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  • MERRYKISSMASS2U
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2004
    • 4372

    Hilarious cleaning product ad.

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #2
    Holy shit! There was more DNA on that couch than the FBI crime lab!
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Coyote
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8185

      #3
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      Holy shit! There was more DNA on that couch than the FBI crime lab!
      Or an audition in L.A...
      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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      • Little Texan
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 4579

        #4
        That's what the Oval Office looked like when Clinton was President!

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        • blonddgirl777
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2005
          • 5805

          #5
          That's exactly the cleaner I use every time that stuff happens in my house!
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
          [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
          Originally posted by VanHalener
          ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
          Originally posted by FORD
          ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32798

            #6
            Originally posted by blonddgirl777
            That's exactly the cleaner I use every time that stuff happens in my house!
            You're more forgiving than my wife. If her new Italian leather sofa got gooed up she would nuke the whole orgy!
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • MERRYKISSMASS2U
              Full Member Status

              • Mar 2004
              • 4372

              #7
              Originally posted by blonddgirl777
              That's exactly the cleaner I use every time that stuff happens in my house!
              So people bust a nut constantly in your home?

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              • blonddgirl777
                ROCKSTAR

                • Mar 2005
                • 5805

                #8
                Hey,
                What's a party without a little scum?
                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                Originally posted by VanHalener
                ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                Originally posted by FORD
                ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                • blonddgirl777
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5805

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  ... If her new Italian leather sofa got gooed up she would nuke the whole orgy!
                  Tell her not to worry... that goo washes off very easily on leather!
                  Especially when you got the right cleaner...
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                  [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                  ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                  • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                    Full Member Status

                    • Mar 2004
                    • 4372

                    #10
                    Or if you lick it off fast enough.

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32798

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
                      Or if you lick it off fast enough.
                      Dogs love to lap up the stuff. Get a couple of pooches and the place will be licked clean!
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • naturochem
                        Head Fluffer
                        • May 2004
                        • 495

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                        Dogs love to lap up the stuff. Get a couple of pooches and the place will be licked clean!
                        Plus the protein is great for the canine coat!!
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                        "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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                        • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                          Full Member Status

                          • Mar 2004
                          • 4372

                          #13
                          The idea of me basically spooging in man's best friend's mouth is kind of disturbing.

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                          • Antman
                            Commando
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1261

                            #14
                            I always wondered what to use to get the ol jizz stains out of the furniture.
                            When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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