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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Play "Terrorist" for a Minute

    How would you strike The Infidels?

    Suitcase bomb up through the Mexican Border?

    Hit the water supply in a major city?

    Plane into a Nuclear Plant?

    Contaminate food supply?

    Hit an Icon such as GG Bridge, Space Needle?


    6 years post 9/11 and we have more gaping holes in our systems than a Republican Bath House.

    "We're fighting them over there" makes the argument that 2-3 guys stowing away in a shipping container is far fetched.


    So, put yourself in Ahmed's place.

    How'd you do it today?



    Exrtra points for creativity.
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58783

    #2
    Buy DIEBOLD and ensure that the next 8 years are as bad as the last 8 have been.

    I don't have to lift a finger to destroy infidels who are destroying themselves.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, Osama, Musharaff and I have a 2:00 tee time at the Martyr Beach Country Club
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • Guitar Shark
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7579

      #3
      Re: Play "Terrorist" for a Minute

      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
      How would you strike The Infidels?
      Van Hagar Reunion Tour 2008
      ROTH ARMY MILITIA


      Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
      Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #4
        See, these guys need to learn from our own home grown Terrorists...

        Tylenol anybody?

        I think an attack on the food supply in some way, however small, would cause such panic and overeaction as to freeze us in our tracks.

        Hell, e.coli in spinach was enough to cause panic up here.

        Imagine a nationwide recall of all beef? Bottled water?

        We're taking our shoes off in the airports and putting 3oz bottles of hand cleaner in baggies for Christ's sake.

        It's ridiculous how ill-prepared we actually are.
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32576

          #5
          Re: Re: Play "Terrorist" for a Minute

          Originally posted by Guitar Shark
          Van Hagar Reunion Tour 2008
          Maybe Pakistan is onto something locking up the lawyers....

          Having just jinxed us, I will now hold you completely responsible when this is announced in February.

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • Guitar Shark
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7579

            #6
            What is this "Pakistan" you keep mentioning?

            Or did you mean to refer to Paskistan?
            ROTH ARMY MILITIA


            Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
            Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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            • Guitar Shark
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7579

              #7
              I am going to assume you meant to say Paskistan.

              Yes, very tragic... many, many lawsyers being execsuted in Paskistan.
              ROTH ARMY MILITIA


              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576

                #8
                Fsuck Off, Csounslor

                Bsastard

                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576

                  #9
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  Buy DIEBOLD and ensure that the next 8 years are as bad as the last 8 have been.

                  Chuck Hagel is Al Qaeda?

                  No wonder he resigned...

                  Sneaky Bastard

                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49205

                    #10
                    I'd fart in the mouths of their virgins while pinching my nipples...

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32576

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                      I'd fart in the mouths of their virgins while pinching my nipples...
                      You just managed to turn on every Republican here.....

                      [ and sharkey, too]

                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • knuckleboner
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2927

                        #12
                        they think way too big. too complicated and too difficult to competently (and repeatedly) pull off.

                        couple of really small, but coordinated attacks.

                        forget about mass casualties; the damage is done through mass panic. and successful strikes = mass panic.

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          #13
                          I would take key infastructure not easy to repalce and critical to the US economy out.

                          The power grid and key dams would be my number one target with Hoover Dam being target number one. If that went the resulting loss of power and water would be devistating for the whole southwest.

                          I would love to have a nutron pulse bomb. I would launch it off a ship and take out all the integrated circuits in the US. This would take out the power grid and the financial system by destroying the computers that run them.

                          If you don't have electricity nothing matters. Then take the reserve water away. Could you imagine LA, San Diego, Pheonix with no water, electricity, or a working bank? Fun shit.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798

                            #14
                            You hurt a nation harder by ruining it's economy. Sure it's sad that sevral thousand people die in a large terrorist attack like 9/11 but those people are soon forgotten by the masses and life goes on.

                            If you make it to where everyone gets hit in the pocket book majorly, then everyone hurts. Taking out the stock exchange computers would have been more devistating. wipe out everyone's wealth and make it hard for any backup system to come into place. Trillions of dollars in investments would dissapear into thin air. Now that some hardcore screw thee shit!
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              #15
                              I would infiltrate the US and start legitimate businesses but have hidden divisions in each that made explosives and weapons.

                              I would be easy to go into a business like mining or chemical production and use the chemicals and resources for military use. You could finance it and even have regular Americans run the regular opperation as a front. You would be the good guy creating all those jobs.

                              Build an army right inside the US in secret and roll the govt. with it. Who's going to stop you? The military is overseas.

                              This is what should have been done instead of 9/11. Now it harder to do but still very possible with the open borders and incompetant govt. agencies.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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