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  • indeedido
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    • Feb 2004
    • 2293

    Gibson Robot Guitar

    This is actually pretty fuckin' cool. Built in tuner that tunes its self for you, and tells you how to set the intonation.

    Check out the videos here. The one at the bottom has Bart Walsh giving a demo of how it works. The others are kinda jokes. I'd get one if it were affordable.

    This space for rent.
  • naturochem
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2004
    • 495

    #2
    Lame....but at the same time, fuckin incredible!!

    I can only imagine the troubleshooting possibilities...
    Last edited by naturochem; 11-10-2007, 08:36 PM.
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    • DeadOrAlive
      Veteran
      • Jul 2004
      • 1683

      #3
      This will be like the floyd rose.

      It'll be HELLA expensive at first. But the more companies who produce it and as time wears on, the cheaper this technology will be.

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      • naturochem
        Head Fluffer
        • May 2004
        • 495

        #4
        I think microprocessor-based, multi-key, self-tuning heads, also capable of determining correct intonation passes the floyd by just a bit...
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        • Diamondjimi
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2004
          • 12086

          #5
          The concept is similar to The Transperformance Performer self-tuning System used by Jimmy Page. This unit is amazing for open tuning players.

          Huge $$$ !!!

          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32798

            #6
            It would be cool on a standard Strat. People like the tone and the old original whammy system but it goes out of tune. Just have some automatic tuners that adjust for it and dump the annoying locking nut for good.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • jhale667
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 20929

              #7
              That would never work on a Strat with a tremolo. Well, OK, it would for a sec, but you'd have to retune every time you used the bar....

              Otherwise, I like the idea... I totally dug the Transperformance system Page was using...
              Last edited by jhale667; 11-12-2007, 12:24 AM.
              Originally posted by conmee
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              That is all.

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              Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
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              Originally posted by Isaac R.
              Then it's really true??:eek:

              The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

              OMFG...who in their right mind...???
              Originally posted by eddie78
              I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17113

                #8
                This is one of those ideas that evety guitarist has wanted
                and talked about forever...
                Great stuff ! Even for standard tunings, nice to pickup
                a guitar and have it in tune everytime..
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • MAX
                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12968

                  #9
                  Indeed it's amazing but in a way, it just shows how everything's going, you know?

                  I mean, it's just weird how technology works. At this rate and in twenty years, there will be a guitar that will play for you or something similar.

                  I dunno, an instrument such as this just takes away things for me. I'm not going to lie and say I'd turn one away if it were given to me but I still think it's a bit fucked up.
                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                  • jhale667
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 20929

                    #10
                    One thing's for certain, it's not going to help TEACH a kid how to properly tune and intonate a guitar, that's for sure...

                    You can almost file it under the "Please think for me, I can't bear to" column in a way...
                    Originally posted by conmee
                    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                    That is all.

                    Icon.
                    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                    Originally posted by Isaac R.
                    Then it's really true??:eek:

                    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                    Originally posted by eddie78
                    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                    • DLRdelight!
                      Veteran
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 1501

                      #11
                      i have to agree. a kid should know how to tune their own shit. imagine how much repairs would cost on that shit though.

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                      • DeadOrAlive
                        Veteran
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1683

                        #12
                        Yeah the idea is rediculous, but it's a dream for those who use funky tunes. Going from a standard E to an Open C would be no problem. In cases like that I think this technology is fucking rad. No lag time.

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                        • cdwillis
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 251

                          #13
                          I for one can't wait 'till the guitar starts playing itself...
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                          • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                            Full Member Status

                            • Mar 2004
                            • 4372

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DLRdelight!
                            i have to agree. a kid should know how to tune their own shit. imagine how much repairs would cost on that shit though.
                            Yeah, and that's just one more thing that could go wrong with your shit. All this computer stuff just complicates the general idea.

                            Plus, way too much money at this point.

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                            • Panamark
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 17113

                              #15
                              Easy Fixed ....

                              The owner has to program in the reference notes

                              I can still tune a guitar to concert E with absolutely
                              no musical reference.. Just listening in my head to
                              a song I know is in E or A

                              I agree that every guitarist should know how to manually
                              tune. But fuck me, how many of you dudes have done
                              studio work ?? Anything that saves a few minutes is
                              a God send.. I would love to pickup a guitar and get
                              straight into it, instead of checking the fucking tuning
                              everytime I feel inspiration..

                              That tuning part is like putting on a condom before
                              sex, you are all fired up then have to fumble around
                              for a few wasted minutes.. These annoyances can
                              definately sap energy away from the "the moment" !!

                              I love the idea ! (But I agree that dudes need to
                              know the manual method, MANDATORY !!)
                              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                              Love ya Mary Frances!

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