View Full Version : If you were John Lennon when he was alive, would you have fucked Yoko Ono?
rustoffa
12-01-2007, 12:45 AM
I still don't understand how John Lennon found Yoko Ono attractive. I'm tellin' ya, all the mantras and black tar heroin in India couldn't have made a difference. Let's face facts:
1. She was/is ugly.
2. She had/has the voice of a free-range blue jay.
All I can figure is that Lennon had really poor eyesight, and a flair for the artsy-fartsy.
Look at Billy Gibbons: He had a flair for the artsy-fartsy, and wore cheap sunglasses. I bet he wouldn't have fucked Yoko Ono.
Look at Jackson Browne: He had a flair for the artsy-fartsy, and beat the shit out of Darryl Hannah. I bet he wouldn't have fucked Yoko Ono.
Ringo Starr married some hot chick from that caveman movie....George Harrison's woman was so hot that Eric Clapton wrote a song about her! Paul....well, Linda was no show-stopper, but she could at least carry a note.
I bet neither of those three would have fucked Yoko Ono.
How 'bout you?
If you were John Lennon when he was alive, would you have fucked Yoko Ono?
:confused:
jay_are
12-01-2007, 01:16 AM
Well as you know, Yoko approached Paul first and when he brushed her off she went to John. Maybe it was too much LSD or something like that and when he finally realized what happened it was too late. The Beatles were gone and she had him by the balls.
We lost 5 good years (1975-1980) from John because of her and when he finally re-emerged some lunatic blew him away. Yoko was never that good looking and she was looking for a free ride and she found John. Everybody else in the band knew what she was about, he just couldn't see it.
Maybe that song "How Do You Sleep?" was really about him instead of Paul? He once admitted that in an interview. Maybe he was trying to tell us all something about his situation with Yoko? Lord knows that if Yoko was laying down beside me I wouldn't sleep either.
To answer your question, NO WAY WOULD I TOUCH THAT!!!
Panamark
12-01-2007, 02:02 AM
I read that they hooked up after John attended one of her
warped art exhibitions. After showing interest in her work,
she sent him a special gift, a white china cup with a tampon
inside the cup, painted with red blood. Apparently this appealed
to him at some level..
I dont think Binnie would even hit it :)
BrownSound1
12-01-2007, 03:15 AM
Hell no I wouldn't fuck her...I ain't never been that drunk.
naturochem
12-01-2007, 03:50 AM
not if her's was the only cunt left in a world in which the entire planetary water supply was tainted with viagra...
http://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/80.gif
Redballjets88
12-01-2007, 04:32 AM
never ever. she is so fucking nasty. She looks like she is a survivor of the nagasaki a bomb.
Coyote
12-01-2007, 04:40 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa
How 'bout you?
If you were John Lennon when he was alive, would you have fucked Yoko Ono?
:confused:
AW, HELL NO!!
bluemustard
12-01-2007, 05:44 AM
I'd rather have a threesome with Maury Povich and Connie Chung.
:gulp:
Terry
12-01-2007, 07:50 AM
Nope.
Not an attractive woman, physically.
Never thought much of her or her "art", either. Couldn't sing, her concept pieces didn't do much for me...it's kinda like when a good friend of yours is going out with a woman nobody likes; if she's tolerated to any degree at all, it's only because of the friend.
Obviously Lennon loved her and saw something in her. She's basically been little more than a professional widow for the last quarter-century, IMO.
Mr Badguy
12-01-2007, 08:13 AM
Maybe he was into pubic hair?
In that picture of both of them in the nude she had a big time hairy bush.
Would I do her?
Not even with yours.
Anonymous
12-01-2007, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
I dont think Binnie would even hit it :)
And that, my friends, is nuthin' but the tooth.
However, we ARE talking about Binnie.
Let's wait and see what he has to say about it.
Me?
I AIN'T THAT DESPERATE!!!
Cheers! :bottle:
Redballjets88
12-01-2007, 07:48 PM
the only reason she was ever considered an "artist" is because of John
ThrillsNSpills
12-02-2007, 08:12 PM
If you were John Lennon when he was alive, would you have fucked Yoko Ono?
I would have given her No Reply.
But I remember the words to one of her songs.
Eyahh Eyahh
Ahhaha ah Ahhaha ah
Eyahh Eyahh
Ahhaha ah Ahhaha ah
(she's a performance artist)
Panamark
12-03-2007, 12:28 AM
That must have been one of her English songs, T'n'S ! :D
binnie
12-03-2007, 03:05 AM
If I was John Lennon then there is no way in hell I would've been with that. Damn, he could have had anyone he wanted. Never understood it. Never understood why Paul ended up with Linda either.
They were the most famous, most revered musicians in the world with an army of female fans. And they chose a couple of ugos. That is just slapping God in the face.
George Harrison had the right idea.
But as to whether, hyperthecically, I would hit Yoko. Yup. She isn't offensiviely ugly is she? I've seen far, far worse. I reckon that if most of the guys here were going through a dry patch they wouldn't turn her down.
Having a conversation with her before/after would be a far more arduous ordeal....
binnie
12-03-2007, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by naturochem
not if her's was the only cunt left in a world in which the entire planetary water supply was tainted with viagra...
http://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/80.gif
LOL!!!! Damn that's funny...
ThrillsNSpills
12-04-2007, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by binnie
George Harrison had the right idea.
George cheated on Layla with Ringo's wife.
shocking stuff indeed.
his wife was named Mo Cocks.
even more shocking, eh?
binnie
12-04-2007, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
his wife was named Mo Cocks.
even more shocking, eh?
:D
I don't get it. Not like he didn't have options. Must have been true love.
Tiki-Tom
12-05-2007, 08:04 AM
I suppose that if I were John Lennon, then yes, I woulda fucked the hell outta that ugly skank because I'd be John Lennon and that's what that sick bastard did.
THANK GOD I'm not John Lennon! If that's what fame and fortune does to a man, then I don't want it!
binnie
12-05-2007, 08:12 AM
Originally posted by Figs
Must have been true love.
Well in that case my friend, love is a bitch!
Originally posted by binnie
Well in that case my friend, love is a bitch!
Ha - good one..
In most cases it probably is!
alexpgrimes
12-05-2007, 12:05 PM
we know the only Lennon child with any talent is Julien.
VanHalener
12-05-2007, 12:23 PM
http://i8.tinypic.com/8fcxflx.jpg
binnie
12-05-2007, 12:36 PM
If any of you were desperate enough, you'd all hit that. Hell, if you were desperate enough you'd all hit Barbara Bush....
Panamark
12-05-2007, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by binnie
But as to whether, hyperthecically, I would hit Yoko. Yup. She isn't offensiviely ugly is she? I've seen far, far worse.
Then it is really true what they say, Binnie would hit anything !
SparkieD
12-05-2007, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by binnie
She isn't offensiviely ugly is she? I've seen far, far worse.
Bin, you've just proved that what they say about guys that jerk off too much is true. You're blind as a friggin' bat:eek:
Redballjets88
12-06-2007, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by binnie
If any of you were desperate enough, you'd all hit that. Hell, if you were desperate enough you'd all hit Barbara Bush....
she is ugly enough. to not hit.
Originally posted by binnie
If any of you were desperate enough, you'd all hit that. Hell, if you were desperate enough you'd all hit Barbara Bush....
Barbara Bush JR. maybe....
http://blogs.abcnews.com/photos/uncategorized/bush_sisters_nr.jpg
Or even Jenna. But not their granny. Or their mom.
As for the other question, let me put it this way.....
John Lennon is one of my favorite songwriters. Like me, he was a liberal who wanted to make this world a better place. And like me, he had a thing for Asian chicks.
But YOKO? God no!!
John loved her, and he must have had his reasons. But I can't see it myself.
binnie
12-06-2007, 06:25 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
Then it is really true what they say, Binnie would hit anything !
Originally posted by SparkieD
Bin, you've just proved that what they say about guys that jerk off too much is true. You're blind as a friggin' bat:eek:
C'mon, there are far, far uglier women in the world, right?
Is there something wrong with me?
naturochem
12-06-2007, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by binnie
C'mon, there are far, far uglier women in the world, right?
Is there something wrong with me?
Naw, man... providing service to the previously non-fuckable's of the world, is truly an appreciable endeavor!
(Bin & fellow 'I'd hit it' bro, distracted on recent hunting trip..)
http://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/43.gif
:D
Anonymous
12-06-2007, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Is there something wrong with me?
I've been saying it all along, Bin... been saying it all along...
Cheers! :bottle:
binnie
12-06-2007, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by naturochem
Naw, man... providing service to the previously non-fuckable's of the world, is truly an appreciable endeavor!
(Bin & fellow 'I'd hit it' bro, distracted on recent hunting trip..)
http://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/43.gif
:D
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I've been saying it all along, Bin... been saying it all along...
Cheers! :bottle:
:D
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