Who would you rather eat out? Pat Benatar or Lita Ford???

[rustoffa]

No snorkels....no nothing. You've got Pat Benatar and Lita Ford sitting on dueling gyno chairs...right in front of you. Which one would you rather eat out? As mentioned above...any timeline goes!!

[Terry]

Lita Ford, circa 1984.

[DeadMan1984]

Lita Ford from her Runaways days.......*drools*

[naturochem]

Honestly, I'm thinking neither... though I'd happily (multi-orifice..) fuck 'em both...

If pressed to pick a twat, I'd have to say Pat's, as I'm sure Lita's snatch has been floggeed by a significant number of additional cocks, than that of good-girl Benetar!!
http://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/81.gif

[jharp84]

fuck that noise! Hillary clinton!

[naturochem]

Originally posted by jharp84
fuck that noise! Hillary clinton!
You are one, significantly ill fuck! :D

[binnie]

Lita Ford, no question. Every metalhead of a certain age has spanked one off thinking about her!

Although, I imagine that she was very young in 1974. Not worth getting locked up for. 1984 would have been nice though. Or even 1994. Haven't seen any recent pics.

[jharp84]

Originally posted by naturochem
You are one, significantly ill fuck! :D

Apparently - U did not get the joke! Or ur fuckin w/me cause the "little pussy" bears beat Ur "big bad raida's! FUCKA! :D

[Mr Badguy]

Can I shag them before I was born?

[MAX]

First off, Benatar's been with the same guy for umpteen, gazillion years so one wouldn't have to worry about the cooties nor the critters that Lita's snatch might have. Besides, I seem to recall that Lita's dated peeps such as Nikki Sixx and Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. who've also been with Tawny Kitaen. So, I'll leave it up to you guys to do the mathematics regarding the cleanliness of said pussies.

Also, y'all dermember Lita's "hit" with Ozzy? The original working title that Ozzy gave it was for Lita to "Close Your Thighs Forever." :p

Anyhoo, I'm not nor have I ever been into wimmin' with short haircuts (I'm not referring to the cootchie region. lol ;) ) However, Benatar was very fuckin' sexy in her own way back then and she still looks pretty good now.

So and with all of that being said, Benatar's would get my vote.

http://www.polliwogspond.com/images/patbenatar.jpg

[binnie]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Can I shag them before I was born?

I manage it with Bridget Bardot atl east three times a month!

[MAX]

Originally posted by binnie
I manage it with Bridget Bardot atl east three times a month!

That many huh? ;)

You should start a thread about wimmin' that dudes around here would love to have dined on their collective furburgers in their prime. Personally, I can think of a few like Bettie Page, Raquel Welch or Elaine from Seinfeld, etc...

I'm not trying to be a pig cos I happen to love wimmin' that are closer to my age anyway. Seriously cos I'd take say (for the sake of the thread) a Sela Ward or a Michelle Pfeiffer over ANY dumbass, bimbo chick with fake tits in their 20's any day of the week. Regardless, I'm fortunate enough to have the most beautiful, sexiest and best woman in the world anyway. :D Hence, I shouldn't even be discussing this stuff in the first place. :o

I'm just sayin' and with all of the pervs within The Army, it could be an entertaining read. However, it might also make me feel even older than I am cos some of the peeps around here will consider chicks from the 90's, etc, as vintage wimmin'. lmao

[MAX]

K, I'll take back the shit I wrote about Lita Ford cos I think she's aged rather well considering what era she evolved within.

I think she looks nice in these recent pics.

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u237/berdasco/Lita20Ford220Small.jpg?t=1194896492

http://www.emackandbolios.com/images/litaford.JPG

[binnie]

Yeah, Lita is looking damn fine in those pics. As long as she doesn't sing I reckon I could get along with her just fine :D

[binnie]

Originally posted by MAX
That many huh? ;)

You should start a thread about wimmin' that dudes around here would love to have dined on their collective furburgers in their prime. Personally, I can think of a few like Bettie Page, Raquel Welch or Elaine from Seinfeld, etc...

I'm not trying to be a pig cos I happen to love wimmin' that are closer to my age anyway. Seriously cos I'd take say (for the sake of the thread) a Sela Ward or a Michelle Pfeiffer over ANY dumbass, bimbo chick with fake tits in their 20's any day of the week. Regardless, I'm fortunate enough to have the most beautiful, sexiest and best woman in the world anyway. :D Hence, I shouldn't even be discussing this stuff in the first place. :o

I'm just sayin' and with all of the pervs within The Army, it could be an entertaining read. However, it might also make me feel even older than I am cos some of the peeps around here will consider chicks from the 90's, etc, as vintage wimmin'. lmao

That would be a good thread actually: I also have an amazing and beautiful woman, but it doens't stop me from talking about other women all day...lol. Maybe when I grow up a bit I'll calm down and realize how lucky I am.

Most of the fake-tittied chicks in their twenties are disposable: nice to drool over, in the same way that Burger King is nice to eat, but neither are particuarly memorable and will easily be replacable. Despite knowing this, I'm still going to Burger King tommorrow, you see what I'm saying?

Women like Michelle Pfeifer and Raquel Welch however are gorgeous and charismatic - as a result they are not disposable. Women like that are rare, and ooze personality. They are sorts of women who are on everyone's list. (I have no idea who Sela Ward is....)

That would be an interesting thread though...

[MAX]

Originally posted by binnie
That would be a good thread actually: I also have an amazing and beautiful woman, but it doens't stop me from talking about other women all day...lol. Maybe when I grow up a bit I'll calm down and realize how lucky I am.

Most of the fake-tittied chicks in their twenties are disposable: nice to drool over, in the same way that Burger King is nice to eat, but neither are particuarly memorable and will easily be replacable. Despite knowing this, I'm still going to Burger King tommorrow, you see what I'm saying?

Women like Michelle Pfeifer and Raquel Welch however are gorgeous and charismatic - as a result they are not disposable. Women like that are rare, and ooze personality. They are sorts of women who are on everyone's list. (I have no idea who Sela Ward is....)

That would be an interesting thread though...

Little bro, believe me you make perfect sense and I was once in my twenties as well. ;)

I do think it would be a cool thread and it would be surprising to actually see what/ who many of us and all age groups defy as a sexy woman.

[Unchainme]

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Pat Benetar in this Video..:)

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Lita in this one!

Fuck...Have 'em both!

[VanHalener]

Excellent...Another thread where I can stake a claim on a hottie!

http://i13.tinypic.com/3zs9tgh.jpg
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Not that these guys did a bad job, but all this song needed was a touch of Eddie Van Halen.
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[MAX]

Unchainme...

No bro, THIS is the Benatar vid to watch cos (sorry) but that "Battlefield" one's lame, IMO.

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[Mr. Vengeance]

I'm going to have to give the nod to Pat, since I used to spank it to a pic of her in Hit Parader long before I discovered Lita (and long before I got my hands on some decent skin mags)...

Of course, back then I could have spanked it to still pics of Bea Arthur...

Bea Arthur....OUTSTANDING!

[naturochem]

Well, I may have to modify my vote... Pat was on a reality show recently & I thought she looked pretty good... um.... maybe for a great grandma..(wtf??) I might even be a bit hesitant letting her blow me with those fuckin choppers!! :D

http://www.poster.net/benatar-pat/benatar-pat-photo-pat-benatar-6206551.jpg

Now, daughter Haley Giraldo is another thing altogether!! http://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/38.gif

Haley -
http://lemuseumdebenatar.com/images/photos/2001/glo01/HB0530.jpg

[Hardrock69]

MOTHERFUKKAH!!!

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME CHOOSE ONLY ONE?????
:mad:

I would like for Pat Benetar to suck my cock.

She has a mouth that makes my fucking dick hard. Those pouty lips.

She is begging to be skull-fucked.

Joan Jett? I WANNA LICK HER PUSSY UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER!!! :eek:

Though most likely Hell would haveta freeze over before I would even get the chance.

Lita is fucking hot.

But to be honest, I prefer Joan first, Pat second, and Lita third.

But don't ask me to choose just one.

I can't.

:D

[Hardrock69]

*sigh*

Ok.

I voted for Pat Benetar eating out Joan Jett.

Because if I was in the same room as that action, I would possibly be able to get a blowjob from Pat before I fucked the shit outta Joan.
:D

[naturochem]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
MOTHERFUKKAH!!!

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME CHOOSE ONLY ONE?????
:mad:

I would like for Pat Benetar to suck my cock.

She has a mouth that makes my fucking dick hard. Those pouty lips.

She is begging to be skull-fucked.
:D
I'd need a syringe full 'o collagen & a mondo-sized pair of forceps to get my cock in that tiny fuckin mouth.... :D

& what about those choppers?? :eek:

[Hardrock69]

Um....that was supposed to be 'Benatar'.

Can't spell worth a damn when thinking of fucking Joan Jett.
:D

[binnie]

Now this thread is amazing!

Hardrock you crack me up.

Oh, and Hayley Giraldo is something else!

[Matt White]

Now....Pat's daughter Haley.....

http://lemuseumdebenatar.com/images/photos/2001/glo01/HB0534.jpg

But yeah...PAT...any timeline

[naturochem]

Originally posted by Matt White

But yeah...PAT...any timeline
Wiki - Granny syndrome.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

In medicine and psychology, the term granny syndrome refers to the desire to fornicate, fondle or otherwise engage in sexual activities with bitches who appear old enough to be one's grandma... :D

[Hardrock69]

Well, as she is not that much older than I am, I cannot be found guilty of the Grandma syndrome.

But yeah...that recent photo of her was bad. UGH.

[rustoffa]

Time out!
:D

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[naturochem]

See...again, the problem with that tiny mouth.... worthless for... http://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/30.gif
:cool:

[binnie]

Reckon I'd take Doro Pesch over either of 'em....

[Matt White]

Originally posted by naturochem
Wiki - Granny syndrome.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

In medicine and psychology, the term granny syndrome refers to the desire to fornicate, fondle or otherwise engage in sexual activities with bitches who appear old enough to be one's grandma... :D

Wellllllll...Since I'll be 40 in a couple of months...she must have started early

[ThrillsNSpills]

I think that Joan Jett's vagina has teeth in it.

[thome]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
I think that Joan Jett's vagina has teeth in it.

I get it!

[Hardrock69]

Doro still looks fucking hot.

Saw her in June. DAMN! :eek:

She is gonna be back in Gnashville in April.

I am so there.
:cool:

[binnie]

Yeah, Doro was always a hottie!

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
I think that Joan Jett's vagina has teeth in it.

I would have risked it anyway...
http://i9.tinypic.com/8334ivp.jpg

[naturochem]

Those are some wild fuckin extensions!

[Redballjets88]

i'll pass on the eating out and they can both suck me off