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Dane Cook: Part Deux
I absolutely cannot stand Dane Cook. If that guy makes another shitty movie (with the exception of Dan in Real Life, in which he wasn't too funny in for the record) I will officially not like comedy anymore.
I am a huge comedy fan and enjoy the edgy alternative comedy stylings of Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman, Zach Galifianakis, and Louis CK.
Dane Cook should be exiled.
I just don't understand how America could give him a rockstar like status while they are being entertained by a lot of movement, a lot of word-making-up, and a lot of line repeating.
The guy is getting paid 50-100 dollars a ticket to sell out arenas, which a comedian hasn't done in a long time. This is not a bad thing for a comedian, but the comedian isn't worth the price of admission. If Bill Hicks were alive I'd pay 100 to see that. George Carlin is worth it. Hell if Mitch Hedburg was alive I think I'd pay at least 50 to see him.
"Good Luck Chuck" has an abysmal 3% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and don't even get me started on Mr. Brooks.
I recently went to the Comedians of Comedy tour in NYC and saw 7 comedians for 25 bucks. I laughed more that night in an hour and a half than I would with all of the Dane Cook material you could throw at me.
This is a perfect example of Dane Cook:
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And finally I hate the sufi. If you don't know what it is, Google dane cook sufi on images and prepare to have your mind blown.
I would just like to know if anyone agrees with Dane Cook's popularity? I can't grasp how people are lovin the smell of his crap. He once had a line to describe his comedy. "If you like ______, then you'll like me".
If you like hip quotable bullshit, then you'll like me.
Please, Army, back me up on this. Make me feel like I AM sane. If not, I might as well jump on the bandwagon and then jump off of the bandwagon into a pool of acid.
I am a huge comedy fan and enjoy the edgy alternative comedy stylings of Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman, Zach Galifianakis, and Louis CK.
Dane Cook should be exiled.
I just don't understand how America could give him a rockstar like status while they are being entertained by a lot of movement, a lot of word-making-up, and a lot of line repeating.
The guy is getting paid 50-100 dollars a ticket to sell out arenas, which a comedian hasn't done in a long time. This is not a bad thing for a comedian, but the comedian isn't worth the price of admission. If Bill Hicks were alive I'd pay 100 to see that. George Carlin is worth it. Hell if Mitch Hedburg was alive I think I'd pay at least 50 to see him.
"Good Luck Chuck" has an abysmal 3% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and don't even get me started on Mr. Brooks.
I recently went to the Comedians of Comedy tour in NYC and saw 7 comedians for 25 bucks. I laughed more that night in an hour and a half than I would with all of the Dane Cook material you could throw at me.
This is a perfect example of Dane Cook:
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And finally I hate the sufi. If you don't know what it is, Google dane cook sufi on images and prepare to have your mind blown.
I would just like to know if anyone agrees with Dane Cook's popularity? I can't grasp how people are lovin the smell of his crap. He once had a line to describe his comedy. "If you like ______, then you'll like me".
If you like hip quotable bullshit, then you'll like me.
Please, Army, back me up on this. Make me feel like I AM sane. If not, I might as well jump on the bandwagon and then jump off of the bandwagon into a pool of acid.
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