Reason #1 For Hiring Teachers Who Know The Lyrics

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Reason #1 For Hiring Teachers Who Know The Lyrics

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    Guns N' Roses Lyrics Cause Teacher to Lock Self in Classroom
    Thursday, December 13, 2007


    ROXBURY, Conn. — Karaoke can be scary, but threatening?

    A school custodian's impromptu after-hours karaoke performance prompted a police response when a teacher thought she was being threatened over the loudspeaker.

    State police say the teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N' Roses song over the public address system for a threat.

    She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die.

    Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system.

    Police say one of them sang "Welcome to the Jungle" into the microphone. The song contains the lyrics "You're in the jungle baby; you're gonna die."

    The teenagers were cuffed for about 15 minutes while police investigated. They didn't realize anyone else was in the school at the time. No charges will be filed, said state police Sgt. Brian Ness.

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • Vanessa
    Roadie
    • Jun 2007
    • 136

    #2
    stupid dumb bitch!

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12748

      #3
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

      So she was alone in school and heard that through the PA system?

      Damn, GENIOUS!!!!

      The hilariousnessness of it all - I wish I was there. I so love a good joke...

      Cheers! :bottle:

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22942

        #4
        I say prosecute him.

        Fuck, might as well...
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • Ally_Kat
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7612

          #5
          how do you not know that it's GnR? Seriously?
          Roth Army Militia

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #6
            Originally posted by Ally_Kat
            how do you not know that it's GnR? Seriously?
            I have no idea why exactly, but....

            You were the first person I thought of when I read this.
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • Ally_Kat
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7612

              #7
              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              I have no idea why exactly, but....

              You were the first person I thought of when I read this.
              Is that why my name's in the title?
              Roth Army Militia

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              • Ally_Kat
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7612

                #8
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                I have no idea why exactly, but....

                You were the first person I thought of when I read this.
                except with my kids it would be gangsta rap
                Roth Army Militia

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                  except with my kids it would be gangsta rap
                  LOL,

                  Ally,Do Your Kids Rap Your Name At All?
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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