will roam the earth in the future-plundering and looting the homes of the unsuspecting elite. They'll be like Vikings, only better armed and multi-racial. But it won't be like they're dumb, they'll just be focused on the more important things like: Weapons, booze, farming, hunting, sex, fighting, moshing, tattoos, rock and titties!

[TVGUY]

That's hilarious... too bad I'll be dead.

[Anonymous]

I always believe it when a guy tells me how things will be in 100,000 years.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
What about the carnivorous sex maniacs who go start hunting the elite and listen to loud kick-ass music? That's the 3'rd class they forgot right there. All of the book knowledge in the world ain't gonna save them from the long haired bearded savages that will roam the earth in the future-plundering and looting the homes of the unsuspecting elite. They'll be like Vikings, only better armed and multi-racial. But it won't be like they're dumb, they'll just be focused on the more important things like: Weapons, booze, farming, hunting, sex, fighting, moshing, tattoos, rock and titties!

you hit the nail on the head,brother!

[DeadOrAlive]

Man the dude just loves talking about the sexual organs.

And didn't scientists and biologists discover that the Male "Y" chromosome is disappearing and will be gone in a 1000 years?

These fuckers don't get anything right or anything done. Why do they still make a living?

[thome]

Every 10 years or so these -TYPE- of humans have to justify to the board, all the grant money for Research these -TYPE- of humans have collected.

I know of one wack job type who's report was about petro emissions cause global warming ,unequaled in it's total bullsh!t.


A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[ace diamond]

speaking from experience, thome?

[Terry]

Didn't science used to believe the Earth was the center of the universe, and was flat, to boot?

Can't say as I care too much about what happens after I'm dead, although one can make an educated guess as to the certainty of some things: a minority of people will continue to control the wealth and resources of the planet, bullshit wars/needless deaths/suffering will endure...Savicki will continue to frantically lobby for a Laura Branighan Comeback Tour despite the fact that she's dead...EVH will be drunk when he dies...you know, future givens, if you will.