My best friend lives in Seattle.
He is highly opinionated, and tells people to their face what he thinks about them.
He also is a life-long abuser of his gear.
If it fucks up, he thinks nothing of beating it.
So we have lengthy conversations by phone every week or so. What are best friends for, right?
So we got off on the subject of his treatment of his guitars and amps over the years, especially when they refuse to obey.
Here is his exact statement.
I laughed so hard when he said it, my sides hurt, and I HAD to write it down:
"If playing guitar is like making love, with me it is more like RAPE, and if my guitar was a woman, it would SLAP ME!"
He is highly opinionated, and tells people to their face what he thinks about them.
He also is a life-long abuser of his gear.
If it fucks up, he thinks nothing of beating it.
So we have lengthy conversations by phone every week or so. What are best friends for, right?
So we got off on the subject of his treatment of his guitars and amps over the years, especially when they refuse to obey.
Here is his exact statement.
I laughed so hard when he said it, my sides hurt, and I HAD to write it down:
"If playing guitar is like making love, with me it is more like RAPE, and if my guitar was a woman, it would SLAP ME!"
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