The Sheep Pen Christmas-A-Go-Go with Lots of food, drink and BREASTS

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Folks...it's time to decide on our christmas plans.

Where are we having Christmas dinner?

Who's supplying the drink?

Bob...where are the tits?

Who's supplying the drink?

Whats on the jukebox?

Who's supplying the drink?

Are we doing secret Santa this year?

Who's supplying the drink.

What's this in my contract? You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.

But...most importantly...WHO'S SUPPLYING THE DRINK???????

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Got the Jukebox stacked with christmas classics...

AC/DC-Mistress For Christmas
Bad News-Cashing in on Christmas
Billy Idol-Yellin' At the Christmas Tree
Billy Squier-Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You
Bob Seeger-Sock It To Me Santa
Bruce Springsteen-Merry Christmas, Baby
Cheap Trick-Come On Christmas
Chesterfield Kings-Hey Santa Claus
Chuck Berry-Run Rudolph Run
The Darkness-Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)
Elvis-Blue Christmas
Frank Sinatra-Let It Snow Let it Snow Let It Snow
George Thorogood-Rock N Roll Christmas
The Greedies (Sex Pistols/Thin Lizzy)-A Merry Jingle
Greg Lake-I Believe In Father Christmas
James Brown-Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto
Jonny Lang-Santa Claus is Back In Town
The Kinks-Father Christmas
Mud-Lonley This Christmas
Pogues/Kirsty Macoll-Fairytale of New York
Queen-Thank God Its Christmas
Queen-A Winters Tale
RAMONES-Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)
Ravonettes-Christmas Song
Ray Charles-Winter Wonderland
Slade-Merry Xmas Everybody
Sloppy Seconds-Hooray For Santa Claus
Southside Johnny-Please Come Home For Christmas
Tom Petty-Christmas All Over Again
The Who-Christmas
Wizzard-I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

+ a sprinkling of DAVID LEE FUCKING ROTH to finish the day off...

[binnie]

I think we should have lamb instead of Turkey. Just a suggestion....

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I think thats a swell idea.

Should we dig up Tracy Lamb and eat her?

Sort of like "Thats for being in such a SHIT band"?




Maybe that'll inspire Katie to create a new alias.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I think thats a swell idea.

Should we dig up Tracy Lamb and eat her?

Sort of like "Thats for being in such a SHIT band"?




Maybe that'll inspire Katie to create a new alias.

Katie has aliases? :D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

We could give her another one for christmas...

And you can just give her one for christmas...

I'm sure you'd hit it.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

This isn't very seasonal talk.

TIS THE SEASON TO BE FUCKING JOLLY
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

http://www.wonderchristmas.com/funny_pictures/christmas_funny_pictures_13.jpg

[Matt White]

HA!!!

BREAST for the holidays...........

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/christmasboobs.jpg

[Dan]

I'm Drinking The Beer Now,I Mean Later.:D

It's Too Fucking Hot Down Here For Me To Be Santa This Year.:)

BTW....What Size Budget Do We Have This Year?

Cheers :bottle:

[Dan]

OK,I Dont Mind Dressing Up As A Elf.:D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Matt White
HA!!!

BREAST for the holidays...........

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/christmasboobs.jpg

Thats more fucking like it.

FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Dan

BTW....What Size Budget Do We Have This Year?

Cheers :bottle:

Well...we stole Hagar's tour revenue for this year...so about $1.50...

And that's including interest

[binnie]

Originally posted by Dan
OK,I Dont Mind Dressing Up As A Elf.:D

Whatever floats your boat....

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by binnie
I think we should have lamb instead of Turkey. Just a suggestion....

Lamb? Yelch.

I want turkey and two chickens for later on. After all, I'm still growing.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
We could give her another one for christmas...

And you can just give her one for christmas...

I'm sure you'd hit it.

Binnie would hit Yoko. He'd hit anything.

But I get first dibs on Katie. Binnie, it might be too wide for you afterwards, so I'm apologizing in advance.


Originally posted by Matt White
HA!!!

BREAST for the holidays...........

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/christmasboobs.jpg

If Katie does this at our christmas party, I'll marry her.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Dan
I'm Drinking The Beer Now,I Mean Later.:D

It's Too Fucking Hot Down Here For Me To Be Santa This Year.:)

BTW....What Size Budget Do We Have This Year?

Cheers :bottle:

Save some beer for later! Damn Kiwis!


Originally posted by Dan
OK,I Dont Mind Dressing Up As A Elf.:D

Ah, now that's just sick. Save your fantasies for yourself, you pervert!

Especially because, if, I mean, WHEN I'm drunk, I might find it funny and go along with the gag.

And there's already enough humiliation in me life, thank you.

Oh, and let's not forget Binnie - if you make an appealing elf, well...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Got the Jukebox stacked with christmas classics...

AC/DC-Mistress For Christmas
Bad News-Cashing in on Christmas
Billy Idol-Yellin' At the Christmas Tree
Billy Squier-Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You
Bob Seeger-Sock It To Me Santa
Bruce Springsteen-Merry Christmas, Baby
Cheap Trick-Come On Christmas
Chesterfield Kings-Hey Santa Claus
Chuck Berry-Run Rudolph Run
The Darkness-Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)
Elvis-Blue Christmas
Frank Sinatra-Let It Snow Let it Snow Let It Snow
George Thorogood-Rock N Roll Christmas
The Greedies (Sex Pistols/Thin Lizzy)-A Merry Jingle
Greg Lake-I Believe In Father Christmas
James Brown-Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto
Jonny Lang-Santa Claus is Back In Town
The Kinks-Father Christmas
Mud-Lonley This Christmas
Pogues/Kirsty Macoll-Fairytale of New York
Queen-Thank God Its Christmas
Queen-A Winters Tale
RAMONES-Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)
Ravonettes-Christmas Song
Ray Charles-Winter Wonderland
Slade-Merry Xmas Everybody
Sloppy Seconds-Hooray For Santa Claus
Southside Johnny-Please Come Home For Christmas
Tom Petty-Christmas All Over Again
The Who-Christmas
Wizzard-I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

+ a sprinkling of DAVID LEE FUCKING ROTH to finish the day off...

Best christmas playlist ever - well done, Shaun. We'll send "the elf" and a sheep to your room later on, as a reward.

But who the fuck is this David Lee Roth I keep hearing about? A christmas caroler, perhaps?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Originally posted by binnie
Whatever floats your boat....

You Make Me So Mad.:(

[Dan]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Save some beer for later! Damn Kiwis!



Ah, now that's just sick. Save your fantasies for yourself, you pervert!

Especially because, if, I mean, WHEN I'm drunk, I might find it funny and go along with the gag.

And there's already enough humiliation in me life, thank you.

Oh, and let's not forget Binnie - if you make an appealing elf, well...

Cheers! :bottle:

You Can Be A Elf Too,Pussy.:D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Where are teh christmas BOOBS

New mistletoe rule...

Ladeez have to remove all upper clothing before commencing with regular tradition.

[Anonymous]

Indeed. And this because they have to remove all lower clothing before, so they can gain admittance to this most exclusive party.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Well...we stole Hagar's tour revenue for this year...so about $1.50...

And that's including interest

I told you we should have raided the tequila funds instead, but NOOOOOOOOO, nobody EVER listens to Bob... :rolleyes:

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I told you we should have raided the tequila funds instead, but NOOOOOOOOO, nobody EVER listens to Bob... :rolleyes:

Well, to be perfectly honest here, Bob...we thought you were trying to take control over every aspect of Pen life, what with your new modded ego.

On second thought, post some festive breasts.

[Matt White]

THE ULTIMATE PLAN

[Dan]

Breasts,Legs And Thighs.:)

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Seriously, where art thou?

I'm getting pretty sick of asking :mad:

[Dan]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Seriously, where art thou?

I'm getting pretty sick of asking :mad:

Just Sit Back And Suck On A Breast Or Two.:)

[Wawazat]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7816/gift2520wrappedpf5.jpg

[Wawazat]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4435/xmasdv3.jpg

[Wawazat]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4258/sexyxmasbabe62ms6.jpg

[Wawazat]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2472/xmasbabe1kb4.jpg

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Dan
Just Sit Back And Suck On A Breast Or Two.:)

three, four...

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/5313/santaselvespy3.jpg

[Anonymous]

NOW we're talkin' PARTY!!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Shaun Ponsonby]

THAT'S THE SHIT!!!

Where've you been when we needed you most, ZAT?

Hows the christmas shopping going, Dan?

Imapus...have you decked the halls with holly?

[Dan]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
THAT'S THE SHIT!!!

Where've you been when we needed you most, ZAT?

Hows the christmas shopping going, Dan?

Imapus...have you decked the halls with holly?

Shaun,I Have Not Be Shopping Yet.:)

And Yourself?

[jhale667]

:D

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/jasworld/brasanta.jpg

[jhale667]

:p

http://e.photos.cx/jordanlucyxmas3bigfw7-779.jpg

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Dan
Shaun,I Have Not Be Shopping Yet.:)

And Yourself?

We agreed that YOU would do the PEN christmas shopping.

Its a week away...sort it, Dan...don't make me put butter in your bedsheets.

Good work, jhale...

Can we decide on alcohol?

Who wants Cabo Wabo..(that'd be fuckig ironic).

[Dan]

:D

[binnie]

What's up motherfuckers!!!!!!! :D

I'm a leg man myself!

As for the hotties in Xmas attire, I was planning on starting a thread on the Underground on that very theme - 'Zat, you beat me too it.

Ah, fuck it, I'll do it anyway.... :D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

HEY...Don't be stealing PEN ideas.

But, especially...don't be stealing MY ideas...:mad:

Why is Christmas making me so angry?

[katie]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/337623103_a1a1feb204.jpg?v=0

These 3 litre bottles of JD should get things going! :D

[Dan]

Yes,Yes And Yes

[Wawazat]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u109/summni/24335christmasweed1.jpg

[Dan]

Damn,That's One Green Christmas Tree.:)

[binnie]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby


Why is Christmas making me so angry?

Have you been hearing too many Cliff Richard songs?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by binnie
Have you been hearing too many Cliff Richard songs?

Christmas time
Mistletoe and wine
And several other festive rhymes

Need a cliff song
To make Christmas long
Even though they sound so wrong

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Imapus...have you decked the halls with holly?

Hey, fuck you! Nobody talks to me like that.

"Decked the halls with holly" indeed... that's just plain rude, Shaun.


Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Why is Christmas making me so angry?

Christmas is a time to piss off your loved ones. EVERYONE'S angry at Christmas. Only psychotic and mentally challeged people are happy this time of year.

And grandmothers.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by katie
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/337623103_a1a1feb204.jpg?v=0

These 3 litre bottles of JD should get things going! :D

Ooooooohhh, BABY! I dunno if I'm happier looking at those or the breasts.

Seriously, there may be something wrong with me.

Hang on... I think I may be happier if I DRINK those, and then TOUCH the breasts.

Hum...

So THIS is that Christmas spirit everyone talks about, eh?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by binnie
Have you been hearing too many Cliff Richard songs?

I have ben hearing alot of Wham, Mariah Carey and Bryan Adams, lately.

I had to stop shopping. I'd rather starve than listen to "Last Christmas I gave you my heart" again.

Cheers1 :bottle:

[katie]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker


Hum...

So THIS is that Christmas spirit everyone talks about, eh?

Cheers! :bottle:

It is in my world Imapus LOL

[Dan]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have ben hearing alot of Wham.

Cheers1 :bottle:

Where The Fuck Is Bill?

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by katie
It is in my world Imapus LOL

Well, you and a bottle of JD isn't too far from my own idea of a good world... ;) :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

OK,I'm Naked Right Now,Who Wants Some Christmas Nuts?

[Wawazat]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/7826/christmastree008bt6.jpg

[Dan]

So That's A Pass On The Nuts Then?

[Anonymous]

This is it!!! X-MAS EVE!!!

I'm so excited - and I just can't hide it - and I don't know any more of those lyrics.

Where's me present? Where's me present?

I cunt wait 'till midnight.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Merry Xmas To You Pussy.:D

Your Present Is To Try The Christmas Nuts.:)

Cheers :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Hey, fuck you!

I ain't comin' anywhere near your nuts.

I am, however on my 11th beer. A few more, and I'll start considering that dressing like an elf bullshit.

Where's the grrrls?

We know Katie's coming. Anybody invited Blondgirl, Elly, Sparkie and the rest?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Damn You Pussy.:(

I Waxed For Three Days To Get The Nuts Ready To Be Eaten.

Ok,What Size Elf Suit Do You Want?

I Have To Sizes,1 Large And One XL.

Bring On The Dirty Xmas Girls.

[Anonymous]

Large fer me, thanks.

Actually, I just switched to whiskey. I'll take a XS elf suit. :cato:

And I'll take the CLEAN X-mas grrrls.

It's a fetish.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

You Are A Sick Man.:)

Would You Like Rice With That?

[Dan]

I Had A Very Sober Xmas.:(

Damn You People.

Who Drank All Of The Piss?