Wolfgang's Education

[brianjayy]

I realize he's basically a MAN...but I can't believe Val would just let him quit school...anybody know the goods about this topic?...

[VanHalener]

You said Val, didn't you?
Stay back now. She's mine!

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[dave_is_vh]

16 year old multi millionaires don't need additional education.

[naturochem]

Minors in the entertainment industry are required to have a certain number of hours of weekly instruction/assignment(s) by a certified tutor in order to obtain educational credit while they are on set/touring etc. Normaly, this requires one to two hours per day.

I'm certain that Val has required the presence of a tutor for the entire tour...

[jtw5150]

He's getting one hell of an education on stage....

[rustoffa]

Education? Call me crazy, but putting Wolf on the road is probably better than high-priced academia. Just look at the current crop of celebrity progeny.

Val: "I honestly think he'll be better off on tour. I don't need phoned-in grades and him crashing his car."
:)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by dave_is_vh
16 year old multi millionaires don't need additional education.

They do if they want to be 30-year old millionaires...

[TVGUY]

I wish I went to had gone to his school!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
They do if they want to be 30-year old millionaires...

Once dear old Dad drinks himself to death, I'd imagine he won't have much to worry about...and that'll probably be soon enough...

What he's going to need is education on how to pick the correct attorneys...

[naturochem]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
They do if they want to be 30-year old millionaires...
Fuckin-A right, they do!!


Originally posted by bueno bob
Once dear old Dad drinks himself to death, I'd imagine he won't have much to worry about...and that'll probably be soon enough...

What he's going to need is education on how to pick the correct attorneys...
I wouldn't commence to bringin in the 24 hour paid pussy just yet... The debt maintenence on the E.L.V.H. lifestyle could create quite a vacuum on the familial account(s)...

If only Val stuck it out for a few more years (post-tour..), she could've hired the whole "Gunner" team to work that blubber off in her sleep insted of being the new Jenny Whore... :D

[Nitro Express]

I know lots of people with college degrees that barely make a living. Wolf is in a band making 1.5 million a show.

I went to college because it was a so-called investment; not because I wanted to suck the nectar of knowlege. I made up for the suckyness of the whole experience by sucking beer bongs and chasing women.

If you think about it, college isn't much different than being a rock star. LOL! Lot's of drinking and partying mixed with having to perform and having the shit scared out of you.

[janarak]

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this. Got it bad , got it bad , got it bad.

[binnie]

I'm sure he has a tutor.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by naturochem
...
I wouldn't commence to bringin in the 24 hour paid pussy just yet... The debt maintenence on the E.L.V.H. lifestyle could create quite a vacuum on the familial account(s)...


Exactly. People only think of the bottom line in Ed's career in rock. What they don't think about is the cost that it takes to keep his mansions, worn porn-chick girlfriends, and Lamborghinis goin'...

He's hardly worked for the past ten years or so. Granted, he's stuffed the bank account, but I still think there's a financial strain in there or two keeping him a bit uncomfortable...

Who'd of ever thunk that Michael Jackson would be broke at this point?

[VAiN]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I know lots of people with college degrees that barely make a living. Wolf is in a band making 1.5 million a show.

I went to college because it was a so-called investment; not because I wanted to suck the nectar of knowlege. I made up for the suckyness of the whole experience by sucking beer bongs and chasing women.

If you think about it, college isn't much different than being a rock star. LOL! Lot's of drinking and partying mixed with having to perform and having the shit scared out of you.

Ha! Classic... 5 stars to you!

[brianjayy]

Originally posted by janarak
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this. Got it bad , got it bad , got it bad.

I KNEW we'd get a "Hot For Teacher" reference here...'cause I almost used it in my header...;)

"Gimme somethin' to write on, man..."

I just hope his French tutor doesn't end up on CNN for fondling her 16 year-old male student...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I know lots of people with college degrees that barely make a living. Wolf is in a band making 1.5 million a show....

And history is littered with rock stars in bands making the equivalent of "$1.5M a show" (supposedly) that get stolen from, shit away they're money on mansions, divorces, or jets requiring continual and very expensive upkeep --which burns away most of their fortune...

And of course, there's the whole "stupid millionaire complex," when they get laughed at by their contemporaries and dot.commers and other wunderkinds for being completely uninformed or ignorant of basic facts and history...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
correct attorneys...

oxymoron. ;)

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
If you think about it, college isn't much different than being a rock star. LOL! Lot's of drinking and partying mixed with having to perform and having the shit scared out of you.

That is a perfect description!
:D

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
They do if they want to be 30-year old millionaires...

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

I hope this kid grows up to be smarter than his dumbass dad!

[janarak]

Originally posted by brianjayy
I KNEW we'd get a "Hot For Teacher" reference here...'cause I almost used it in my header...;)

"Gimme somethin' to write on, man..."

I just hope his French tutor doesn't end up on CNN for fondling her 16 year-old male student...


LOL
Cheap shot but I couldnt resist it .

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
And history is littered with rock stars in bands making the equivalent of "$1.5M a show" (supposedly) that get stolen from, shit away they're money on mansions, divorces, or jets requiring continual and very expensive upkeep --which burns away most of their fortune...

And of course, there's the whole "stupid millionaire complex," when they get laughed at by their contemporaries and dot.commers and other wunderkinds for being completely uninformed or ignorant of basic facts and history...

You are resposible for educating yourself. No system is going to do that for you. I know some dumb as shit PHD's and I know some people with minimul formal education who educated themselves who are smart as hell.

Tittles help you get promoted in manmade systems like corporations and government but they rarely reflect true intelligence which mean how you deal with the world wholistically. Never before have we had so many college graduates and never before have we been so dumb.

That's because we have put the mental patients in charge of the assylum. Crazy fuck proffessors everyone is butt kissing for a grade. Some of these people are twisted as a pretzel. We take the lowest common denominator and make them the dojo master. No wonder we suck so much as a society.

[Nitro Express]

All my degree and GPA proves is I survived class after class of Phil Spector types and lived to tell about it. :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nitro Express




Tittles help you get promoted .

If they're perky, yes.

:boobs:

[Nitro Express]

I would stay at the B&B if I could suck a perk. :D

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[chi-town324]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

I hope this kid grows up to be smarter than his dumbass dad! how bout just a better person

[LoungeMachine]

Jesus, Nitro, that cow?

Binnie wouldn't even hit that.

ace diamond wouldnt hit that, AND HE'S SUPPOSEDLY BLIND.

I wouldnt do Tory Spelling with a gun to my head.

:gulp:

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


I wouldnt do Tory Spelling with a gun to my head.

:gulp:

I would !






For the $$$ of course !:D

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


I wouldnt do Tory Spelling with a gun to my head.

:gulp:

I would .....






For the $$$ ,of course !:D

[Terry]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Once dear old Dad drinks himself to death, I'd imagine he won't have much to worry about...and that'll probably be soon enough...

What he's going to need is education on how to pick the correct attorneys...

Uncle Al and Uncle Dave will take care of him.

The kid's fucking set for life, or at least until his ticker gives out after a prolonged Twinkie binge.

Education, schmeducation.

[Chooch MaGooch]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh

Who'd of ever thunk that Michael Jackson would be broke at this point?

That Llama was stealing from him I just know it.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Chooch MaGooch
That Llama was stealing from him I just know it.

Maybe it was the monkey?

[bueno bob]

...maybe the parents that whored their kids out to get a settlement out of him?

Just a thought... :D

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Jesus, Nitro, that cow?

Binnie wouldn't even hit that.

ace diamond wouldnt hit that, AND HE'S SUPPOSEDLY BLIND.

I wouldnt do Tory Spelling with a gun to my head.

:gulp:

I would fuck her for he money but she doesn't have any. That means I would have to fuck her mom. Ewwwwww!

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
I would !






For the $$$ of course !:D
:D She doesn't have any. She only got $800,000 and Tori's debts were so high they ate that and she still owed the bank. She's broke.

[Nitro Express]

I bet Wolfie has made enough on this tour to get his fat pud sucked off by some pretty nice looking call girls.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
:D She doesn't have any. She only got $800,000 and Tori's debts were so high they ate that and she still owed the bank. She's broke.

Riiiiight........

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Riiiiight........

Being broke Hollywood style is different than being broke for the average person. The Hollywood people can get a line of credit. They are owned by someone but they still can enjoy the bling. You really have to fuck up big like to be in the gutter.

$300 million is a pretty sizable estate. Arron Spelling had half of that in the house. What's funny is I know rich potato farmers in Idaho who are worth a lot more than that. LOL! Hollywood is very visable but there's some guy who owns a bunch of scrapyards and recycling opperations who's a billionare that knobody cares about. Mitt Romney is worth what Spelling was worth.

Watch that Candie bitch mom spend it all on clothes and jewelry. Rumor is she was fucking on the side when her husband was going down with Alzhiemers.

Hollywood is nothing more than an insane asylum that someone dropped some money into and the patients are well dressed and have expensive haircuts.

[Diamondjimi]

But were talking about the Spelling empire. You mean he only left her $800.000. ???

You'd figure she'd be swimming in dough , wiping her ass with hundred dollar bills...