Spammy boo'd by own fans @ STL gig..

[naturochem]

Move it where you choose, but I thought this was fuckin hilarious...

Apparently the Red Dildoe pissed off his dwindling fan base in St. Louis by dissing Budweiser and saying "It's Miller Time" after cracking open a Miller on stage in the hometown of Anheuser Busch and Budweiser, and among countless employees of the company in attendance!!

Here is what one dude posted about the episode -

"It was more than just saying, "It's Miller Time!" It was a whole pre-planned diatribe. Very staged. In between songs, he went into a whole long rap about how you can't drink Waboritas all the time, you have to put the brakes on and have a beer sometimes - and then he walked over to the drum riser and picked up a Miller and said, "It's Miller Time!"

The crowd booed, but rather than leave it alone, he launched into a story about how he wanted to make a Cabo Wabo beer to compete with Corona, and how he went to Budweiser with the idea, and they, "Threw me the fuck out!" So, he said, "Fuck it, I'm drinking nothing but Miller." More boos. Uh, Sam, let it go...

But no. He said it was nothing against anyone there in the crowd, but he was never drinking Bud again, and neither should anyone else. More boos. So he asks if anyone there works for Budweiser. Many hands go up. He says something to the effect of, "Nothing against any of you, but if you know someone in marketing, tell them they screwed up." More boos. Jesus, Sam, get off of it.

So finally he calls out the waitress and asks her for a shot of Cabo. Order is restored, and they play a song. It wasn't that big of a deal, but it made me squirm a little. It was like he couldn't accept that he wasn't bigger in St. Louis than Budweiser. You're big, Sam, but you ain't that big."

Fuckin Homo... now even more Red Cocker fan's "got one foot out the door!!" :D

Faggy fucking site where info came from. (http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/showpost.php?p=899494&postcount=20)

[Coyote]

Originally posted by naturochem
Apparently the Red Dildoe pissed off his dwindling fan base in St. Louis by dissing Budweiser and saying "It's Miller Time" after cracking open a Miller on stage in the hometown of Anheuser Busch and Budweiser, and among countless employees of the company in attendance!!

Oops... :lol:


"Nothing against any of you, but if you know someone in marketing, tell them they screwed up."

Says the "guy" who's pushing Miller in Budweiser country... :rolleyes:

Bad marketing 101, right there.

[binnie]

HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH!!!


What a moron - so he SEES that there are Bud employees in the crowd, and still proceeds to insult them: what did he want them do, quit work because he got an idea turned down?

Gay.

[ThrillsNSpills]

mmm, domestic beer.


like arguing on what's better between goat and sheep urine.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Sam is getting booed by his own fans while VAN HALEN continues to kick ass on the road playing to sold-out crowds.

As how it should be.

:D

[binnie]

It seems to me that he's taking his alcohol business, and himself, way too seriously.

[bueno bob]

Maybe he's leading the Red Rocker Revolution by way of example...

:rolleyes:

Brilliant move, Sam.

[Mr Badguy]

Well, this is GAY.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
mmm, domestic beer.


like arguing on what's better between goat and sheep urine.

Exactly. So Spam is a fan of Miller? Ughh. I guess I can stomach MGB once in a great while...But both Miller and Bud suck. And Corona sucks even harder. LMFAO! Mr. 'top-shelf-tequila' indeed...

[Jim Shetterlini]

Originally posted by naturochem
Move it where you choose, but I thought this was fuckin hilarious...

Apparently the Red Dildoe pissed off his dwindling fan base in St. Louis by dissing Budweiser and saying "It's Miller Time" after cracking open a Miller on stage in the hometown of Anheuser Busch and Budweiser, and among countless employees of the company in attendance!!

Here is what one dude posted about the episode -

"It was more than just saying, "It's Miller Time!" It was a whole pre-planned diatribe. Very staged. In between songs, he went into a whole long rap about how you can't drink Waboritas all the time, you have to put the brakes on and have a beer sometimes - and then he walked over to the drum riser and picked up a Miller and said, "It's Miller Time!"

The crowd booed, but rather than leave it alone, he launched into a story about how he wanted to make a Cabo Wabo beer to compete with Corona, and how he went to Budweiser with the idea, and they, "Threw me the fuck out!" So, he said, "Fuck it, I'm drinking nothing but Miller." More boos. Uh, Sam, let it go...

But no. He said it was nothing against anyone there in the crowd, but he was never drinking Bud again, and neither should anyone else. More boos. So he asks if anyone there works for Budweiser. Many hands go up. He says something to the effect of, "Nothing against any of you, but if you know someone in marketing, tell them they screwed up." More boos. Jesus, Sam, get off of it.

So finally he calls out the waitress and asks her for a shot of Cabo. Order is restored, and they play a song. It wasn't that big of a deal, but it made me squirm a little. It was like he couldn't accept that he wasn't bigger in St. Louis than Budweiser. You're big, Sam, but you ain't that big."

Fuckin Homo... now even more Red Cocker fan's "got one foot out the door!!" :D

Faggy fucking site where info came from. (http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/showpost.php?p=899494&postcount=20)

Glad you posted most of it, because I am BANNED at that faggy fucking site because I told off many Gaygar sheep.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm not sure which is funnier....

The fact that Ched felt MHL is actually beer....

or

That "fans" who went to this debacle got up in arms over a perceived slight, as if anyone who attends a Bette Midler show could be further insulted...

or

That the Chedmaster General actually thought for one minute anyone, even those stupid enough to shell out money to see him "live", would give 2 shits about AB slamming the door in his face......


Sammy drank a shitty beer, to teach a lesson to those makers of other shitty beers, in front of people who pay good money to see a shitty person sing shitty songs.

:gulp:

[Redballjets88]

GODDAMNIT. Fuck Sammy.

How can I enjoy Miller anymore?

Looks like Ill be sticking to Lone Star and Shiner from now on...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Redballjets88



How can I enjoy Miller anymore?



ANYMORE????????????????????????????

WTF?

Newsflash Skippy: You cannot "enjoy" Miller, or any other mass produced American swill.

It's not even beer. :rolleyes:

:gulp:

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ANYMORE????????????????????????????

WTF?

Newsflash Skippy: You cannot "enjoy" Miller, or any other mass produced American swill.

It's not even beer. :rolleyes:

:gulp:

I'm 19 I don't have money for good beer. At least I don't drink Keystone.

[FORD]

It's really too bad Anheuser Busch didn't bring a team of Clydesdales down to the venue and let them stampede the stage.

I ain't taking sides with one shitty beer over another, but this was an extremely low class move, even by Hagar standards.

[Nitro Express]

A little secret is all of Anheuser Busch's malt and a lot of thier hops comes out of Idaho. Mostly grown by Mormon farmers. :D Maybe they think it's ok to provide the raw ingredients for Budwiser since it's fucking water anyways. :D

As far as Sam goes. He showed his cards that day. An egoed out prick full of himself.

[Nitro Express]

I used to work at the Rainer brewery. I was low man on the totem pole when I started and had to clean the yeast out of the fermentaion kettles. I still can smell the smell. It was like cleaning out one giant sick cunt full of slime.

[naturochem]

Originally posted by FORD
It's really too bad Anheuser Busch didn't bring a team of Clydesdales down to the venue and let them stampede the stage.

I ain't taking sides with one shitty beer over another, but this was an extremely low class move, even by Hagar standards.
Fuckin-A it was...

Now, the Red Tampon has posted an apology to the St. Louie fan(g)s on his website...

"November 14, 2007
My fans in St. Louis!

St. Louis!
I want to apologize to any one single fan that I may have upset during my show last night. If there's one place I feel closest too, it's St. Louis. I know St. Louis fans know me and know that I would never purposely want to upset anyone in my town of St. Louis!..I appreciate all of you. Peace, St. Louis Rocks! Spammy"
:splooge:

[naturochem]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
It was like cleaning out one giant sick cunt full of slime.
That presents one mighty appealing picture... http://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/25.gif
:D

[thome]

They just had a -Thing- on the travel channel about the -Mexican Riviera- and -Cabo SanLucas- is there and cabo wabo(spams bar for all you daft BITCHEZZ!) is there ...they did a short minute on Spam he made a drink a Waborita./

He skweezed a fresh lime into a glass of ice threw it over his shoulder,hit some bottles on the back bar twenty foot back, and said," I can do this cause I own the joint."

Par for how he treats the little guy who cleans up.... par for how he treats a American institution like Bud... par for how he has contempt for his little peasent minions.

There's Sam knocking on the door a bottle in one hand and his dikk in the other>lol


Roth On, Bitchezz!

[Panamark]

Ok, I am so confused as an Australian.

Firstly if "any" musician in a gig in Australia
started hawking products instead of doing their
job (ie: playing fucking music) they would be
boo'ed off the stage !!

Why is acceptable in the US for musicians to use
a concert as a platform for pushing irrelevant
products onto paying music fans ???

Sammy is a dick, I reckon this was one of many
reasons why Van Halen finally threw him out
where he belonged...

Yeah sure EVH has 50 million different merchandising
products, but Ed doesnt stop halfway through a concert
and start saying "Hey did you like the tone on that
last song, its my new EVH MXR phaser available in
all good guitar shops now"

That shit sucks..

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Panamark

Why is acceptable in the US for musicians to use
a concert as a platform for pushing irrelevant
products onto paying music fans ???



:rolleyes:

Because, Marky...

We're the US, we make the rules, and you accept it or perish.

capiche?

Now, go put another shrimp on the Barbie and thank your lucky stars you have no oil, or any other resources we covet.

And for the record, Foster's sucks.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Panamark


, but Ed doesnt stop halfway through a concert
and start saying "Hey did you like the tone on that
last song, its my new EVH MXR phaser available in
all good guitar shops now"

That shit sucks..

No, he just kicks monitors around like they're Aussies or something.....

:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by thome
They just had a -Thing- on the travel channel about!
\

thome got cable !!!!!

yeah.

Next up. Indoor plumbing.

:gulp:

[Jim Shetterlini]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
I'm 19 I don't have money for good beer. At least I don't drink Keystone.

What's wrong with Keystone? My dog drinks it all the time.:guzzle: :guzzle:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jim Shetterlini
What's wrong with Keystone? My dog drinks it all the time.:guzzle: :guzzle:

That's no way to refer to your wife....

:gulp:

And spring for some better beer, she deserves it.

:gulp:

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Jim Shetterlini
What's wrong with Keystone? My dog drinks it all the time.:guzzle: :guzzle:

Thou shalt not feed thy dog crappy beer!


**turns water into Guinness** :gulp:

[thome]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
\

thome got cable !!!!!

yeah.

Next up. Indoor plumbing.

:gulp:

I dug a tunnel under maH!!Traler!

35 foot oer to the wierdo who lives across they way/took me 7 weeks!!!

then i ran some cable i stole off the back of my step fathers house cause he is a bangin me MAH!!!

A lot easier than getting a job and payin fer it.

FREE CABLE OOOOH EEEEE HE HE HWAWWWW

Moon shine blind sitin on the front porch pickkin banjo........ hapy!!


“ Originally posted by Panamark

Why is acceptable in the US for musicians to use
a concert as a platform for pushing irrelevant
products onto paying music fans ???

”
Sam is the only musician who does this he is a hack.

[thome]

Originally posted by Jim Shetterlini
What's wrong with Keystone? My dog drinks it all the time.:guzzle: :guzzle:

That coat of polyurethane they spray on the inside of the can to reduce the tinney after taste is the best idea ever.

I walk thru my house and can't even taste the hardwood floors coated with the same stuff.

Yummy!!!!!

[Hardrock69]

GODDAM!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!


This is one of the funniest threads I have read in awhile for so many reasons!!!
:lol:

[Mr. Vengeance]

Spammy melt down in full effect...

Die faggot poser, die!!!!!

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Sam is getting booed by his own fans while VAN HALEN continues to kick ass on the road playing to sold-out crowds.

As how it should be.

:D

Fuck yeah!

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
GODDAMNIT. Fuck Sammy.

How can I enjoy Miller anymore?

Looks like Ill be sticking to Lone Star and Shiner from now on...

Lone Star tastes like horse piss! Shiner Bock...now you're talking!

http://www.shiner.com/beers/images/Bock.gif

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That's no way to refer to your wife....

:gulp:

And spring for some better beer, she deserves it.

:gulp:

And 10 bucks this guys could kick the shit out of you.

[Dan]

Spammy=AssClown.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
:rolleyes:

Because, Marky...

We're the US, we make the rules, and you accept it or perish.

capiche?

Now, go put another shrimp on the Barbie and thank your lucky stars you have no oil, or any other resources we covet.

And for the record, Foster's sucks.

:gulp:

Fosters does suck ! Thats why we send it to you fuckers :D
Nobody here drinks it ;) Look up the stats if you must.

As for natural resources, we have no oil, but have one of
the worlds strongest economies at the moment due to
our natural resources. You name it we got it.. Im sure
the Shrub (Bush Jnr) is getting his share of raw uranium
from our grounds as we speak....

Heck China buys over half their iron ore from Australia...

And Loungie, you guys are outnumbered pissants when
it comes to the Chinese.

So hows the old sub-prime housing market going ??
Looking forward to spending my little old Australian
dollars over there, which are now almost even to the
"MIGHTY" US DOLLAR...

bwahahahahahah

Americans big mouthing Americans, gotta love em.. :D

If you shutup for ten seconds you might figure out
why we have all your women :p

So keep on sucking on them greasy cheeseburgers
in those shitty styrofoam containers in your cars
with the shitty gas mileage !!

And remember, we LOVE YOU !

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Fosters does suck !

When Its Free,Us Kiwis With Drink Anything.:D

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Dan
When Its Free,Us Kiwis With Drink Anything.:D

I'll decipher for DAN, who has been drinking,
(I speak fluent Kiwi)

DAN is basically saying that a New Zealander will drink
any beer, if given to them at no cost ! :D

ONYA DAN THE MAN !~!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
No, he just kicks monitors around like they're Aussies or something.....

:D

I thought he only fucked over Americans ??

Maybe I was wrong..

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
I'll decipher for DAN, who has been drinking,
(I speak fluent Kiwi)

DAN is basically saying that a New Zealander will drink
any beer, if given to them at no cost ! :D

ONYA DAN THE MAN !~!

Damn.

Carlton All The Way.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Panamark
Fosters does suck ! Thats why we send it to you fuckers :D
Nobody here drinks it ;) Look up the stats if you must.

As for natural resources, we have no oil, but have one of
the worlds strongest economies at the moment due to
our natural resources. You name it we got it.. Im sure
the Shrub (Bush Jnr) is getting his share of raw uranium
from our grounds as we speak....

Heck China buys over half their iron ore from Australia...

And Loungie, you guys are outnumbered pissants when
it comes to the Chinese.

So hows the old sub-prime housing market going ??
Looking forward to spending my little old Australian
dollars over there, which are now almost even to the
"MIGHTY" US DOLLAR...

bwahahahahahah

Americans big mouthing Americans, gotta love em.. :D

If you shutup for ten seconds you might figure out
why we have all your women :p

So keep on sucking on them greasy cheeseburgers
in those shitty styrofoam containers in your cars
with the shitty gas mileage !!

And remember, we LOVE YOU !


LMMFAO

Yeah, we pretty much stink up the joint these days....

Oh well, January 20, 2009 :D

America will be back...

But I still wont drink that swill you cats call beer ;)

Oi! Oi! Oi!

:gulp:

[light 'em up!]

Originally posted by naturochem
Move it where you choose, but I thought this was fuckin hilarious...

Apparently the Red Dildoe pissed off his dwindling fan base in St. Louis by dissing Budweiser and saying "It's Miller Time" after cracking open a Miller on stage in the hometown of Anheuser Busch and Budweiser, and among countless employees of the company in attendance!!

Here is what one dude posted about the episode -

"It was more than just saying, "It's Miller Time!" It was a whole pre-planned diatribe. Very staged. In between songs, he went into a whole long rap about how you can't drink Waboritas all the time, you have to put the brakes on and have a beer sometimes - and then he walked over to the drum riser and picked up a Miller and said, "It's Miller Time!"

The crowd booed, but rather than leave it alone, he launched into a story about how he wanted to make a Cabo Wabo beer to compete with Corona, and how he went to Budweiser with the idea, and they, "Threw me the fuck out!" So, he said, "Fuck it, I'm drinking nothing but Miller." More boos. Uh, Sam, let it go...

But no. He said it was nothing against anyone there in the crowd, but he was never drinking Bud again, and neither should anyone else. More boos. So he asks if anyone there works for Budweiser. Many hands go up. He says something to the effect of, "Nothing against any of you, but if you know someone in marketing, tell them they screwed up." More boos. Jesus, Sam, get off of it.

So finally he calls out the waitress and asks her for a shot of Cabo. Order is restored, and they play a song. It wasn't that big of a deal, but it made me squirm a little. It was like he couldn't accept that he wasn't bigger in St. Louis than Budweiser. You're big, Sam, but you ain't that big."

Fuckin Homo... now even more Red Cocker fan's "got one foot out the door!!" :D

Faggy fucking site where info came from. (http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/showpost.php?p=899494&postcount=20)

The "red dildoe" paves the way for Dave and the Halens to reconquer St. Louis next spring!

All Dave needs to do is don a Cardinals baseball cap and wave that red flag and St. Louis will be Dave's forever.

[Dan]

Mark,Melborune Fucking Rock.I have A Friend That Lives In Sunbury And I Spent The Last 5 Days,Drinking And Seeing The Sights Of Melborune.MCG,Vic Markets,Carlton Brew Tour And The Night Life.

[LoungeMachine]

Danny's Been Hitting The Sauce Again I See :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Danny's Been Hitting The Sauce Again I See :D

When You Are On Holiday,Drinking Is The Kiwi Rule.:)

And Aussie Beer Is Cheap.:)

[Panamark]

Good Onya DAN !!

Im a Melbourne boy originally, fucking ACE place !!
In the summertime, best place in Australia :)

Have a blast mate !!!

Have you tried Original Recipe VB yet ?? thats not
a bad drop ;)
My favourite is Carlton Draught really cold, on tap from
a local pub in Melb.. That right there is Beer Nirvana !

[Panamark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

Yeah, we pretty much stink up the joint these days....

Oh well, January 20, 2009 :D

America will be back...

But I still wont drink that swill you cats call beer ;)

Oi! Oi! Oi!

:gulp:

Loungeman, I'm totally open minded with beer,
I dont mind Shiner Bock when I'm in down South,
not too bad for a commercial beer..

I thought Carlton United Breweries were going
to start exporting to the US, that would give you
some better choices than VB..

Speaking of swill, whats up with that Bud light ??
Fucking Bud full strength is like light beer to me...
Bud light is like something your cat accidentally
leaves on the carpet :D

Hey theres shit beer's everywhere, but we have
more good beers than you guys do...
I know, I've tried all of em...

Whats your favourite US brew ????

If you were in Oz Loungie, I guarantee I would
hook you up with some beer that is as good
as angels tears.. Coopers is a good place to
start..

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Good Onya DAN !!

Im a Melbourne boy originally, fucking ACE place !!
In the summertime, best place in Australia :)

Have a blast mate !!!

Have you tried Original Recipe VB yet ?? thats not
a bad drop ;)
My favourite is Carlton Draught really cold, on tap from
a local pub in Melb.. That right there is Beer Nirvana !

I Can't Understand Why They Don't Have Mini Kegs Of Carlton Or VB?

[FORD]

There are no good US national beers. it's all watered down horse piss swill.

That's why you have so many microbreweries on the West Coast.

And in other parts of the US as well, but most of what I drink comes from Washington/Oregon/California. :gulp:

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Thou shalt not feed thy dog crappy beer!


**turns water into Guinness** :gulp:

Jesus. I prayed for some Guiness on tap and you sent Smoking Loon Cabernet instead.

[Dan]

Originally posted by FORD
There are no good US national beers. it's all watered down horse piss swill.

That's why you have so many microbreweries on the West Coast.

And in other parts of the US as well, but most of what I drink comes from Washington/Oregon/California. :gulp:

That Is Crazy,You Will Never Find That In Any Kiwi Beers.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Dan
I Can't Understand Why They Don't Have Mini Kegs Of Carlton Or VB?

I've had the mini kegs of VB before, dunno where you
get em now ??

Mini Carlton Draught kegs would be awesome, I want
to hook up a tap on my bar that you can attache to
those mini kegs, with the refridgeration coil to keep
it cold.. That would rock !!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by FORD
There are no good US national beers. it's all watered down horse piss swill.

That's why you have so many microbreweries on the West Coast.

And in other parts of the US as well, but most of what I drink comes from Washington/Oregon/California. :gulp:

FORD (Dave !) What would you recommend for a beer lover
staying in Mississippi ???
I wouldnt mind trying some of those Micro brews....

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
I've had the mini kegs of VB before, dunno where you
get em now ??

Mini Carlton Draught kegs would be awesome, I want
to hook up a tap on my bar that you can attache to
those mini kegs, with the refridgeration coil to keep
it cold.. That would rock !!

Mark,It Would Be like A Back-Pack On Your Back Sort Of Thing I'm Thinking Of With Pump In Hand.

BTW... Cheers Mate.:bottle:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Danny's Been Hitting The Sauce Again I See :D

if you care to get a response to any of the 4 pm's you sent me during the night you might want to empty your pm box

[FORD]

Originally posted by Panamark
FORD (Dave !) What would you recommend for a beer lover
staying in Mississippi ???
I wouldnt mind trying some of those Micro brews....

Unfortunately, I have not yet made it to the South, so I'm not aware of the beer options down there. Hopefully you won't be in a "dry county" where there's no beer at all. Leftovers from Prohibition, some areas never got over it.

I can only find one microbrewery in MS with a website.

http://www.lazymagnolia.com/

Can't get much more Southern than a name like that. And their nut brown ale is Pecan, of course. They have a Habanero ale as well, and a Stout made from sweet potatoes (?) so this product line would be well worth looking into.

They claim to be distributed over the entire Gulf Coast, but I'm not sure if that's only on tap, or if you can buy a 6 pack in the stores.

[chefcraig]

Here ya go, friends and neighbors: The incident in question...

Nitwit Chooses Miller Over Bud (2:14)

6kw70AcEZK8

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6kw70AcEZK8

Having trouble with the embed.:(

[thome]

WOW!

Here is what really happend Spam The Pussy aproached Budwieser in order to find someone to Make his Beer (he won't make it he wants them to do all the work and he can sign off on it and take all the credit).

Sound familiar...(see vah Halen 1985)

While in the meeting room at Budwieser, August Busch started laughing so loud and hard at him all the while saying," who the fukk are you ,if Diamond Dave was in here, I may consider it.,aren't you the assmunch who thinks he is VH."

Sammy pulled his ill fitting capris further up in his gunt and sashayed out of the room.

In this he vid he looks and sounds like a Nark /Stoolie.

I wish he was at that concert in England where they pelt loosers with plastic bottles full of piss.

[Coyote]

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[naturochem]

Originally posted by c.craig
Here ya go, friends and neighbors: The incident in question...

Nitwit Chooses Miller Over Bud (2:14)

6kw70AcEZK8

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6kw70AcEZK8

Having trouble with the embed.:(
HA!! Good find, man!!

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Sammy drank a shitty beer, to teach a lesson to those makers of other shitty beers, in front of people who pay good money to see a shitty person sing shitty songs.

:gulp:

It's bad enough witnessing that nonsense, but then he has to whine about how tough it is to have his little alcohol enterprises. Like anyone gives a fuck.

Then again the people there deserve to hear that kind of crap. It's better than "when the eagle flies" or whatever.

[Panamark]

Fuck, I could only watch that Youtube up to the bit where he
says, "You see I want to make a Beer"

Sammy annoys the fuck out of me, and theres the obligatory
Sammy/Mikey Man love thing at the start of the clip ???

Upchuck coming on !!!

FORD, thanks for the info, Jackson has a lot of good liquor
shops (great range of Australian wines) so I will try and find
some of that micro brew..

[chefcraig]

By the way folks, I feel I need to offer an apology on two fronts:

1. The last thing I wanted to do was make people lose their stomach contents, so I'm sorry I didn't offer a potential up-chuck warning along with the posted vid.

2. My miserable attempt and more dismal failure at embedding the damned thing in the first place. Thank you to Coyote for doing the honors. :cool:

[Coyote]

Originally posted by c.craig
By the way folks, I feel I need to offer an apology on two fronts:

1. The last thing I wanted to do was make people lose their stomach contents, so I'm sorry I didn't offer a potential up-chuck warning along with the posted vid.

2. My miserable attempt and more dismal failure at embedding the damned thing in the first place. Thank you to Coyote for doing the honors. :cool:

No prob...

[Panamark]

No worries Craig, personally any video image of Sammy
makes me upchuck, so I was prepared :) I stopped it
at the point I felt my stomach contents attempting to
rise.. lol...

[FORD]

Now that I think about it.....

Didn't Anheuser Busch actually make some shitty "tequila & lime" flavored beer called "Tequiza" that flopped miserably?? :confused:

And the new Miller product "Chill" is the same thing, I think? Does that mean Miller did buy Spammy's idea??

Also it seems that Miller just merged US operations with Coors, which means they will be ran by right wing extremist union-hating shitbags. Sammy should feel right at home there.

Oh well, I haven't had a Miller beer since 1989, even when the owned the brewery a mile away, so I don't have to worry about boycotting them.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Panamark
No worries Craig, personally any video image of Sammy
makes me upchuck, so I was prepared :) I stopped it
at the point I felt my stomach contents attempting to
rise.. lol...

Had you let it flow, and then bottled it......

Aussie Spew can't taste any worse than Miller for Christ's sake....

And don't get me started on that damn Kangaroo wine of your's, mate.

If ya can't find any decent beer in the south, hit me up.

I'll fed ex you some real shit from these parts.

We know how to brew real beer.

:gulp:

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by FORD
And the new Miller product "Chill" is the same thing, I think? Does that mean Miller did buy Spammy's idea??


yup.

..Sammy looks like an old woman in that video.

Wow..What a Front man!..I mean He really knows how to excite the hometown :rolleyes:..Fucking loser...

See This is where Dave owns Sammy in..(other than everything else on the planet.)..When he came to Cleveland and played..He got Wolfie in a Browns Jersey for the Encore..The Crowd went fucking NUTS.

Oh..and If any of are ever in St. Louis..I reccommend going on the Brewery Tour..its really neat and they give you a free beer and pretzels at the end of the tour..(and if you have kids, they let them have some Pepsi or something..)

[Nickdfresh]

Clean out yer PM box fool!

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Clean out yer PM box fool!

Cleaned.

[chefcraig]

Originally posted by Unchainme
...Oh..and If any of are ever in St. Louis..I reccommend going on the Brewery Tour..its really neat and they give you a free beer and pretzels at the end of the tour..(and if you have kids, they let them have some Pepsi or something..)

This will come as a surprise to many folk, yet when I was a kid in the early seventies, the theme park "Busch Gardens" featured no rides or attractions. It was basically a brewery, one that families could tour. You were given quite a liberal sampling of the various beers made there.

Now as an adult, I'd love to visit a "beer theme park"!

Thanks for the heads-up on the brewery tour. :killer:

[FORD]

Originally posted by c.craig
This will come as a surprise to many folk, yet when I was a kid in the early seventies, the theme park "Busch Gardens" featured no rides or attractions. It was basically a brewery, one that families could tour. You were given quite a liberal sampling of the various beers made there.

Now as an adult, I'd love to visit a "beer theme park"!

Thanks for the heads-up on the brewery tour. :killer:

I remember Busch Gardens in Van Nuys CA. It wasn't exactly Disneyland (or even Knott's Berry Farm) but it was still pretty cool at the time. Hell, I was a kid. I didn't know their beer sucked yet.

[Nitro Express]

When I was in third grade our family went on a Carribean cruise. We are in Barbados at a rum distillery and at the end they had little cups full of samples. Everyone is standing around marveling at how smooth and good it is. So I decided I was going to try the stuff. I grabbed a cup and before a distillery employee could stop me I downed it. HOLY SHIT! I about blew flames! I'll never forget the look of horror on that black lady's face who tried to stop me. LOL!

[FORD]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
When I was in third grade our family went on a Carribean cruise. We are in Barbados at a rum distillery and at the end they had little cups full of samples. Everyone is standing around marveling at how smooth and good it is. So I decided I was going to try the stuff. I grabbed a cup and before a distillery employee could stop me I downed it. HOLY SHIT! I about blew flames! I'll never forget the look of horror on that black lady's face who tried to stop me. LOL!

I thought your family was Mormon? Why would you be touring rum distilleries? :confused:

[Nitro Express]

I've taken so many brewerie tours and even worked in one for awhile. Budwieser isn't exactly cheap beer to make. Anhieser Busch has a beechwood growing opperation in Louisianna and they age their beer on beechwood chips. American philsner beers are light beers and the reason for that is back in the 19th century beer was drank warm because of a lack of refrigeration. People liked a lighter beer in those days.

It is actually harder to make lighter bodied beers consistantly than heavy bodied beers, so AB, Coors, and Miller do an amazing job.

What's happening is the taste of beer has changed. We like highly hopped beer nowadays. The big breweries can make any kind of beer. Some of the early microbrews ended up being brewed by Miller because they became so popular a smaller opperation couldn't meet demand.

[Nitro Express]

I like to eat New York styled pizza with Guiness on tap and then finish with a Rolling Rock. That's my favorite way to eat pizza. :D

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by FORD
I thought your family was Mormon? Why would you be touring rum distilleries? :confused:

You forget Mormons are very hypocritical. Both my dad and gradfather were closet drinkers and on vacations we never went to church and did things puritan Mormons would never do. At home around other Mormons it was more conservative. My parents started going back to church when my brother died. I think it helped them deal with the tradegy and both my mom and dad like serving in the church but the rules were bent often.

I never got it. I don't like being a hypocrite and that is what a strict religion makes people. Mormons take six times the antidepresant drugs as average Americans and the whole trying to live up to impossible standards and oodles of guilt is why.

[chefcraig]

Originally posted by FORD
I remember Busch Gardens in Van Nuys CA. It wasn't exactly Disneyland (or even Knott's Berry Farm) but it was still pretty cool at the time. Hell, I was a kid. I didn't know their beer sucked yet.

Oh, Christ... are you going to start with the "Oatmeal As A Better Beer" garbage again?

Yechh...If I can not find it at Publix, Winn-Dixie or a gas station, I ain't purchasing it.

We differ. And I still have money left over for cigarettes, ya dork. :D

[Nitro Express]

That's why David Lee Roth always had lot's of willing Mormon girls in SLC willing to service him anyway he wanted. They were rolling in the rebellian. Some people actually like living in SLC because the religiouse rebound is so juicey. Want five girls to lap your cock with their toungues at the same time? SLC IS The Place. LOL! Just ask Maxx :D

[FORD]

Originally posted by c.craig
Oh, Christ... are you going to start with the "Oatmeal As A Better Beer" garbage again?

Yechh...If I can not find it at Publix, Winn-Dixie or a gas station, I ain't purchasing it.

We differ. And I still have money left over for cigarettes, ya dork. :D

Save your lungs and drink better beer :D

I must be losing my touch. I didn't realize who you were until I read this reply. I'm not used to seeing you without a Nelson avatar.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
That's why David Lee Roth always had lot's of willing Mormon girls in SLC willing to service him anyway he wanted. They were rolling in the rebellian. Some people actually like living in SLC because the religiouse rebound is so juicey. Want five girls to lap your cock with their toungues at the same time? SLC IS The Place. LOL! Just ask Maxx :D

Like I've said before, I apparently dated the WRONG Mormon chick :(

(Which is why we weren't together very long.)

And I should have stopped in SLC for a while the last time I was down there, instead of just driving through.

[DavidLeeNatra]

pure comedy... :lol:

[chefcraig]

Originally posted by FORD
Save your lungs and drink better beer :D

I must be losing my touch. I didn't realize who you were until I read this reply. I'm not used to seeing you without a Nelson avatar.

Better? :D

By the way, seeing as you hold a position of "mod" around here, any way you can get my username affixed to "chefcraig" ("e.e. cummings lower case" preferred) ?

[Nickdfresh]

You know, in Northern Virginia, the good beer isn't much more expensive. Sierra Nevada is on perma-sale at Safeway for like $13 a 12-pack while any of the major three brewery shit are like $10...

[Jesus]

WOLFIE AND DAVID LEE ROTH ARE GAY ASS MUTHERFUCKERS!!!!