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Riddler the Fiddler By Van Gully
(Think of, along the lines, of a Misfits type of tune)
A twit with a comicbook villian's name
Thinkin' he's a bad-ass
Playin' in a man's game
Nose up hitch's ass
Like a dog in heat
Trollin' the internet
Lookin' for the man-meat!
(chorus)
He's the Riddler
A cock fiddler
He's the Riddler
An ass diddler
(repeat 2x)
The wascilly wabbit
Of the internet
With a crack-pipe habit
he's the hitchbrain's butt pet
He claims to take the highroad
But like a good little toad
He likes to let hitch
Travel up his dirt road
(chorus - repeat 2x)
He's obnoxious
Slightly noxious
Likes to satisfy hitch
By wearing underwear
That are crotchless
He idolizes Tiny Tim
As a grand hero
But just like hitch
He's nothin' but a fuckin' ZERO
(chorus - repeat 2x)
A too cool playa
He claims to be
But he acts more like
A two dollar whore
On her mutha-fuckin' knees!
He's the....
Riddler
Cock fiddler
A diddler
Riddler
diddler
fiddler
Riddler
diddler
Riddler
A COCK FIDDLER !!
( song ends with cras and explosion)
Riddler the Fiddler By Van Gully
(Think of, along the lines, of a Misfits type of tune)
A twit with a comicbook villian's name
Thinkin' he's a bad-ass
Playin' in a man's game
Nose up hitch's ass
Like a dog in heat
Trollin' the internet
Lookin' for the man-meat!
(chorus)
He's the Riddler
A cock fiddler
He's the Riddler
An ass diddler
(repeat 2x)
The wascilly wabbit
Of the internet
With a crack-pipe habit
he's the hitchbrain's butt pet
He claims to take the highroad
But like a good little toad
He likes to let hitch
Travel up his dirt road
(chorus - repeat 2x)
He's obnoxious
Slightly noxious
Likes to satisfy hitch
By wearing underwear
That are crotchless
He idolizes Tiny Tim
As a grand hero
But just like hitch
He's nothin' but a fuckin' ZERO
(chorus - repeat 2x)
A too cool playa
He claims to be
But he acts more like
A two dollar whore
On her mutha-fuckin' knees!
He's the....
Riddler
Cock fiddler
A diddler
Riddler
diddler
fiddler
Riddler
diddler
Riddler
A COCK FIDDLER !!
( song ends with cras and explosion)
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