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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754
    #1

    Now you can shove a Xmas tree up JC's ass!!



    The Jesus Tree Topper

    Top your Christmas tree with this Jesus tree topper, and remember the real meaning of Christmas. "If I be lifted up I will draw all men unto Me". It is truely beautiful. Top quality, real silk gown, made of resin, nail prints in hands, and 12" tall. Lights up when plugged in.

    King of Glory. Hollow in center. Not sold anywhere else, our own patented design. Can be used all year round, even Easter.

    Uh, I don't know about this....... Isn't ramming a tree up the Lord's ass a bit disrespectful?

    And I'm sure being attached to a large piece of wood ONCE was more than enough for Jesus.


    Linketh
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
    Tags: ass, shove, tree, xmas
    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58754
      #2
      "King of Glory. Hollow in center". Much like the Right Wing who claims to follow Him.
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32555
          #3
          What does Jesus have to do with Christmas?

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58754
              #4
              Are you channeling Sesh today or what?
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32555
                  #5
                  LOL

                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • DrMaddVibe
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6659
                      #6
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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21838
                          #7
                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                          What does Jesus have to do with Christmas?
                          Absolutely nothing.

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32555
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Hardrock69
                              Absolutely nothing.
                              It's a War On Christmas........




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                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                • bueno bob
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 22830
                                  #9
                                  Well...better than the first tree, I suppose...

                                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                                    • Little Texan
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 4579
                                      #10
                                      I'm sure Mithras...er, Jesus, doesn't mind. After all, he is just a mythical figure.

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                                        • Little Texan
                                          Full Member Status

                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 4579
                                          #11
                                          Incidentally, historically December 25 was a pagan holiday, and the birthdate of Mithras, which Christianity "borrowed" that date in which to celebrate the birth of the mythical figure known as Jesus. Jesus, if he were a real person, would have more likely have been born sometime in the spring. So this celebrating this Christmas holiday is really much ado about nothing when you get right down to it, other than people maxing out their credit cards and amassing a large amount of debt for next year.
                                          Last edited by Little Texan; 11-17-2007, 04:08 AM.

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                                            • Little Texan
                                              Full Member Status

                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 4579
                                              #12
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                                              http://www.taivaansusi.net/historia/mithraism.html

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                                                • Nitro Express
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 32797
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by FORD


                                                  The Jesus Tree Topper

                                                  Top your Christmas tree with this Jesus tree topper, and remember the real meaning of Christmas. "If I be lifted up I will draw all men unto Me". It is truely beautiful. Top quality, real silk gown, made of resin, nail prints in hands, and 12" tall. Lights up when plugged in.

                                                  King of Glory. Hollow in center. Not sold anywhere else, our own patented design. Can be used all year round, even Easter.

                                                  Uh, I don't know about this....... Isn't ramming a tree up the Lord's ass a bit disrespectful?

                                                  And I'm sure being attached to a large piece of wood ONCE was more than enough for Jesus.


                                                  Linketh
                                                  They made Jesus look like a fag. He probably would enjoy a few things up his ass.
                                                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                    • Unchainme
                                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                      • Apr 2005
                                                      • 7746
                                                      #14
                                                      Jesus is just alright with me...
                                                      Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                                                        • Little Texan
                                                          Full Member Status

                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 4579
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Now you can shove a Xmas tree up JC's ass!!

                                                          Originally posted by FORD
                                                          That Jesus looks like another "King" I know...

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