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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    Wrap Your Junk!

    School house wasn't like this when I was a kid.

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    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • diamondsgirl
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7550

    #2
    LOL!
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20497

      #3
      "So it won't burn when you pee........."

      LOL

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      • Antman
        Commando
        • Jan 2004
        • 1261

        #4
        Funny.
        When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49136

          #5
          You never know who or what you're fucking. Could be a total homewrecking sleaze bag that sees more ass than a toilet seat...
          Last edited by Nickdfresh; 12-06-2007, 01:19 AM.

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          • NATEDOG001976
            Veteran
            • Apr 2004
            • 2369

            #6
            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
            You never know who or what you're fucking. Could be a total homewrecking sleaze bag...
            Fuck Yeah bro!

            Even my last girlfriend, I'm like...l'm just gonna keep wrappin' it up. One time the fucker fell off or something...oops...the fucker was way the fuck up in her. She had to dig for it...lol. That was break-up sex, or good bye sex or who know's what the fuck it was?

            As you can tell I'm still not in my dating stage..lol.

            "Women, can't live with em, pass the beer nuts"
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            Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

            Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

            Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
            Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

            Originally posted by Northern Girl
            Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49136

              #7
              Originally posted by Antman
              Funny.
              I thought it was sort of obvious and dumb. IMO.

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32555

                #8
                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                You never know who or what you're fucking. Could be a total homewrecking sleaze bag that sees more ass than a toilet seat...

                :eek:



                LMMFAO

                Anyone we know?


                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • Guitar Shark
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7576

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
                  Fuck Yeah bro!

                  Even my last girlfriend, I'm like...l'm just gonna keep wrappin' it up. One time the fucker fell off or something...oops...the fucker was way the fuck up in her. She had to dig for it...lol. That was break-up sex, or good bye sex or who know's what the fuck it was?

                  As you can tell I'm still not in my dating stage..lol.

                  "Women, can't live with em, pass the beer nuts"
                  Come on, admit it. You are a virgin.
                  ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                  Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                  Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32555

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


                    One time the fucker fell off or something...oops...the fucker was way the fuck up in her. She had to dig for it...lol. "
                    Try the Smalls next time.

                    I think the Mediums may be a bit too much for you.

                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • Guitar Shark
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7576

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                      Try the Smalls next time.

                      I think the Mediums may be a bit too much for you.



                      Beats mine...
                      ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                      Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                      Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                      • LoungeMachine
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 32555

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Guitar Shark


                        Beats mine...
                        Yeah, but you're working on no sleep.

                        Hardly fair.
                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49136

                          #13
                          You guys are just brutal!

                          BTW, that cliche ridden cartoon is as about as funny as a gangrened penis. Seriously, no talent hack shit...

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32797

                            #14
                            Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
                            Fuck Yeah bro!

                            Even my last girlfriend, I'm like...l'm just gonna keep wrappin' it up. One time the fucker fell off or something...oops...the fucker was way the fuck up in her. She had to dig for it...lol. That was break-up sex, or good bye sex or who know's what the fuck it was?

                            As you can tell I'm still not in my dating stage..lol.

                            "Women, can't live with em, pass the beer nuts"
                            Condoms slip off of small dicks. Invest in a pump and some Enzyte dude.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • NATEDOG001976
                              Veteran
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 2369

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              Condoms slip off of small dicks. Invest in a pump and some Enzyte dude.
                              I guess you would know?

                              Go fuck yourself.

                              Loser!
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                              http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                              Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                              Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                              Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                              Originally posted by Northern Girl
                              Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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