Canada sweeps the CMA awards!!!

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8946

    Canada sweeps the CMA awards!!!

    This is pretty fucking sickening.

    CMA AWARDS WINNERS

    Carrie Underwood
    "God has blessed me with so many wonderful things in my life, and I will spend my entire life trying to figure out why I didn't leave Canada sooner. If you had told me a few years ago I would have been nominated with the people that I’ve been nominated with, I would have called you absolutely insane." -- Carrie Underwood

    Horizon Award
    Taylor Swift
    "I can’t even believe that this is real. I want to thank God and my family for moving out of Canada so that I could do this. I want to thank country radio. I’ll never forget the chance you took on me. ... Brad Paisley, thank you for letting me tour with you. ... And the fans, you have changed my life. I can’t even believe this. This is definitely the highlight of my senior year." -- Taylor Swift

    Album of the Year
    George Strait

    "Of the awards that I was nominated [for], this is really the one I hoped I wouldn't be associated with Canada for tonight. .... It's such a group effort to make an album -- from the engineers to the songwriters to the musicians. Long live the Donuts..... To everybody, the record label, to radio and you fans, of course. My family, I love y'all." -- George Strait

    Vocal Duo of the Year
    Sugarland

    "If we're standing up here and we have this lofty view ... it's because we're standing on the shoulders of the Canadian Rockies, those mountains, those people who live in them..... Brooks & Dunn, they always rock it out, and they are so deserving. We are happy to be receiving this." -- Jennifer Nettles

    Vocal Group of the Year
    Rascal Flatts

    "This is awesome. We'd like to thank our fans and Canadian radio." -- Jay DeMarcus

    "Canadian radio, thank you so much for being our mouthpiece. What we do means nothing if it never gets played and no one gets to hear it." -- Gary LeVox

    Song of the Year
    George Strait
    "Give It Away"

    "Thank you. Y'all have been letting me do this for 50 years in Canada, and I love you." -- Bill Anderson

    "I want to thank my ex-wife, Amy, for being such a good mother to my kids. She surely deserves half of this song and half of this award, it's a shame I left Montreal. She's a good woman." -- Jamey Johnson

    Single of the Year
    Carrie Underwood
    "Before He Cheats"

    "The writers -- Chris Tompkins, Josh Kear -- thank you so much for writing this song. ... My family, friends, everybody, thank you guys for getting me the fuck out of Canada." -- Carrie Underwood
  • Redballjets88
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2005
    • 4454

    #2
    wtf? is this real? or what? I don't know what the hell is going on in this post.
    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

    "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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    • Diamondjimi
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2004
      • 12086

      #3




      New Cuntry blows moose cock . Don't matter where it's made...
      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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      • Hardrock69
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2005
        • 21838

        #4
        It is just pop music with weepy steel guitars and fucking fiddles.




        And all those who actually do produce and perform hardcore country are ignored by country radio.

        Fucking idiots.

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12678

          #5
          didn't they do the show in canada?
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • thome
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Mar 2005
            • 6675

            #6
            I love country Music Stars who SELL MILLIONS!!!! born and raised all over the world.

            All singing with a country southern TWANG!!!!

            Chesney with a pink wife beater and the audience is into it.

            Reminds me of all those highschool kids who went out and bought tight wranglers and a rodeo bull riding champion belt buckle three foot across and drive around inside thier trucks with the ten gallon on.

            Closest these punks ever got to a cow was eating at McDonalds.

            Country/ Rap.... it's like halloween dress-up every day for these useless tools.

            Although I will stop on a dime for a hot chick in a pair of red denim highwaister boot cuts and a halter top.

            I really get pissed over the Rodeo Champion belt buckles .............those bad assed MF bust there ass for years for those medals of honor and some punk gets daddy to buy him one and country douche store...... and there you are.

            Kinda like some twit buying a purple heart and wearing it ..

            Sad state ...........what's called -COUNTRY- these days.

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            • Jim Shetterlini
              Head Fluffer
              • Aug 2007
              • 381

              #7
              What's this got to do with music?

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32555

                #8
                Originally posted by Jim Shetterlini
                What's this got to do with music?
                Very little.


                Great Buddy Rich anecdote.



                Buddy was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse came into the room and asked "Mr. Rich, is anything making you uncomfortable?"

                Buddy looked up, and managed to whisper.....

                Yeah, .....country music



                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • Jim Shetterlini
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 381

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                  Very little.


                  Great Buddy Rich anecdote.



                  Buddy was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse came into the room and asked "Mr. Rich, is anything making you uncomfortable?"

                  Buddy looked up, and managed to whisper.....

                  Yeah, .....country music



                  LMMFAO!!!

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                  • BITEYOASS
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6529

                    #10
                    Well you Canadians won the world series twice and now you have a shitload of VMA's. So quit your bitchin! LOL In all seriousness if you want some real fuckin country music that is recent, then go listen to Hank Williams III:

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                    • Satan
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6664

                      #11
                      Keith Urban's from the South.

                      Can't get much further south than Australia........
                      Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                      Originally posted by Sockfucker
                      I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                      • Terry
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11956

                        #12
                        Doesn't really matter where she's from, but Underwood to me is just a blatant, put-together sham foisted on a witting (WITTING) public.

                        Just like Jennifer Hudson, Britney Spears, etc.

                        Why people willingly shell out money to lap up this tripe is beyond me.

                        And new country does fucking blow. Big fuckin' time.

                        Having said all that, I'd gladly give Shania Twain a poke in the whiskers.

                        It'd be like, "Hey, Mutt, Joe Elliot is on the phone. Yeah, yeah, run off to England and help Def Leppard make Hysteria 2." Then I'll make that Candian Countrified Cooze KNOW what it is to feel like a woman.

                        me---><---Shania
                        me---> <---Shania

                        Yeah, that's the ticket!
                        Last edited by Terry; 11-11-2007, 10:20 AM.
                        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49136

                          #13
                          Shania Twain?

                          I hear she's a psycho that goes ballistic if anybody dares have a beer near her...

                          No thanks...

                          And I can't find the quote, but didn't Tom Petty recently say something to the affect that, (today's) "country music bands are just bad rock bands"?

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                          • DrMaddVibe
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6659

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hardrock69
                            It is just pop music with weepy steel guitars and fucking fiddles.




                            And all those who actually do produce and perform hardcore country are ignored by country radio.

                            Fucking idiots.
                            for the 1st part
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